Posted: 10/12/2003, 8:07 pm
I have been kissed before, but trust me, it doesn't count, due to the circumstances. And I have never had a boyfriend, and I'm 16. Don't freak out, you'll be fine.
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Posted: 10/12/2003, 8:08 pm
Umm yeah, I was 17 before I dated or kissed anyone. You should just calm down, the only girls that put out at 14 are the ones that have abortions at 18, so just back off on the hormones and go pleasure yourself in the bathroom.
Posted: 10/12/2003, 8:13 pm
dude, you're only 14. calm down. you have no need to worry.
Posted: 10/13/2003, 8:09 am
*slaps himself*
sorry guys. Thanks for hepling out. I just get so worried over stupid things.
sorry guys. Thanks for hepling out. I just get so worried over stupid things.
Posted: 10/13/2003, 8:20 am
I'm late, buy yeah. I was 18 and sometimes I wish I hadn't kissed him. I actually told the guy I like how many guys I've kissed, which is still one, and he said he thinks that is totally awesome. Why? Because I don't makeout with just anyone like some people do. So yeah, don't lie to her cause that's pretty much a death knell right there, and don't like to your friends either.
Posted: 10/13/2003, 10:17 am
yeah, your cool cass. 
Posted: 10/13/2003, 11:00 am
Haha, whatever Reno.
Posted: 10/13/2003, 12:58 pm
i already have lied to my friends.
i mean i've heard that everyone lies about how far they get with girls/boys, but i still feel guilty about it.
i mean i've heard that everyone lies about how far they get with girls/boys, but i still feel guilty about it.
Posted: 10/13/2003, 1:04 pm
1. OK, stop being emo. That's the first step to getting over yourself.
1. Realize the past is the past. You said it, they believed it, get over it. Stop trying to find a reason to feel bad about it, you hurt no one by saying what you did.
3. Don't lie anymore. That will solve problems for you in the future, and will prevent us from having to read about them.
4. If it's such a big deal that you get some ass, find the ugliest, easiest girl in your grade, and get some action out of her. That way, if you say you did certain things, it wouldn't be a lie. It requires little effort and it shuts you up.
Yeah, these are just 4 steps to growing up that you can find in my new book, "Shut Up, No One Wants to Hear About Your Petty Problems Anymore" and is found in most bookstores worldwide. It's only $12.95, so don't miss out on such a great deal!
1. Realize the past is the past. You said it, they believed it, get over it. Stop trying to find a reason to feel bad about it, you hurt no one by saying what you did.
3. Don't lie anymore. That will solve problems for you in the future, and will prevent us from having to read about them.
4. If it's such a big deal that you get some ass, find the ugliest, easiest girl in your grade, and get some action out of her. That way, if you say you did certain things, it wouldn't be a lie. It requires little effort and it shuts you up.
Yeah, these are just 4 steps to growing up that you can find in my new book, "Shut Up, No One Wants to Hear About Your Petty Problems Anymore" and is found in most bookstores worldwide. It's only $12.95, so don't miss out on such a great deal!
Posted: 10/13/2003, 4:26 pm
Alan makes some strong points, albeit a tad harshly, but good points nonetheless.
Stop over-analyzing things so much, you're only 14 - things'll happen when they happen. If the chick digs you as much as you think she does, then she shouldn't go all gossip-y to her friends and tell 'em you've never kissed a chick. If she does, then ohh well, you'll get teased for a few days and then it'll blow over.
You're barely even in high school yet; if stuff happening now gives you the wig, you'll never survive to graduate. You need to just chill, and go with the flow; cuz no one likes a spaz.
Stop over-analyzing things so much, you're only 14 - things'll happen when they happen. If the chick digs you as much as you think she does, then she shouldn't go all gossip-y to her friends and tell 'em you've never kissed a chick. If she does, then ohh well, you'll get teased for a few days and then it'll blow over.
You're barely even in high school yet; if stuff happening now gives you the wig, you'll never survive to graduate. You need to just chill, and go with the flow; cuz no one likes a spaz.
Posted: 10/13/2003, 4:32 pm
thank you both.
I needed that.
I needed that.
Posted: 10/13/2003, 5:28 pm
Hey man, just realize, I was fucking with you. I give advice through jokes.
Posted: 10/13/2003, 6:19 pm
Rufus Wainwright wrote:Hey man, just realize, I was fucking with you. I give advice through jokes.
and cant count
jk man
anyways..
like everyones said.. your a kid.
enjoy it while you can.
this is advice i give my bro (he's 16) everytime i talk to the fuck.. (pretty much everyday) .. when your a kid. you need to relax.. dont sweat the big stuff. do well in school. get yourself an education and everything else will come to you in time and most importantly.. HAVE FUN WHILE YOU CAN.
Posted: 10/13/2003, 10:30 pm
And cut people that jock your bitch!
Posted: 10/13/2003, 10:38 pm
What!?Posted: 10/13/2003, 10:41 pm
I dunno, I am so tired that I am losing my mind and spouting off lines like that.
Posted: 10/15/2003, 12:39 pm
Rufus Wainwright wrote:And cut people that jock your bitch!
I totally don't get it, but that's hellaciously funny! Posted: 10/19/2003, 11:52 am
Speaking of Friends:
I was bitchin last night (to my fiance) about how we have seasons 1-8 but don't have season 9 yet, and season 9 was the "bad period" for me where I missed practically half the damn season because I was never able to be home to catch it and always forgot to tape it.
Soooo......today I'm browsing around and I freakin FINALLY found season 9, its on VCD but it'll have to be sufice until season 9 makes retail in the stores.
SO NOW I WILL BE TOTALLY CAUGHT UP! Woo hoo!
I was bitchin last night (to my fiance) about how we have seasons 1-8 but don't have season 9 yet, and season 9 was the "bad period" for me where I missed practically half the damn season because I was never able to be home to catch it and always forgot to tape it.
Soooo......today I'm browsing around and I freakin FINALLY found season 9, its on VCD but it'll have to be sufice until season 9 makes retail in the stores.
SO NOW I WILL BE TOTALLY CAUGHT UP! Woo hoo!
Posted: 10/19/2003, 11:53 am
Oh - did anybody catch episode 2 of this season?? (The One Where Ross is Fine)
definitely now in my top 10 funniest episodes. Still not quite up there with "The One With the Prom Video" or "Chandler in a Box" but damn close.
I've never seen Ross make me laugh so damn much!
definitely now in my top 10 funniest episodes. Still not quite up there with "The One With the Prom Video" or "Chandler in a Box" but damn close.
I've never seen Ross make me laugh so damn much!
Posted: 10/19/2003, 4:31 pm
heh yea that one was pretty funny