Posted: 3/26/2005, 11:59 pm
gravity wrote:eh?
Honourary Canadian, much?
Honourary Canadian, much?
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Honourary Canadian, much?
Posted: 3/27/2005, 12:27 am
isnt that a given?happeningfish wrote:gravity wrote:eh?
Honourary Canadian, much?
Posted: 3/27/2005, 5:09 am
reno lies
Posted: 3/27/2005, 1:52 pm
When I become a MILF i'll give Reno a call.
Posted: 3/27/2005, 6:31 pm
Wouldn't Reno be old then?
Posted: 3/27/2005, 6:42 pm
True.
Maybe i'll just pretend.
I've gotta go down to texAs sooner or later
Maybe i'll just pretend.
I've gotta go down to texAs sooner or later
Posted: 5/18/2005, 2:20 pm
dear canada,
i question your motives.
love always but not today,
Reno (bandalero)
i question your motives.
love always but not today,
Reno (bandalero)
Posted: 5/18/2005, 4:12 pm
I swear that nuke we launched over alaska was NOT meant to hit...
Posted: 5/19/2005, 11:00 pm
oh no, i saw that comming, but.....i see right through it all man.
how dare you all try and assimilate me into your rich and elaborate Canadian culture by giving me a Canadian quarter instead of a US quarter from the vending machine.
Bastards....you cunning, cold hearted, manipulating bastards!!!
how dare you all try and assimilate me into your rich and elaborate Canadian culture by giving me a Canadian quarter instead of a US quarter from the vending machine.
Bastards....you cunning, cold hearted, manipulating bastards!!!
Posted: 5/20/2005, 8:30 am
I don't even think I pay attention to which currency my change is in... I'm positive I use American change at least a couple times per week.
Posted: 5/20/2005, 11:12 pm
I have a lot of Canadian pennies that Monkey didn't want that I just threw into my wallet along with my other change. Nobody checks. 
Posted: 5/23/2005, 11:27 pm
yeah, i see how it is, your just downplaying it and making me look like the crazy one here. well know this. i'm on to you Canada. you will not invade Texas while i am still alive!!! respect our soverignty.....biznitches.
Posted: 5/23/2005, 11:29 pm
*invades texas*
yeeeehaw!
yeeeehaw!
Posted: 5/23/2005, 11:37 pm
foolish one!!!
like Napoleon, Santa Annas and Hitler, you'll only come into a little bit of Texas and the elements will destroy you. only difference is instead of freezing cold (ok, so Santa Anna was beat by the swamps, close enough), it'll be melting heat. and then of course our pollution (ranked 50th in the US for cleanest air) will clog your immaculate lungs and you'll keel over and die from lack of clean pristine air and of course the overwhelming heat. so come on in Canada, we'll be waiting with our lemonade, straw cowboy hats, and guayaveras. not to mention your doom!!!!
*evil laugh*
like Napoleon, Santa Annas and Hitler, you'll only come into a little bit of Texas and the elements will destroy you. only difference is instead of freezing cold (ok, so Santa Anna was beat by the swamps, close enough), it'll be melting heat. and then of course our pollution (ranked 50th in the US for cleanest air) will clog your immaculate lungs and you'll keel over and die from lack of clean pristine air and of course the overwhelming heat. so come on in Canada, we'll be waiting with our lemonade, straw cowboy hats, and guayaveras. not to mention your doom!!!!
*evil laugh*
Posted: 5/23/2005, 11:40 pm
Don't worry, we sent you Texans a huge shipment of our beef. Enjoy!
Posted: 5/23/2005, 11:44 pm
you seem not to realize i'm from what they call "texas north" where it seems like half the people i talk to are transplanted texans! we bought our HOUSE from a texan! ALBERTA baby! not only that, but i have the advantage of lungs clogged by the dirtiest air in canada...i originate in halton where the air has tested to be the most polluted. the yellow smog and palpable humidity were the earmarks of my childhood. I AM PREPARED FOR YOU, TEXAN!
i'll take your doom, and raise you a whirling calamity of destruction, stampede style!
i'll take your doom, and raise you a whirling calamity of destruction, stampede style!
Posted: 5/23/2005, 11:44 pm
Chanandler Bong wrote:Don't worry, we sent you Texans a huge shipment of our beef. Enjoy!
^5
Posted: 5/23/2005, 11:44 pm
Alberta beef - for those who love meat, and hate life
Posted: 5/23/2005, 11:52 pm
Our beef is the best, in one way or the other!
Posted: 5/24/2005, 12:12 am
foolish Canadians,
we get our beef from Nebraska, and we raise our own. Santa Gertrudis.....can't beat that meat. (ha! funny!) why would we want your rancid cuts? nothing in Canadalands can prepare you for the horor that is the South TexAs heat, nothing!!! and the little smog y'all have is no comparison to Houston smog, where birds fall out of the sky and die from inhaling. we have you out gunned, the elements will stop your advancement, and you will be sent back to Canada as Canadian beef, from your slaughterhouse, TexAs!
we get our beef from Nebraska, and we raise our own. Santa Gertrudis.....can't beat that meat. (ha! funny!) why would we want your rancid cuts? nothing in Canadalands can prepare you for the horor that is the South TexAs heat, nothing!!! and the little smog y'all have is no comparison to Houston smog, where birds fall out of the sky and die from inhaling. we have you out gunned, the elements will stop your advancement, and you will be sent back to Canada as Canadian beef, from your slaughterhouse, TexAs!