Things OLP would never say...

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 10/21/2002, 4:45 pm

"Dude, Where's my car?"
"man, we ride a bus..."
"oh..."

smoking_monkey · Post by **smoking_monkey** » 10/21/2002, 4:46 pm

raine while OMA: "oops, there go my pants"

steve: "shake that ass, but watch yaself"

jeremy: "have you guys ever seen the exorcist? im like that when i eat anything on the no-no list"

i still cant think of anything better

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/21/2002, 4:47 pm

That's good enough! :mrgreen:

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/21/2002, 4:47 pm

"Ashton Kutcher is SUCH a hottie!"

"I know! I'd, like, TOTALLY do him."

:mrgreen:

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/22/2002, 11:45 am

UltraViolet wrote:
joe_canadian wrote:Bahahahahaa! Now if I meet the guys it'll look like this:

Me: HI!
Band: Hey!
Me: Guess what! I'm the founder of the Coutts Cartel!
Duncan: Oh sweet jesus. SECURITY!

cool that they know though

SOrry dude didn't know it was a secret. You know I pass messges along to the band. I honestly think they are touched by the amount of devotion the fans show them.

Hehe it's not a secret or anything I just never imagined the guys would find out about our little mini-fan clubs or the CM at all. It's cooool :mrgreen:

I'll be making my next appearance as a guest voice on the Simpsons -Raine

I'd like to give this fender 5 string autographed by all of us to the founder of the Coutts Cartel just for being so kick ass - Duncan

I know kung fu. Woah - Jer

I am so fat. It's Jenny Craig and an all soy diet for me! -Raine

Get me a pepsi beeyatch! - Raine to Bob Rock

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/22/2002, 1:28 pm

joe_canadian wrote:I'll be making my next appearance as a guest voice on the Simpsons -Raine

*ponders a Simpsonified version of OLP*

That would be cool. Besides, every other band on the planet's done it.

Starseed3333 · Post by **Starseed3333** » 10/22/2002, 1:34 pm

joe_canadian wrote:I know kung fu. Woah - Jer

Somehow.......I can picture him saying this without any difficulty.

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/22/2002, 1:46 pm

joe_canadian wrote:Get me a pepsi beeyatch! - Raine to Bob Rock

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/23/2002, 2:10 pm

i havent been on in almost a week because i was busy packing up my va beach house(which got pretty scary---there were cop cars every 5 feet and search helicopters all over the place looking for the sniper guy and i thought they knew something they didnt tell us and like, the guy was in va beach and i thought he was going to come into my house and skin me alive or osmething!) so i have a mILLLION posts to read!!

anyway, so im sitting in the ocmputer lab and laughing SO loud at the posts and the people sitting next to me think im weird!!!!

feel better yet gail? im sick too! we werent home for 3 months so when we went to pack up the house, there was dust like you wouldn't believe and we all have sore throats now! i feel really shitty too, but after reading the central park thing(which im going to try so hard to go to!!!) im feeling like i should get better!!!!!

yay, duncan knows about the coutts cartel!!!! yeah, we really should clean the place up...expecially after those "sweaty men" pictures! oh my god, theyre going to think we're all horny little bastards!!!!!!!!!

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/23/2002, 3:17 pm

We ARE all horny little bastards.

Aren't we...?

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/23/2002, 3:18 pm

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/23/2002, 3:32 pm

Aerindipity wrote:We ARE all horny little bastards.

Aren't we...?

dont wnat to scare duncan!!!!

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/23/2002, 9:18 pm

Aerindipity wrote:We ARE all horny little bastards.

Aren't we...?

I thought we were too.

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/24/2002, 4:58 am

OMG, you guys kill me. I swear the checks are in the mail. Haha.
As for things they would never say.

These are all for the Steve/Raine birdman part. :mrgreen:

Man, your breath smells, use a mint-Steve

Dude, stand still you little weasel-Raine

Wow, Steve I never noticed you have a nice ASS-Raine. 8-)

DAMN, I just bought that strap-Steve :lol:

WOW, what every female dreams about, Raine singing in their ear and I get it everynight. Jeez, this wasn't in my contract-Steve :oops:

Knock it off you two-rest of band :mad:

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fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/24/2002, 6:18 am

UltraViolet wrote:Dude, stand still you little weasel-Raine

good one!

smoking_monkey · Post by **smoking_monkey** » 10/24/2002, 2:29 pm

"we're gonna do a show in nothing but socks"

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/24/2002, 2:35 pm

smoking_monkey wrote:"we're gonna do a show in nothing but socks"

"....and we're going to give Aerin exclusive free tickets to said show!"

emily · Post by **emily** » 10/24/2002, 2:42 pm

Red Hot Chili Pepper-style?

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/24/2002, 2:44 pm

"Gail, I hope you don't mind me thrusting my tube-sock-covered penis in your face during the next song." - Raine

smoking_monkey · Post by **smoking_monkey** » 10/24/2002, 2:45 pm

"...and we'll be playing guitars without using our hands"