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mmm drinking

its kewlz!!!!`12

no it isn't. but i really need to right now.

chemical dependency is not a good road to walk

63. There are no native Antarticans, except maybe for penguins.

a fire inside wrote:chemical dependency is not a good road to walk

i agree strongly with jeff

tonight was not a fun night

9ft tall puprple pengiongs from the planet zargionikax have already stolen my sanity and only i can see them

also

its impossible to lick your elbow

also

the only girls remotley interested in me in any way shape or form live on the other side of boston so im shit outa luck

^ you tried to lick your own elbow after reading it in an e-mail didn't you?

anyway, Useless Info here: Roy Jones Jr. has defeated Ruiz in a Unanamous decision, making him the first middleweight to beat a heavyweight champion in 105 years.

so what i tried to lick my elbow big deal pffffffffffffffffffftttttttttt

so did i.

Emily wrote:I wish I had a magical pill that would grow out my hair in one minute or less.

Find Raine and ask him what he does. I swear, that man's hair grows faster than anyone's I've ever seen.

areusad831 wrote:my family are threatning to cut my hair in my sleep b/c well it is getting a bit too long or shall i say tall for their liking.

Noooo!! Your hair's cool. Don't let them.

^^ i did too

5983. If you swallow chewing gum, it does NOT stay in your system for 7 years, but is rapidly disintegrated, digested, and pooped.

regarding Raine's Magical Growing Hair, i'm suspecting hairpieces. Come on now, it's just not natural!

negative 27: tampons dont have wings.

they have strings

Lori, do you always have to use the " "??? I'm convinced it has no real meaning

:::troy:::

is like the "whoa, too much information" smiley.