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Don't regret past decisions, focus on what's important now. If you like each other, try it! See how it goes.

(me) ---------------$120 bus ride--------------->(him)

EE-GAD! Well, long distance relationships do work sometimes.

And 2 and a half weeks later, we actually talk. Jeeesus, he's retarded.

WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY. I tell him that I considered myself dumped when he stopped talking to me, he asks me if that's it, says "whatever", and goes offline.


Great, you fucking peice of shit. It's your fault 10 months of us just went down the drain, and you can't even stick around to say goodbye.

*hugs* I'm sorry Yannic. You can do a lot better than him, if that's how he is.

yannic that boy is a jerk-ass bitch. want me to kill him for you?

We've had so many people offer to kill and/or track down people in this thread

Resist the urge!

NEVA!

But hunting people down and eliminating them is fun!

Exactly.

Assisnation is fun.

It'd be pretty funny if someone on here was actually serious and was a serial killer.






... no, wait... it wouldn't.

this is a passage from a book that i just finished reading today. as i read it, i immediately thought of this thread.

"Whatever it was that men imagined about women, they did not change their minds just because a woman disagreed. Father was that way, and every other man Rachel had talked to in the camp. It's as if they thought that women were conducting a vast conspiracy to deceive men and make their lives difficult, so that anything a woman might say to simplify things had to be an attempt at deception.

"If men would only listen to us, they'd find out that each one of us is different, and we're eager to teach you how to understand us. But I can't tell you how to understand Leah--I don't understand her either. And if you did understand her, poor foolish man, you would think you then understood all the rest of us, and you'd be hopelessly wrong. No wonder you despair of understanding women. The best you could ever hope for would be to understand one woman. And that's the goal none of you ever seems to try for."

nikki4982 wrote:It'd be pretty funny if someone on here was actually serious and was a serial killer.






... no, wait... it wouldn't.

What if they were a serial killer who only killed other serial killers? That idea is from a book I read (very good book) I'm not a killer really. *goes back to washing the blood out of his clothes*

saman wrote: "But I can't tell you how to understand Leah--I don't understand her either."

I don't understand my sister either. (her name is Leah just in case you were wondering)

nikki4982 wrote:It'd be pretty funny if someone on here was actually serious and was a serial killer.






... no, wait... it wouldn't.

what if it was like mr and mrs smith? but then again they were no serial killers. just highly paid assassins.

Khrangar wrote:

saman wrote: "But I can't tell you how to understand Leah--I don't understand her either."

I don't understand my sister either. (her name is Leah just in case you were wondering)

the narrator in that passage is talking about her sister too

Henrietta wrote:We've had so many people offer to kill and/or track down people in this thread

Us CMers stick together....thats what its all about!!!!

Khrangar wrote:

saman wrote: "But I can't tell you how to understand Leah--I don't understand her either."

I don't understand my sister either. (her name is Leah just in case you were wondering)

you're lame. go die.