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It's not me, is it? Because i'm starting to lose track here.

Well then.

Im lost already

that's only normal johnny

I'll send a search party. hahaha
I'm SO clever!

Thats twice i've been able to use that line in the last 2 days.

no! i'm dom's wife.

yes

i need a bandaid. but off to school i must go. *falls over from lack of sleep*

i'm no one's wife

IF THE FIRE ALARM GOES OFF ONE MORE TIME IN MY BUILDING, SOMEONE IS GETTING THEIR ASS KICKED. THAT WAS THE THIRD TIME IN THE PAST WEEK. I WILL FIND WHOEVER DID THIS AND MAKE THEM SIT THROUGH HOURS OF ROSIE O'DONNELL.

Long Jonny wrote:IF THE FIRE ALARM GOES OFF ONE MORE TIME IN MY BUILDING, SOMEONE IS GETTING THEIR ASS KICKED. THAT WAS THE THIRD TIME IN THE PAST WEEK. I WILL FIND WHOEVER DID THIS AND MAKE THEM SIT THROUGH HOURS OF ROSIE O'DONNELL.

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do you really want to sit through hours of rosie o'd?

We both know you wouldn't do that, on threat of sleeping of the couch.

unfortunately, you're right.

If it makes you feel any better, this kid down the hall didn't turn off his alarm before he left and it has been beeping loudly for TWO HOURS and I am going to KILL MYSELF.

COUCHED!

i did that the other day

Luckily mine really isn't loud so you can't hear it unless you stand at my door

This one's fuckin loud. I'm getting a sharp pain in the side of my head from it... but I seem to be successfully drowning it out with Belle and Sebastian