Posted: 9/6/2003, 11:46 pm
I'm not lying 
My head's stuck into my neck and it looks like there's an enormous hole in my cheek! GAH!
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Posted: 9/6/2003, 11:50 pm
Then you're either crazy or blind, and are communicating on this site using some sort of techno-super-braille that makes you incapable of making any rational sense out of that hideous photo.
My head's stuck into my neck and it looks like there's an enormous hole in my cheek! GAH!
My head's stuck into my neck and it looks like there's an enormous hole in my cheek! GAH!
Posted: 9/6/2003, 11:53 pm
But, I have seen photos of you before. You look fine in the rest of your pictures. Everyone takes bad photos. I do too ... but, all the time.
Posted: 9/7/2003, 12:02 am
its hott!
Posted: 9/7/2003, 12:06 am
Posted: 9/7/2003, 12:07 am
Posted: 9/7/2003, 12:07 am
Some sort of redemption.
Posted: 9/7/2003, 12:08 am
oooo sexy! 
Posted: 9/7/2003, 12:18 am
Darn fucking tootin'!
Posted: 9/7/2003, 12:21 am
toot
Posted: 9/7/2003, 8:13 am
Nice pics, Mr. Boyd.
Posted: 9/7/2003, 8:56 am
Hawt!
Posted: 9/7/2003, 9:35 am
Awwwww I missed the picture
Posted: 9/7/2003, 12:23 pm
Good!
Posted: 9/7/2003, 4:45 pm
Today, in case all y'all didn't know, is the 100-day mark in the countdown to the release of <i>Return of the King</i>.
In celebration of this momentous occasion, a few of my friends came over.
First, Legolas got a little antsy and started humping my leg:
And then Frodo got upset because he couldn't reach the hors d'oevres table, so I gave him a piggy back ride:
After that, Mulder and Jesus came over. Jesus turned some water into wine and we all got wicked drunk and then had a raucous orgy:
(We posed for the picture just before getting naked and going at it like monkeys, but as you can see, Frodo just couldn't wait and got a bit grabby. Not that I minded.)
Anyway, happy 100 Days to RotK, everyone!
In celebration of this momentous occasion, a few of my friends came over.
First, Legolas got a little antsy and started humping my leg:
And then Frodo got upset because he couldn't reach the hors d'oevres table, so I gave him a piggy back ride:
After that, Mulder and Jesus came over. Jesus turned some water into wine and we all got wicked drunk and then had a raucous orgy:
(We posed for the picture just before getting naked and going at it like monkeys, but as you can see, Frodo just couldn't wait and got a bit grabby. Not that I minded.)
Anyway, happy 100 Days to RotK, everyone!
Posted: 9/7/2003, 4:47 pm
Damnit, Jesus, who has been dead for nearly 2000 years, is getting more ass than I am. What the hell am I doing wrong?
Posted: 9/7/2003, 4:50 pm
That was great!Posted: 9/7/2003, 4:51 pm
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Posted: 9/8/2003, 1:25 pm
That's Aerin Gav. She wants me.