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fuck. I can't find my english project. its due tomorrow.
And I've been out of touch with some of my friends since late october, because they go to a different school and I've been away for a while. It seems I can't ignore them for a second without everything going awry. One of them has been in hospital for over half the month (and no one told me till now) one of them is back with the boyfriend she told me was "worse than Kyle" (you don't know kyle, but if you did, and you knew the girl too, you'd be damn shocked) and one of them broke up with his 2-year girlfriend for what I'm pretty sure are much less than noble reasons. ahh fuck.

no fucking way is he worse then fuckin kyle

i missed your mini fucking hockey movies.

im sure all the fuckin fucks in this place did

that reminds me, they have the fucking tackiest maple leafs pens at shoppers drug mart ever. i definitely bought one.

well you couldnt pass up a fucking deal like that

speaking of tacky canadiana...

WHO THE FUCK HAD THE BRILLIANT IDEA TO GIVE THE CANADIAN OLYMPICS TEAM APPAREL CONTRACT TO THE FUCKING BAY?

seriously dudes i saw the new stuff today and it was shit!
i mean... roots... is doing THE USA, and not fucking CANADA? WTFFFFFFFFFFFF IS GOING ON!!?>

fuckin crazy fuckin shit right their

I fucking love the fucking olympics man.

the only olympic stuff i watch is hockey


i really dont even watch summer olympics
i dont find it exciting watching people run, or swim, or dive

i do. so fuck you.

well then fuck yourself

no. that is logically impossible.

fucking be that way then
you logical fuck

Technically, fucking masturbation can be considered sex, so it is fucking possible. I read it on the fucking internet, so you know it's fucking true. I'm just fucking with you guys, I don't think the site was really reliable, it was just fucking hilarious.

This is a story about a girl named Fucky...

Early morning, she wakes up
Knock, knock, knock on the door
It's time for makeup, perfect smile
It's you they're all waiting for
They go...
Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl?
And they say...

She's so Fucky, she's a star
But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinking
If there's nothin' missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?

Lost in an image, in a dream
But there's no one there to wake her up
And the world is spinning, and she keeps on winning
But tell me, what happens when it stops?
They go...
Isn’t she lovely, this Hollywood girl?
And they say...

She's so Fucky, she's a star
But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinking
If there's nothin' missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?

"Best actress, and the winner is..........FUCKY!"
"I'm Roger Johnson for Pop News standing outside the arena waiting for FUCKY!"
"Oh, my God...here she comes!"

Isn't she lovely, this Hollywood girl?
She is so lucky, but why does she cry?
If there is nothin' missing in her life
Why do tears come at night?

She's so Fucky, she's a star
But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinking
If there's nothin' missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night?

fuckin awesome

school, you fuckin DIEEEE!

fuck

fah...fah.....fahhh.....FUCKYOUUUU!!!

*blows nose*