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You people need help
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

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:GASP:
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Well maybe you just need a good muffin top.
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mmm, muffin tops.

..and that's all i have to contribute to this thread.

*runs*
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Pfft



I need some more Dr. Pepper, that's what I need.


I'm gonna go get some
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good

I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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aaaaaand spam! :lol:
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:spam:




more on topic, i have a date with a Saskatchewan girl next week. Well actually i'm not planning on having sex with her yet, so i guess that's not really on topic.....


hmmmmmmmm, so do Saskatchewan girls have sex?
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good

I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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Yannic is hooked on sex.

true story.
Whenever death may surprise us,
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if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
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Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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reno taught me sex stuff last night. it was enlightening :nod:
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:lol:
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good

I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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Going back a bit...

Yeah, I was shocked when I first heard the "no orgasm ever" statistic, too. I can't even imagine. :wtf: Why even have sex?
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<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
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... well, until you're planning on having a child, anyway. :lol:
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Yeah I know :wtf:
Like what, is it dry stabbing? Because that would seriously hurt.
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One of my uni friends had never had an orgasm but still really loved sex. I never figured out why.
Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.


And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
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That's bizarre. :freak:
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<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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I AM ME wrote::spam:




more on topic, i have a date with a Saskatchewan girl next week. Well actually i'm not planning on having sex with her yet, so i guess that's not really on topic.....


hmmmmmmmm, so do Saskatchewan girls have sex?


SASKATCHEWAN GIRLS ARE SLUTS!

Well okay, not all of them... but for SK having the lowest provincial population we have a high amount of 'em!

The only problem is that none of them are hot sluts... The hot girls are the minority who aren't sluts and who are usually taken already...
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liking sex makes you a slut?
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Where did that come from?
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Lando wrote:
I AM ME wrote::spam:




more on topic, i have a date with a Saskatchewan girl next week. Well actually i'm not planning on having sex with her yet, so i guess that's not really on topic.....


hmmmmmmmm, so do Saskatchewan girls have sex?


SASKATCHEWAN GIRLS ARE SLUTS!

Well okay, not all of them... but for SK having the lowest provincial population we have a high amount of 'em!

The only problem is that none of them are hot sluts... The hot girls are the minority who aren't sluts and who are usually taken already...


i'm not a slut.
but i'm hot. (i'll be conceited tonight)
and i'm not taken.

i just totally killed your post.
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