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(i need some meaning i can memorize) says:
yarn and string.
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...it's worth my time, whatever that means... says:
penny whistle and loafers
(i need some meaning i can memorize) says:
spam and cream cheese.
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...it's worth my time, whatever that means... says:
camel and backpack
(i need some meaning i can memorize) says:
torches and lemonade.
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...it's worth my time, whatever that means... says:
clock and lightbulb
(i need some meaning i can memorize) says:
skates and razorblades
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...it's worth my time, whatever that means... says:
notebook and paddy wagon
(i need some meaning i can memorize) says:
trinkets and seesaws.
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...it's worth my time, whatever that means... says:
shovel and blanket
(i need some meaning i can memorize) says:
space and linguistics
x.c.h.r.i.s.s.y.x ...it's worth my time, whatever that means... says:
red tape and fire extinguishers
(i need some meaning i can memorize) says:
berets and earthworms



We're still going...

happeninfish: i'm not clicking on something called "fishnet titties"
fnding 3M0: its a nice pic
happeninfish: uh ok

i didn't click on it either.

that doesnt sound good.

Hope wrote::freak:

Yeah, you wish you could have conversations as deep as ours.

This is Kerri of herpes fame

Kerri: CBC Radio asked me to be on some show on Monday to discuss my stoned driving article
Alex: No way! Tape it!
Kerri: it'll probably be online
Kerri: i am an expert on pot, i guess
Kerri: are you proud, bitch?
Alex: i'm damn proud
Alex: i always knew you'd be a champion among stoners
Kerri: awww

[19:35] <kermit__35> omg!
[19:35] <kermit__35> my mom just said that stephan harper is good looking!!
[19:35] <kermit__35> someone either shoot me, or shoot him now!!
[19:37] <xjsb125> +shoot kermit__35
[19:37] <xjsb125> you asked for it
[19:38] <kermit__35> thats not what i meant

owned!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAH. burn.

hahahahahh! my friend said the same when i showed her the cm. EDIT: (see sonya's post below)

and i'm heir to it all. says:
okay, whatever. i have no idea where i got that picture from, now.

Richard says:
it was on the 11th page

Richard says:
the first link u sent me

Richard says:
whoops

Richard says:
110th and 111th page

and i'm heir to it all. says:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, okay.

Richard says:
wait a minute...

There's 111 pages in a thread?!?!

and i'm heir to it all. says:
yeah...

Richard says:
*runs away screaming*

and i'm heir to it all. says:
http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... tart=19220

and i'm heir to it all. says:
962 pages.

Richard says:
What the fuck?
Do you people have lives?

and i'm heir to it all. says:
LMFAO

and i'm heir to it all. says:
screenshot.

NO!

Mike: for churcgh
Alex: bah?
Alex: oh church
Alex: lol
Mike: wow\
Mike: u cna under stand french but u cant understand poor my writing
Mike: ..........thats slightly dislecsitc
Alex: wow i don't even know what that last word says dude
Mike: what writing
Alex: dislecsitc
Mike: get rid of the t
Mike: dislecsic
Alex: dyslexic?
Mike: its phoneticly spelt
Alex: right...
Mike: PHONECTIS!
Alex: yes mike *pat pat*


in case you didn't follow that, he called ME dyslexic or should I say, disclecstic

This's pretty much the extent of out arguements.

[20:03] xNaC2h3o2x: I still play [GTA] and I beat it 23000 years ago
[20:03] pinned to red: yah well you're GAY.
[20:03] xNaC2h3o2x: at least I don't listen to Interpol
[20:04] pinned to red: MARK listens to Interpol TOO.
[20:04] pinned to red: OLD Interpol
[20:04] xNaC2h3o2x: mark sings like a girl getting raped by satan
[20:04] pinned to red: yah what's your point?
[20:04] xNaC2h3o2x: my point is
[20:05] xNaC2h3o2x: that people who sing like little girls being raped by satan listen to Interpol
[20:05] xNaC2h3o2x: fact.
[20:05] pinned to red:
[20:05] xNaC2h3o2x: you can't deny it!
[20:05] pinned to red: why do you HATE me.
[20:06] xNaC2h3o2x: cause you like Interpol.
[20:06] xNaC2h3o2x: rofl.
[20:06] xNaC2h3o2x: lol!
[20:06] pinned to red: yah well you like BUTTSEX
[20:06] xNaC2h3o2x: I could be really REALLY mean but I'm not going to

Josh: I hate tuesdays!
Alex: i think we made jesus angry
Josh: ...and this being wednesday, the pertinence of that statement is... SHUT UP
Josh: oh hell
Josh: I shouldn't have called him metal
Josh: or thrown up the horns.

lori says: (11:21:44 PM)
   yea, like you invented the sign. you wish.

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:22:51 PM)
   pfft

lori says: (11:22:55 PM)
   keep dreaming

lori says: (11:23:17 PM)
   you will never be as cool as the sign inventor. or me because i am godo.

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:23:27 PM)
   you are godo i wont deny that

someone posted my conversation? i feel so honored. i feel so godo.

lori says: (11:30:14 PM)
   you can try to learn to be cool but you will never be as cool as me

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:30:34 PM)
   then I wont try!

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:30:46 PM)
   I'll try to be the biggest loser then!

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:30:52 PM)
   so that i can be the best at something

lori says: (11:31:26 PM)
   but i thought you wanted to be cool?

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:31:58 PM)
   well if i cant be the coolest, why try at all!

lori says: (11:32:19 PM)
   but what if you can't be the biggest loser ever?

lori says: (11:32:31 PM)
   then you're just a regular loser which sucks

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:33:22 PM)
   yeah but i don't know if i can or cannot achieve being the biggest loser, if it's something I'm unsure of, I have to take it on, you already told me i cant be the coolest, so it's not worth trying for

lori says: (11:34:00 PM)
   but if you can't be the biggest loser, you are just wasting your time and energy and everyone will make fun of you for being a failure.

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:35:04 PM)
   it's fine, if i dont try, then im still going to be where i'm at anyway, it's just as bad

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:35:10 PM)
   at least i'll know for sure

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:35:13 PM)
   if i try

lori says: (11:36:36 PM)
   no way man, if you try, you're always gonna be known as the guy who tried to be the biggest loser, but failed, so then you'll just be a regular loser and your family and friends will be disappointed and will never want to see you again.

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:37:55 PM)
   well actually if i fail at trying to be the biggest loser, technically im too much of a loser because i lost at trying to succeed at being the biggest loser, thus making me a bigger loser than the biggest loser for not even being able to become the biggest loser.

lori says: (11:38:52 PM)
   that is just unpossible. it will never happen. that's just like breaking the laws of physics or something. the world would explode. or implode. or both.

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:39:43 PM)
   well since unpossible isn't a word, I think I've already defied physics.