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my 50 things i hate volume 1

shakespere
edgar allan poe
pink
bare naked ladies
employment at a fast food establishment
musicals
infomercials
the oblongs
the "other songs" on all fuel's cds.
the "other songs" on all tantric's cds.
pink floyd
star wars
porn guys that think i just go in and get off by looking at the boxes (funny story attached)
gabriel garcia marquez
all other books besides "lies my teacher told me" and the bartender's bible
courtney love
the letter lmno
goats
chairs without arms
pens that have caps with holes in them
flowers
fake plastic trees
all authors
classic rock radio stations
comunal showers
comunal bathrooms
loud drunks
stupid drunks
drugs all of them legal and illegal except the pink medicine that Dr. Nisenblat always gave me
people associated with said drugs; doctors, dealers, trafficers, pharmacy people, cashiers, ect.
bob rock
all puddings that are not chocolate
trucks, unless they're old and beat up and are ligitimate work trucks
my last ex.....with a passion.

IN THE FACE

when i go to the video store to rent a dvd and its not out till next week

Not remembering your dreams.

Vertigo wrote: I know this was directed me. I am not trying to one up anyone. You don't know anything about t my past medical or current medical history. I only answered SOOZY saying I had been under observatoin for a few years. I had a scare in 99' and with prober treatment and regualr checkups I was lucky to to not have to go under the knife. That doesn't mean that one day I won't.

Then use some tact. How do you think it comes across when someone has issues. And then you come along with a whole nother story about how bad you have it. It looks like one upsmanship whether you like it to be or not

I keep my medical history to myself because none of you on here really give a damn or are my friends.

I realy wouldn't know anything about this

I'm truly sorry Soozy is ill.. But that doesn't mean that others on here having had their share of medical problems. Maybe not to the extreme as her. But I have spenT enough time in the hospital as a child from illness.

Back to point 1. It still comes across as 1 upsmanship. Whether you meant it or not is irrelevant. If it appears that way to me. Its gonna appear like that to someone else.

Plus I am much older then you on here

Relevance please? As I pointed out to Alan. Time spent on a msg board does not make your opinion any more valid than mine.

I am not much younger then my mom and grandma wen they took ill.

i sincerely hope they got better.

ou really should see where a person is coming from before you accuse them of trying to ONE UP

See points1 and 3

now the other thing I hate today is having a high fever from a viral infection and having to go back to the specialist who performed surgery on you a few years ago to see why?

I give anything not to have to go back... I hated it..

A viral infection means you have to go under the knife?! o_O.

Anyways. My pet hate. People who can't spell ans use grammar properly. I think its shocking the way some people can't use basic English. I'm not talking about typos, I'm talking about the whole not being able to spell thing.

I hate drivers who hit children on fucking crosswalks. We have crosswalks in this country for a bloody reason.

deniedjunkie wrote:when i go to the video store to rent a dvd and its not out till next week

The documentary?
I hate that too!

Sine wrote:

deniedjunkie wrote:when i go to the video store to rent a dvd and its not out till next week

The documentary?
I hate that too!

yes:(

when the blockbuster website won't post my flame of Van Helsing, but they'll post the fantastic reviews that call it the best movie ever.

Did they see the same movie I did? I felt like I should have walked out of the movie theater and someone should have laughed and said "Hey, that was a joke movie. Haha, thought it was serious? No, here's the real one."

Korzic wrote:

Vertigo wrote: I know this was directed me. I am not trying to one up anyone. You don't know anything about t my past medical or current medical history. I only answered SOOZY saying I had been under observatoin for a few years. I had a scare in 99' and with prober treatment and regualr checkups I was lucky to to not have to go under the knife. That doesn't mean that one day I won't.

Then use some tact. How do you think it comes across when someone has issues. And then you come along with a whole nother story about how bad you have it. It looks like one upsmanship whether you like it to be or not

I keep my medical history to myself because none of you on here really give a damn or are my friends.

I realy wouldn't know anything about this

I'm truly sorry Soozy is ill.. But that doesn't mean that others on here having had their share of medical problems. Maybe not to the extreme as her. But I have spenT enough time in the hospital as a child from illness.

Back to point 1. It still comes across as 1 upsmanship. Whether you meant it or not is irrelevant. If it appears that way to me. Its gonna appear like that to someone else.

Plus I am much older then you on here

Relevance please? As I pointed out to Alan. Time spent on a msg board does not make your opinion any more valid than mine.

I am not much younger then my mom and grandma wen they took ill.

i sincerely hope they got better.

ou really should see where a person is coming from before you accuse them of trying to ONE UP

See points1 and 3

now the other thing I hate today is having a high fever from a viral infection and having to go back to the specialist who performed surgery on you a few years ago to see why?

I give anything not to have to go back... I hated it..

A viral infection means you have to go under the knife?! o_O.

Anyways. My pet hate. People who can't spell ans use grammar properly. I think its shocking the way some people can't use basic English. I'm not talking about typos, I'm talking about the whole not being able to spell thing.

Can we please stop fighting?? All she did was post a general statement about something that happened in her life. She wasn't trying to one up on anybody, honestly who the fuck would want to be able to say they have a worse disease than someone else. Someone tries to share something personal on a board and you jump on her.

"I realy wouldn't know anything about this" then keep your damn mouth shout and leave her alone.

Also when she says older she mean's AGE not how long she's been here, but age as in years.

"A viral infection means you have to go under the knife?! o_O." Unless you're a doctor who knows her case well, don't question it.

Thank you, now please, stop the fighting.

males.

xoNoDoubt69 wrote:males.

i hate them too
bastards!

Then you hate yourself?

Random rashes that show up on your back and have no reason to be there and sting real bad and won't go away

ouch

Chanandler Bong wrote:Then you hate yourself?

always have
always will

I wasn't questioning it. i was expressing surprise. You usually don't need to go under the knife for a simple virus and if she does... I hope it goes well.

Another pet hate.

Bandwagons and their followers. Of any sort.

Hates..
+Arrogance
+People who are oblivious to the obvious
+People who just wont go away
+Assumptions

freezing cold weather and snow at the same time..

Winter is here

I second that one... though, we didn't really get much snow... it disappeared when it hit the ground last night. The moisture was enough to freeze the back gate and our trashcans shut, though! I had to get Monkey outside to open the cans for me so I could take the trash out.