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everytime i come home, the dog next door tries to attack me. then i start yelling at it and his owner tells the dog to get away from me. i always feel embarassed after i yell cause its dark and i can't see the owner

I got me a spiffy wristband today.

i have one i never wear
i feel silly wearing it now

I lost mine....which sucks because I really like it, It made me feel cool.

My friend is putting me in a very uncomfortable position....I don't like it at all.

troubles?

You got it.

Kick it in the arse. old school.

Oh I have. Well in the process of anyway.

I am eating a frozen dinner even though I already had supper tonight.

It is the last bit of food in my fridge.

I have nothing left to eat for the whole weekend.

I'm broke.

I'm not even hungry.

Why am I doing this?

because its good?

Actually it's not.

I ate about half and threw the rest out.

Then why were you eating it?

I believe that's what she was asking us.

I am drinking a beverage of the high caffiene variety.

I know this will keep me awake even later, even though I want to sleep.

And, not to mention, that I'll feel like shit tomorrow.

Also ... I don't even like coffee all that much.

...

Who knows why we do things like this.

alex and i went to see a play thursday night and there was a real live penis in it.

except it kind of sucked because we were sitting on the wrong side of the theater; most of what we got to see was ass... sweet, pure, milky-white, shapely man-ass...

joe_canadian wrote:My cat broke his paw.

He can't put any wait on it and he's really upset over it. The plus side for him is that we've been giving him baby advil, which gets him stoned out of his mind.

weight. not wait.

*runs*

Changing things is a difficult and aggravating business.

clumsychild_ wrote:Changing things is a difficult and aggravating business.

Yes it is. Painful even.

very