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Johnny says (2:17 AM):
I watched the hab/islander game
Johnny says (2:19 AM):
the part of the sens/LOLS game
Johnny says (2:19 AM):
after that I went out and got shit faced
Johnny says (2:20 AM):
I only got home a few hours ago.
syntax genocide says (2:20 AM):
hahaha
syntax genocide says (2:20 AM):
nice
syntax genocide says (2:20 AM):
2 days later?
Johnny says (2:20 AM):
hehe
Johnny says (2:20 AM):
yep!
Johnny says (2:21 AM):
partied till 05:00 sunday morning
Johnny says (2:21 AM):
passed out all day
Johnny says (2:21 AM):
got up, freshend up
Johnny says (2:21 AM):
went to a superball party with some friends
Johnny says (2:21 AM):
got completely hammered ass drunk again
Johnny says (2:22 AM):
played some drunkenly guitar
Johnny says (2:22 AM):
which got me some action with a honey.!
Johnny says (2:23 AM):
then passed out and woke up around ten
Johnny says (2:23 AM):
got home at noon
Johnny says (2:23 AM):
that, as they say, is that
syntax genocide says (2:23 AM):
hahahha
Johnny says (2:24 AM):
all in all, it was a good night!
Johnny says (2:24 AM):
cept, I cant remember which girl I was making out with
Johnny says (2:24 AM):
all, I know is that she was pretty
Johnny says (2:24 AM):
but since I was drunk
Johnny says (2:24 AM):
well, you know what 'pretty' is to a drunk
Johnny says (2:24 AM):
narf
syntax genocide says (2:25 AM):
lol
Johnny says (2:26 AM):
this would be an interested post in the cm's msn convo thread!

i remember that!

rochyorbust (2:37:06 PM): i need sleepy... i go get hairs cut tomorrow
sandnippy (2:37:24 PM): :O all of em?
rochyorbust (2:37:30 PM): yeah :O
sandnippy (2:37:36 PM): all of em off?
rochyorbust (2:37:46 PM): maybe! :O
sandnippy (2:37:52 PM): sexy!
rochyorbust (2:37:58 PM): *eyebrow wiggle*
sandnippy (2:38:07 PM): rawr!
sandnippy (2:38:43 PM): you'd be like britney spears.. cept with a brain... good looks... talent.. intelligence... common sense and legs that dont fly open like an airplane door at 50,000 feet
rochyorbust (2:38:49 PM): hahhahahaha

There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:06 PM):
this week on ellen degeneres, sand gets free stuff!
youppi + habs > you says (4:07 PM):
awesome!
youppi + habs > you says (4:08 PM):
i'll take a plane!
youppi + habs > you says (4:08 PM):
like a real one
youppi + habs > you says (4:08 PM):
complete with pilots
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:08 PM):
all guests of oprah fly first class
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:08 PM):
so we can assume ellen does the same
youppi + habs > you says (4:08 PM):
"what? theres a party this weekend in TO?"
"hey jim.. wanna fly me to TO? i'll buy you a beer?"
"do i even have a choice?"
"no"
"alrighty then!"
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:09 PM):
hahaha
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:09 PM):
or you get the pilot too hammered to fly
youppi + habs > you says (4:09 PM):
hahahaha
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:09 PM):
anyway homeslice im gonna head to bed soon
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:10 PM):
so i should get going
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:10 PM):
you have a good time getting free stuff and having drunk pilots
youppi + habs > you says (4:10 PM):
haha aight.. i was lookin for a pic
youppi + habs > you says (4:10 PM):
just a sec
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:10 PM):
haha k
youppi + habs > you says (4:10 PM):
clearly thats what my rockin plane would look like
youppi + habs > you says (4:10 PM):
im the guy waving *nods*
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:11 PM):
haha are you sure it wouldnt be this one?
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:11 PM):

youppi + habs > you says (4:11 PM):
and those chicks.. they arent the stewardesses but just some chicks i picked up after using the line "hey baby.. wanna see my airplane?"
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:11 PM):

youppi + habs > you says (4:11 PM):
hahaha nah.. purple isnt my colour
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:12 PM):
well maybe you can still get snoop to fly it for ya
youppi + habs > you says (4:12 PM):
hahaha snoop dizzle can fly my plane tho.. i wouldnt complain!
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:12 PM):
haha
youppi + habs > you says (4:12 PM):
although he wouldnt be allowed to smoke up while flying which could pose some problems
youppi + habs > you says (4:13 PM):
oh and he'd only be hired if lil jon was his co-pilot
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:13 PM):
haha definitely!
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:13 PM):
you'd have snoop flying while high and lil jon would be crunk
youppi + habs > you says (4:14 PM):
""ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking.. WHAT? we're currently going to experience some turbulence.. YEAAAAAAAAAH.. we'd advise you OKAAAAAAAAAY.. to put on those seat bizzles and rizzle the shizzle till we fizzle OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
youppi + habs > you says (4:14 PM):
"
youppi + habs > you says (4:14 PM):
errr *we advise not we'd
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:15 PM):
haha
There's holes up in the sky. The devil punched down to the monkeys and now they've got drive-through. says (4:15 PM):
that would be a sweet trip

