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maybe it's the hat?

oh hahahaha.......yeah, that could have something to do with it. The Davey Crockett thing isn't cool anymore I guess.

It's cool by me...who wouldn't love a dave crockett hat wearing man?

Thanks.......


it was a cottage thing. I was pretty high in that picture.......hence the squinty eyes........maybe I will change that one day.

yeah dude, i was outside a store a few minutes ago, and this car full of chicks came around and damn near hit me. (looking back i think it was intentional) so anyway one of them nice looking chicks got out and apolagised for damn near killing me, and then we talked a while....and while her friends were waiting for about 15 minutes i got her number. her name is Juvy....?

Hell, you didn't do anything.......amazing......good job. I commend your skill in the female arts sir.

you know what's funny, i didn't do anything, and yet my life was in danger...all i know is that if we end up going out somewhere, i'm driving.

Matt wrote:oh hahahaha.......yeah, that could have something to do with it. The Davey Crockett thing isn't cool anymore I guess.

what are you talking about
it sure as hell is cool, and if anyone tells you its not then deal with them accordingly

I had a dream that either Evan or Jaron (you know those singer guys who used to be cool) was sitting on parent's bed in just boxers and wanted to have sex with me. But the maid (we really don't have a maid) was cleaning the bathroom that is attached to my parents' bedroom and I didn't want her to know, so I just went in the bathroom and took some NyQuil and some other various pills. Then I woke up. Dammit.

having an orgasm in a dream causes a wet dream

3 years with the same woman myself

well.

at this present time i'm dating three girls at once.

wooooo!

keep submitting your stories please.

soon to be four years with my girl

um.

commitments scare me. *holds up cross & garlic*

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hey yannic

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