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Posted: 1/2/2004, 9:12 pm
by Random Name
"if pirates wasn't made by disney, it would have been porn."

Posted: 1/7/2004, 11:14 pm
by Sonya
"Cast Away... the (edit:) SAD (/edit) story about a man and his ball."


:lol:... A couple of us were laughing at this TV promotion for at least 6 hours...

Posted: 1/8/2004, 2:09 pm
by Random Name
"Alas! A cornucopia of love."

Posted: 4/18/2004, 2:44 pm
by deniedjunkie
some of my favorite quotes by the canucks colour commetator

"jovo went coast to coast like buttered toast!"

"Ohh baby, shake what your mama gave you, Trevor!"

"The big boys are doing it tonight, Bertuzzi, Morrison, Naslund, don't pay the ransom they have escaped."

"All 20 Canuck players chipped in tonight, Clouts, standing tall, and even the back up Hedberg being the great cheerleader on the bench"

"Valerie's got more moves than a belly dancer!!"

"Jim I just came from the Canucks dressing room and Pavel's groin looks great!!!"

"Great hand job by Skudra"

"I could watch Paul Kariya play with himself all day"

Posted: 4/18/2004, 3:12 pm
by Dr. Hobo
:lol:
buttered toast :lol:

Posted: 4/18/2004, 7:42 pm
by gavtodd71
"Ill tell you what he said, he told me to forcibly insert the life line card exersize into my anus"

Posted: 4/19/2004, 1:19 pm
by Tattooed Angels
the 2 qoutes I live by in life are

"What goes around comes around(or as John Lennon Said-Instant Karma Going to get you)"

"What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger"

I also like:

" All the world's a stage and all the men and women are merely players"

" Woman are from Venus, Men are from Mars"


Posted: 4/19/2004, 2:04 pm
by trentm32
"Life's a garden: dig it."

Posted: 4/19/2004, 5:52 pm
by ihatethunderbay
"Well if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things."

Posted: 4/19/2004, 6:33 pm
by Penguin Josh
"life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get"

Posted: 4/20/2004, 6:39 am
by gavtodd71
^ i saw a good comedy clip about that

He keeps trying to give the guy chocolate...but they guy starts swearing at him, so he pulls out a gun from underneat the chocolate and shoots him, then of cource says "you never know what your going to get"

Posted: 4/20/2004, 1:01 pm
by trentm32
"I'm a misunderstood genuis, but nobody get's it." -me

Posted: 4/20/2004, 1:53 pm
by Tattooed Angels
The Rain in Spain falls mainly on the Plain.

I can tell you from experience-It falls on everything. :lol: :lol: When I was in Spain a few years bakc it rained 4 out the 7 days I was there.

Posted: 4/21/2004, 2:55 pm
by gavtodd71
"Down i'll bring them...to their knees"

Matthew Good

Posted: 7/26/2004, 7:44 pm
by Sonya
I know, I know, reviving dead topics suck, but I just HAD to immortalize this one moment.


"JESUS FISH!!!"
~ my good ole' friend Anna.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 7/26/2004, 9:26 pm
by Random Name
Interesting.

I have the Jesus Shoe, just incase you wanted to know.

Posted: 7/26/2004, 9:52 pm
by Sonya
Jesus Shoe?

Posted: 7/27/2004, 1:09 am
by half jill
..and I have the other one :nod:

Posted: 7/27/2004, 1:17 am
by beautiful liar
so THAT'S how you managed to walk on water dom! i was wondering.

Posted: 7/27/2004, 1:18 am
by half jill
:D