O Kaptain, my Kaptain says (8:01 PM):
my playoff beard is itchy
O Kaptain, my Kaptain says (8:01 PM):
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v688/ ... G_3256.jpg <--- i also look like i wanna kill someone
Raffia - HUGE night for Colbert. Clinton, Edwards, and Obama. says (8:12 PM):
seriously, i forgot i was talking to you.
Raffia - HUGE night for Colbert. Clinton, Edwards, and Obama. says (8:12 PM):
how fucked is that?
O Kaptain, my Kaptain says (8:13 PM):
its the beard's falut
O Kaptain, my Kaptain says (8:13 PM):
fault
Raffia - HUGE night for Colbert. Clinton, Edwards, and Obama. says (8:13 PM):
i was like, "i should tell sandy about this the next time i talk to - oh shit!"
O Kaptain, my Kaptain says (8:13 PM):
hahaha
Raffia - HUGE night for Colbert. Clinton, Edwards, and Obama. says (8:14 PM):
i kind of like the beard. you would be a FANTASTIC pirate
O Kaptain, my Kaptain says (8:14 PM):
sweet
O Kaptain, my Kaptain says (8:14 PM):
arrrrrrrrrr!
Raffia - HUGE night for Colbert. Clinton, Edwards, and Obama. says (8:14 PM):
but you have to make that face
O Kaptain, my Kaptain says (8:15 PM):
yes ma'am

this is just too ridiculous to not share. For clarity, The Dungeon is a really poorly maintained "venue" just outside Toronto..


·.Suthy·. says: (3:06:59 AM)
go to bed
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:07:02 AM)
gotta say i do love this song
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:07:03 AM)
and no
·.Suthy·. says: (3:07:07 AM)
you shouldn't be sleep deprived like me
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:07:11 AM)
actually i am going to in a bit
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:07:25 AM)
haha how self sacrificing of you
·.Suthy·. says: (3:07:46 AM)
haha oh i know. i self sacrifice all the time
·.Suthy·. says: (3:07:51 AM)
and the bury the bully song?
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:07:54 AM)
do you?
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:08:03 AM)
yea bird cage
·.Suthy·. says: (3:08:17 AM)
sweet
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:08:31 AM)
dear sanity isn't that bad either
·.Suthy·. says: (3:08:35 AM)
they're actually playing the dungeon with coldplay and radiohead this coming saturday
·.Suthy·. says: (3:08:37 AM)
you should go
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:08:52 AM)
coldplay is playing at the dungeon?
·.Suthy·. says: (3:08:56 AM)
yeah man
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:08:58 AM)
holy shit
·.Suthy·. says: (3:09:01 AM)
the dungeon's getting big acts now
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:09:04 AM)
thats crazy
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:09:12 AM)
i would love to go...
·.Suthy·. says: (3:09:38 AM)
i would 
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:09:49 AM)
i'm going to see a play on saturday evening
·.Suthy·. says: (3:10:10 AM)
*sigh* russ.. play or coldplay?
·.Suthy·. says: (3:10:13 AM)
coldplay.
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:10:24 AM)
no i can do both i think
·.Suthy·. says: (3:11:07 AM)
you can't do both
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:11:15 AM)
didnt you say you liked the new radiohead album?
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:11:18 AM)
why cant i?
·.Suthy·. says: (3:11:33 AM)
because chris martin is playing DDR in the parking lot before the show
·.Suthy·. says: (3:11:42 AM)
i like it, yes
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:11:48 AM)
who?
·.Suthy·. says: (3:11:50 AM)
i'd d/l it first, though, before buying it just in case
·.Suthy·. says: (3:12:21 AM)
 
·.Suthy·. says: (3:12:22 AM)
that's who
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:12:45 AM)
playing dance dance revolution?
·.Suthy·. says: (3:13:02 AM)
that's what i said, isn't it?
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:13:07 AM)
shut up
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:13:17 AM)
and why the fuck would i care if chris martin was playing DDR?
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:13:25 AM)
you think people come to see me play WoW?
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:13:37 AM)
i wish...
·.Suthy·. says: (3:15:58 AM)
no no, there's a catch. if you can beat him at DDR, you get to enjoy a hot air balloon ride with chris over the endangered rainforest of your choice whilst enjoying the free complimentary bubble gum
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:16:03 AM)
where did you see that they were playing at the dungeon?
·.Suthy·. says: (3:16:35 AM)
www.myspace.com/coldplay
·.Suthy·. says: (3:16:36 AM)
duh.
·.Suthy·. says: (3:17:16 AM)
ok, fine.. neither bury the bully or coldplay will be appearing at the dungeon anytime soon
·.Suthy·. says: (3:17:22 AM)
possibly ever..
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:17:39 AM)
you....lied to me
·.Suthy·. says: (3:17:53 AM)
lol i'm sorry. but i seriously hope bury the bully is scheduled to play there soon..
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:18:05 AM)
why would you make that up?
·.Suthy·. says: (3:18:46 AM)
oh, please. lol.
·.Suthy·. says: (3:19:05 AM)
you had to have known i was kidding..
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:19:32 AM)
i had no idea....i dunno....i have this thing with you that i just believe everything you say
·.Suthy·. says: (3:19:56 AM)
wait, so you actually believed coldplay was coming to the dungeon? lol
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:20:09 AM)
shut up
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:20:18 AM)
i dunno...i didnt think
Russ Sing Our Hearts Out...In Our Bird Cage says: (3:20:25 AM)
i was in shock kinda at first
·.Suthy·. says: (3:21:53 AM)
... so how is life under a rock?

