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you didn't want us to go to the Rochester concert, God! We should've listened to you!

Rob: *opens up bible* It's Job (Jah-b)
Bethany: umm...you meah Job (Joh-b)

that was a high quality read i felt so enlightened how dare kimmy mock by praying in the background.

i still dont get why bibles are in every hotel room and some dont even have a phone book.

It's so when you wake up after fucking a stranger you can pray for your soul. It's known as the "morning after bible".

I didn't notice you praying until we were on the bus...Sarah and I started laughing hysterically.

GetTheFeelingNow wrote:It's so when you wake up after fucking a stranger you can pray for your soul. It's known as the "morning after bible".

hmm never thought of it that way but i dont think cheap motels have the bibles but i am not sure. Our hotel was very upper class

oh yeah

with the red blood cells on the walls

o_O

oh yeah .. cheap hotels have bibles

areusad831 wrote:that was a high quality read i felt so enlightened how dare kimmy mock by praying in the background.

i still dont get why bibles are in every hotel room and some dont even have a phone book.

it's this religion that starts with a T. they have people who go to hotels and motels and leave them in the rooms. what they want you to do is they want you to pick that bad boy up when your in your room, bored and broke cause you spent all your money on the pay per porn. they want to reach people like that and if your liking your reading material your free to take it. so next time your in a room, you can take the bible, and make these people feel better. (all this was in a book a read somewhere so i guess it's true.)

I think you're right.

Me, I want to start a group that will leave a Satanic Bible in all the hotel rooms everywhere. You know, to offer people a choice.

Should I agree on reno's rant about valedictorian?

I really have no idea. Look at the school system right now, I see it as a playground that promotes conformity. With kiddies who think they know a lot about politics and what not who gets elected for president or whatever in the school when most of the time these people don't really do much to the students. I'm speaking of my high school back in Vancouver, high school was a joke. Although if it wasn't for those years I wouldn't be who I am today, but gimmy a fucking break! Sure having a valedictorian is nice, but I would very much like to have our valedictorian decided by students instead of selected by the teachers, who just looks at the marks and see who's gets the best grades and/or participates the most in their bullshit extra curricular activities. The Valectorian speech was terrible, too moderate, too unoffending, too expected! Of course I didn't expect a Matt rant, but come on! "There are three architechs, when I asked one of them what he saw he said 'a piece of waste land', the other one said 'I see a house', the third one said 'I see a beautiful Grant Cathedral'". Blah fucking blah! Of course, I have absolutely no problem with that, if there wasn't the valedictorian, there wouldn't be the underdog in here ranting about it. If there wasn't Peter Keating, there wouldn't be Howard Roark. Probably if there wasn't Nickelback, we won't have Matthew Good.

And I wish all those Ayn Rand groupies who say "objectivism is my philosophy". I don't even agree that objectivism is a philosophy.

My friends, so what if I contemplated suicide once! I got over it! And stop giving me pamphlets of "prevending suicide" and "depression workshop". I don't know what they're trying to tell me, but all I know it's that this is everything but funny.

I really hate myself, why would I get so personal on a fucking internet message board out of all fucking places in this world?

whoa.

If they're giving you pamphlets about "preventing suicide" and "depression workshop," then obviously they are concerned about you and care about you. I'm sure they're not doing it as a joke.

I've been going through some similar problems of my own this semester, if you'd care to do some venting, feel free to IM me (OLPmazurite)

hang in there, ok?

I can't remember where my hate list left off .. anyway:

Caroline Rhea .. the woman who took over Rosie O'Donnells show .. can a person be anymore annoying

:hmm:

Is that thing scratching it's head or tapping it?

Joey wrote:I can't remember where my hate list left off .. anyway:

Caroline Rhea .. the woman who took over Rosie O'Donnells show .. can a person be anymore annoying

Im agree . i was up one night at like 3am and i saw it on and shes even worse than Rosie.