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Posted: **2/6/2004, 4:19 pm**

john you made my day yet again

Posted: **2/6/2004, 11:14 pm**

Johnathan, you're the coolest.

Posted: **2/7/2004, 2:21 am**

Oh man.

Posted: **4/7/2004, 8:35 pm**

This thread was the best! I wish I voted for it!

Posted: **4/7/2004, 9:35 pm**

I got one more story.

I tried to shave my pubes and it didnt work out. :oops:

Posted: **4/7/2004, 9:36 pm**

oh my.

Posted: **4/7/2004, 11:07 pm**

Yeah. I tried to see what I'd look like. Alas, I was met with utter failure.

I started by using my straight blade(razor) But I cut myself too many times. I then pulled out the ol' trust Mach 3. That didn't work too well. So I pull the ol electric razor. Well, the razors' blades were dull and when I attempted to shave....well my hair got caught in the blade. So, I had electric razor hangin from my pubes. :wtf:

Posted: **4/7/2004, 11:58 pm**

That might've been one story you should've kept to yourself, dude. :lol:

Posted: **4/8/2004, 12:13 am**

A Tale of Stupidity brought to you by The Johnathan

Posted: **4/8/2004, 12:23 am**

seriously dude, don't eat the glue

Posted: **4/8/2004, 3:47 am**

Posted: **4/8/2004, 5:59 am**

Wow.

Every guy who read this just experienced their balls shooting into them, and their sac shrinking up.

OUCH!

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Posted: **4/8/2004, 11:13 am**

*hangs head in shame*

Posted: **4/8/2004, 3:02 pm**

i found it quite entertaining

Posted: **4/8/2004, 3:59 pm**

Johnathan wrote:I got one more story.

I tried to shave my pubes and it didnt work out.

that, my friend, is why I've never tried. I canb arely shave my face without cutting something. to try it down there... *shudder*

Posted: **4/8/2004, 8:39 pm**

Johnathan wrote:Yeah. I tried to see what I'd look like. Alas, I was met with utter failure.

I started by using my straight blade(razor) But I cut myself too many times. I then pulled out the ol' trust Mach 3. That didn't work too well. So I pull the ol electric razor. Well, the razors' blades were dull and when I attempted to shave....well my hair got caught in the blade. So, I had electric razor hangin from my pubes.

I laughed out loud. Keep your pubes, natural=the way to be.

The owl one should be a sequel to the movie. SO A BIRD SHAT ON MY HEAD II: REVENGE OF THE OWL.

Posted: **4/8/2004, 8:58 pm**

poor johnathan, p.s. i like the color changing monkey in ur sig

Posted: **4/8/2004, 11:01 pm**

Axtech wrote:Wow.

Every guy who read this just experienced their balls shooting into them, and their sac shrinking up.

OUCH!

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lol
that reminds me of that canadian club commercial with the soccer players
but yeah
that definately went through my head heh

Posted: **7/5/2006, 9:35 pm**

*resurrects*

okay johby, get posting.

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So a bird shats on my head today.......