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Posted: 7/22/2006, 9:20 pm
by AlyssWonders
no I think your strange best friend of 13 years is. what the hell kinda agreement do they have anyways?
Posted: 7/22/2006, 9:36 pm
by myownsatellite
That's what I said.
It's messed up.
If there is no trust, there can be no relationship. At least not a healthy one.
Posted: 7/26/2006, 10:44 pm
by thirdhour
dear men,
why is it that you are all so freaking terrible in bed? i mean, seriously i all go and get my hopes up because i'm getting laid, and half way through i realize i probably would have been better off spending the night at home. i'm pretty young. if this is all i have to look forward to the rest of my life, i'm switching teams. i mean it.
-me, on behalf of the female species.
Posted: 7/26/2006, 10:47 pm
by Rusty
Dear Yannic,
If you come for a visit, I will satisfy the hell out of you. Multiple times.... Satisfaction guaranteed.
Readily yours,
Russell
Posted: 7/27/2006, 5:19 am
by Kathy
Posted: 7/27/2006, 9:30 am
by superrgirll
thirdhour wrote:dear men,
why is it that you are all so freaking terrible in bed? i mean, seriously i all go and get my hopes up because i'm getting laid, and half way through i realize i probably would have been better off spending the night at home. i'm pretty young. if this is all i have to look forward to the rest of my life, i'm switching teams. i mean it.
-me, on behalf of the female species.
preach on. i've had my fair share of those guys unfortunately.
Posted: 7/27/2006, 5:42 pm
by myownsatellite
I've only had one, and he wasn't even terrible, it was just kinda ... lame
LOL
Posted: 7/27/2006, 8:11 pm
by laurel
dear tonsils/immune system/nose/allergies/eyeballs/whatever it is that's making me sick & antibiotics that make my tummy not feel so good,
LEAVE! there is nothing worse than being sick in the summer.
oh, and Perkins, you freaking suck. you're not high class enough to make me wait 40 minutes for a meal.
-love,
grumpy laurel.
Posted: 7/28/2006, 9:28 pm
by AlyssWonders
Dearest Bestest Friend,
You mean so much to me, I put so much effort into making sure I always have time to hang out with you even if we aren’t really doing anything other than sitting around and talking. That’s why I made sure we made plans early this week to hang out tomorrow because not only were we suppose to be celebrating your birthday, but we both work full time now which means less time to hang out and really you are that important to me. But for some reason you have to gull to tell me you can’t hang out tomorrow and you are really sorry even though all you are doing is hanging out with someone else. Someone who treats you like crap, and makes fun of you behind your back. First off I cancelled the second weekend in a row with my dad (I missed the last one to go to the funeral which was ironically the same day and time as my cousins wedding) and then I turned down a date with a very sexy guy because hanging out with you is just more important to me. And after all of that you seem to think you have the right to tell me I can’t hang out with him whenever I want because I apparently ignored you the last time I dated someone (although a) I didn’t ignore you and b) you treated said boyfriend like crap). So you know what? FUCK YOU. I am sick of wasting my time on friends who just don’t care. So never ever try to tell me what I can and can’t do you fucking bitch.
Love forever,
Cas (your possibly former bestest friend)
P.S. after finding out she was hanging out with someone else I called up said sexy guy and we are hanging out from 2 till 10!
Posted: 7/28/2006, 9:36 pm
by its4am_isanybodyhome
dear everyone i like at work,
stop getting fired or leaving.
love,
jillian
Posted: 7/28/2006, 9:57 pm
by Rusty
AlyssWonders wrote:Dearest Bestest Friend,
You mean so much to me, I put so much effort into making sure I always have time to hang out with you even if we aren’t really doing anything other than sitting around and talking. That’s why I made sure we made plans early this week to hang out tomorrow because not only were we suppose to be celebrating your birthday, but we both work full time now which means less time to hang out and really you are that important to me. But for some reason you have to gull to tell me you can’t hang out tomorrow and you are really sorry even though all you are doing is hanging out with someone else. Someone who treats you like crap, and makes fun of you behind your back. First off I cancelled the second weekend in a row with my dad (I missed the last one to go to the funeral which was ironically the same day and time as my cousins wedding) and then I turned down a date with a very sexy guy because hanging out with you is just more important to me. And after all of that you seem to think you have the right to tell me I can’t hang out with him whenever I want because I apparently ignored you the last time I dated someone (although a) I didn’t ignore you and b) you treated said boyfriend like crap). So you know what? FUCK YOU. I am sick of wasting my time on friends who just don’t care. So never ever try to tell me what I can and can’t do you fucking bitch.
Love forever,
Cas (your possibly former bestest friend)
P.S. after finding out she was hanging out with someone else I called up said sexy guy and we are hanging out from 2 till 10!
That's fucking ridiculous! What a bitch! I'm sorry she pulled that shit on you. That blows hard.
Posted: 8/1/2006, 12:35 pm
by _old_lady_peace
dear decisions:
yeah this isn't fair.
how can i choose one college, when there are so many options?
I THOUGHT I HAD THIS ALL FIGURED OUT!
NOW WHAT!?!?!? HUH?
not even just college.
how am i supposed to choose what to do in life anymore?
YOU MAKE EVERYTHING HARDER!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR DON PIPER MYSTEERIes AND YOUR STUPID PREGNANT WIFE WHO'S BABY IS GOING TO HAVE A FREAKIN SIX PACK BECAUSE HIS MOTHER NEVER EATS@!!!!!!
/katie!
Posted: 8/1/2006, 2:39 pm
by afealicious
laurel wrote:dear tonsils/immune system/nose/allergies/eyeballs/whatever it is that's making me sick & antibiotics that make my tummy not feel so good,
LEAVE! there is nothing worse than being sick in the summer.
oh, and Perkins, you freaking suck. you're not high class enough to make me wait 40 minutes for a meal.
-love,
grumpy laurel.
amen to all of that. except replace Perkins with Pickle Barrel.
Posted: 8/1/2006, 4:09 pm
by Random Name
Dear school,
I dont wannnnnnnaaaaaa. I have to give you all my money so that I can be miserable for another year. All so that I can claim I am doing something with my life. What a stinker.
I need to do like that new whacky teen comedy and create my own school. One filled with laughs, good times, and hollywood celebrities.
I'll see you in September. You better have some cookies for me or something.
Sarah.
Posted: 8/1/2006, 4:48 pm
by laurel
dear school,
i'm sort of excited for you, cause i've found what i love, and i love the people that i've met through being in school for what i love.
also,
dear dryer on the right,
why do you not work, and make me waste two loonies before realizing that you aren't heating whatsoever?
also,
dear rolling stones,
you are so kick ass for loving regina so much. i love you for the second show announcement.
also,
Posted: 8/1/2006, 4:49 pm
by laurel
dear quicky box,
why did you get in my way?
also,
dear me,
why are none of my open letters angry? i suck at this thread.
love and shtuff,
laurel.
Posted: 8/1/2006, 6:03 pm
by myownsatellite
Dear everybody who's going back to school this fall:
I am very very jealous. You are all very lucky. I wish I could go back to school, but I'm broke and can't afford to take out more student loans.
So yeah.
Stop complaining
Love
Megan
Posted: 8/1/2006, 10:13 pm
by Random Name
You should come here. I complain about my tuition and stuff but its around a grand a term which is really good compared to some schools.
Posted: 8/2/2006, 7:30 am
by myownsatellite
$1000 a term? That's like... 1/8 what I paid for my undergrad. *dies*
Posted: 8/2/2006, 8:32 am
by Kathy
OMG I wish I could have paid that! I wouldn't still be in debt.
