THE DISAPPEARANCE OF RAINE

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/5/2002, 9:48 am

Lori, I LOVE YOU!

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 10/5/2002, 9:49 am

I love you too, stalker.

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/5/2002, 9:50 am

lori did you ever notice if you went out with any guy on this forum people would have the right to say "Hey, there goes Lori, with her stalker."

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 10/5/2002, 9:52 am

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/5/2002, 1:12 pm

Me stalker? Never.

OLPGoose · Post by **OLPGoose** » 10/5/2002, 1:30 pm

NATIONAL ENQUIRER: An Anxious Chantal Pleads With Kidnappers:"THIS WASN"T PART OF THE DEAL!!!"

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 10/5/2002, 3:36 pm

Chantal on the phone with kidnappers

Chantal: damnit I thought I told you that Raine likes East African, remember we went to Iraq last year?

Kidnapper: Iraq isn't in Africa

CHANTal: Shut up!! Iraq is so in Africa and now Raine is there and if he ever gets out he's gonna come back, have this whole new mind frame and try to help me with my songs again and then I'm screwed, SCREWED I tell ya. then I won't have the money from my record deal to pay you guys and...

Kidnappers: wait a sec... i think you've got the wrong guy... I'm the one who stole that Taggart guys beer... you're looking for those CM chicks... call the hotline,

*CLICK*

Chantal : AHHH my life is going down hill,
*looks at picture of Raine on table beside her*

Chantal: Stupid Raine...
*pulls out picture of Dave Moffatt and places it in front of Raine's picture*

Chantal: Awww Davey, when will we ever get to be together...

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/5/2002, 5:12 pm

First off to those who are enjoying our little story, Thanks. FLuttergirl, I am lost too. it seem the original Kidnappers are being taking over by IMPOSTERS> we have to kidnap the kidnapper Imposters and get to the real agenda hear. That is to keep Raine tied up till the LONDON show and have him only do the songs we want to hear. haha. :love:

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/5/2002, 5:21 pm

this is for Fluttergirl and bethany incase they don't see them in other thread.
:clumsy:

Story sorry.
here you go ladies. Enjoy and keep your panties on. :lol:

:wink:

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/5/2002, 5:30 pm

HOLY FUCK.

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/5/2002, 5:32 pm

*clumsyrific* wrote:HOLY FUCK.

Okay I see you like it. I have one more for you. ARE YOU SITTING DOWN.

*tpas fingers waiting for answer*

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/5/2002, 5:32 pm

gahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/5/2002, 5:33 pm

Great. Now Alex's jaw came unhinged again...

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 10/5/2002, 5:33 pm

my gf got a picture of Raine's ass... he was climbing right in front of us like 5 feet away and she snapped a picture... I'll see if she can scan it...

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/5/2002, 5:34 pm

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/5/2002, 5:37 pm

Axtech wrote::lol:

and to think I thought you were going to say Raine is an ASS :lol:

agh you know i love ya Robert. you are my CM pal.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/5/2002, 5:39 pm

UltraViolet wrote:
*clumsyrific* wrote:HOLY FUCK.

Okay I see you like it. I have one more for you. ARE YOU SITTING DOWN.

*tpas fingers waiting for answer*

I don't think I could handle it....but um...ok. If I have a heart attack I'm blaming it on you.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/5/2002, 5:39 pm

(Edit: I was outposted, this was to Gail. Evil outposters! :evil:

)

Raine's not an ass...

*Flashback*

"I mean, *gives the finger* fuck you."

Well, most of the time...

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/5/2002, 5:43 pm

*clumsyrific* wrote:I don't think I could handle it....but um...ok. If I have a heart attack I'm blaming it on you.

We'll just have to have MAZUR( damn I got that Jeremy last name thing going on there now, anyway have to have MAZUR KISS YOU AWAKE(oops I mean giv eyou mouth to mouth resusation.

WHOO HOO