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hmm... someone sucks around here...

and its not me

no, no its not

You can expect everything when Al comes home from work.

yea. whan he comes home a party starts.

we shoulden't be able to know the results untill the poll is done

thank you captain obvious

i think the polls will last a week.

hey, captain obvious is right <

Everyone, vote for me in every single topic I am nominated in. I am uber cool or something.

or something? you don't seem very convinced yourself.

what the hell time does al get home from work?

You'd be shocked. If you knew me, I spent a majority of my time second guessing and insulting myself. Ask Bethany or Stephanie, they have either spoken to or spent a lot of time around me, and even though I try to be funny, I usually insult myself a lot. But then again, I tend to be a lot of fun to be around, so yeah, you make the decision on me.

Hi Mister CHainsaw... why do i feel like a 1st grader saying that (don't say it)

His name is Alan... got it? I do the same thing.. my psychiatrist says I have to be my own best friend.

i love you lord, i worship you...
-tree 63
i don't know the rest of the song... thanks emily...

Forget what your psychiatrist says. If he really cared about your happiness, would he be pushing pills like mad? That is all they do, diagnose people when they are fine, make them get addicted to pills that don't do a thing, and make a quick buck off of it.

my psychiatrist is a she... and she might be a psychologist.. i cant find the right word... because she can't prescribe medicine. ok??

psychiatrists suck... my brother sees one every tuesday, but i'm not supposed to know that so shhhhh

I don't suppose I will be nominated for anything...

i'll nominate you for love

soon my children...soon