Posted: 10/20/2004, 7:09 pm
Nobody wins in a butter eating contest.
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Posted: 10/20/2004, 7:26 pm
when i was walking to work some lady called me ma'am and gave me a button that said " it's up to the women! vote kerry edwards!"
Posted: 10/20/2004, 8:02 pm
i say ma'am all the time. even to people younger then me.
Posted: 10/20/2004, 8:16 pm
In a sexual way?
Like,
"Get on your knees!"
"Yes ma'am
"
?
Like,
"Get on your knees!"
"Yes ma'am
"
?
Posted: 10/20/2004, 8:51 pm
Cass wrote:Why wouldn't I eat it? Yes, it's excellent.
Well, maybe it's just me, but I don't usually eat random pies when I have no idea where it came from. But thats just me.
Posted: 10/20/2004, 9:24 pm
Nikole says:
you just dont love me anymore
Nikole says:
I've got a bad feeling about this says:
I love cheese!
I've got a bad feeling about this says:
Nikole says:
im not cheese
Nikole says:
nobody loves me
I've got a bad feeling about this says:
be more like cheese!
you just dont love me anymore
Nikole says:
I've got a bad feeling about this says:
I love cheese!
I've got a bad feeling about this says:
Nikole says:
im not cheese
Nikole says:
nobody loves me
I've got a bad feeling about this says:
be more like cheese!
Posted: 10/20/2004, 9:47 pm
And again I am slowly fading away... don't lose me!
And I need Jon Stewart's book. Now.
And I need Jon Stewart's book. Now.
Posted: 10/20/2004, 9:58 pm
Well, I live in a university apartment complex...I know pretty much everyone who lives around me. I'm not worried about being poisoned. If I just found it randomly on the street...then no way. But nope, it was a gift from someone anonymous. And I hope it's really hot guy, cause that would rock.
Posted: 10/20/2004, 10:02 pm
Mmmmm butter eating contests 
Posted: 10/20/2004, 10:12 pm
happeningfish wrote:In a sexual way?
Like,
"Get on your knees!"
"Yes ma'am
?
if the spirit moves me yes, in that way also.
Posted: 10/20/2004, 10:45 pm
Sine wrote:I really want to eat a hot dog.
They're sick, i know, but i LOVE them. This is the one thing i miss, in regards to being a veg.
Dooooood, if you guys have Morningstar up there, get their veggie dogs. They RULE.
Posted: 10/20/2004, 10:48 pm
Axtech wrote:Nobody wins in a butter eating contest.
The butter companies do.
Posted: 10/20/2004, 11:29 pm
J-Neli wrote:Axtech wrote:Nobody wins in a butter eating contest.
The butter companies do.
And so do the hospitals
Posted: 10/21/2004, 12:30 am
I can't sleep again.
But this is a happier kind of insomnia.
Instead of, "Oh fuck why can't I sleep? FUCK I want to SLEEP!"
I am, "Yaay, instead of boring sleep I'm awake listening to music."
But this is a happier kind of insomnia.
Instead of, "Oh fuck why can't I sleep? FUCK I want to SLEEP!"
I am, "Yaay, instead of boring sleep I'm awake listening to music."
Posted: 10/21/2004, 1:57 am
i wish i were i happy insomniac 
but no. i'm not special. i'm a plain old miserable one
but no. i'm not special. i'm a plain old miserable one
Posted: 10/21/2004, 4:55 am
*starts mad typing up a civics assignment*
Posted: 10/21/2004, 5:04 am
DONE!
Posted: 10/21/2004, 4:55 pm
just killed two midterms.
almost finished, finally.
almost finished, finally.
Posted: 10/21/2004, 6:18 pm
America; FUCK YEAH!!!
Posted: 10/21/2004, 7:06 pm
I'm bored. Someone entertain me. NOW!