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You know what your dad should have done?
Used one of these to suffocate you

you're an insult to people with spiking hair.

also to people with condoms as hair.

you got him on that one

you're dad should have used one to prevent your worthless soul from existing

umm, i think thats what i just said to you


(im not going to lie, i took that picture about 5mins ago and have been waiting to use it)

ohhh...he could of used a glove. i hear those work.

its true

and girls really like the sight when you put on a surgical glove

Gimme_Shelter wrote:umm, i think thats what i just said to you


(im not going to lie, i took that picture about 5mins ago and have been waiting to use it)

I was meaning he should of used one so you weren't conceived

my point exactly


but good work

you don't get jokes...do you?

I get you

thats the ticket, now your on the trolley

I hope you're not the one driving

dont worry, its a trolley


its on tracks

train tracks.

exactly

The only reason you own large condoms is to make people think you have a big penis, when in fact, you don't.

as the kids say

snap!


but i wont be having sex with you so you'll never get the chance to find out

and it would just be plain stupid to use a rubber thats to big for you as it could come off

which i would think is the last thing one would want




also i just looked by your name, and saw that you are a guy