sandnippy (5:48:09 AM): my mob is better than your mob
blindmanted (5:48:30 AM): oh yeah? this is my mob
sandnippy (5:48:49 AM): yeah?
sandnippy (5:48:50 AM): well
sandnippy (5:48:58 AM): THIS IS SPARTA!
blindmanted (5:49:03 AM):
blindmanted (5:49:58 AM): they have an album called "the mob rules" but the band isn't shown on the cover
blindmanted (5:50:02 AM): so i sent that instead
sandnippy (5:50:18 AM):
blindmanted (5:50:28 AM): hahaha
blindmanted (5:50:29 AM): you win
sandnippy (5:50:42 AM): haha thanks
blindmanted (5:50:44 AM): that.. is awesome
sandnippy (5:50:47 AM): hahaha yeah
sandnippy (5:50:54 AM): i just went for a random google image search
sandnippy (5:51:04 AM): and i so just about typed giggle image search
blindmanted (5:51:25 AM): hahaha
blindmanted (5:51:50 AM): "giggle: searches that make you laugh like a school girl"
sandnippy (5:51:58 AM): <--- if the quality wasnt so bad, that would be freakin awesome
sandnippy (5:52:04 AM): hahahaha
blindmanted (5:52:29 AM): nice... it's like a super nintendo looking image
blindmanted (5:52:42 AM): that would be sweet if they made a 300 video game, but only on SNES
sandnippy (5:54:15 AM): <--- i dont know what THIS has to do with my search for "this is sparta" but baahahahaha

[23:42] rochyorbust: so how pissed are we gonna be if olp plays 3 songs? haha
[23:43] Kicker774: OLPs playing? Holy crap, thats just going to add to the meetup experience!!

"Sandeep Earanky" (5:15:54 AM): anyways
"Sandeep Earanky" (5:15:57 AM): my conclusion
"Sandeep Earanky" (5:16:06 AM): these jeans + my slides = fail
"Sandeep Earanky" (5:16:18 AM): my jeans are like.. wide leg... so they covered my whole foot
"Sandeep Earanky" (5:16:28 AM): and it looked like i had no feets
rochyorbust (5:16:39 AM): HAHAHA

its true! i had no feets!

Kicker774 wrote:[23:42] rochyorbust: so how pissed are we gonna be if olp plays 3 songs? haha
[23:43] Kicker774: OLPs playing? Holy crap, thats just going to add to the meetup experience!!

Hahahaha! That's awesome.

nikki4982 wrote:"Sandeep Earanky" (5:15:54 AM): anyways
"Sandeep Earanky" (5:15:57 AM): my conclusion
"Sandeep Earanky" (5:16:06 AM): these jeans + my slides = fail
"Sandeep Earanky" (5:16:18 AM): my jeans are like.. wide leg... so they covered my whole foot
"Sandeep Earanky" (5:16:28 AM): and it looked like i had no feets
rochyorbust (5:16:39 AM): HAHAHA

hey! wait a minute.. thats my name! .. and not my aim ... nick thingy... i forget what it is again.. anyways.. thats my name! :O

I have everybody on my buddy list's real names as their "nicknames", so that's what shows up when I talk to them.

oh right.. i think i knew that.. :O

is this the place we used to Love? = kruno
patches = me

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:47 AM):
so when are you coming here? (I'll keep bugging you)

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:47 AM):
hahaha

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:47 AM):
4days

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:49 AM):
really?

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:49 AM):
no

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:49 AM):
if i was i'd let you know more than 4 days in advance

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:50 AM):
lol

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:50 AM):
unless it was like in that one dream

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:50 AM):
where raffia arranged a meetup downtown

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:50 AM):
and i showed up

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:50 AM):
hmmm

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:50 AM):
lol

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:50 AM):
well its too bad dreams aren't exactly "real"

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:51 AM):
no shit

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:51 AM):
i miss that one where i was cold

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:52 AM):
where you were cold?

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:52 AM):
refresh my memory

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:52 AM):
haha

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:52 AM):
last may .. it was like

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:52 AM):
living inside a furnace

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:53 AM):
the fan moved hot air around my room

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:53 AM):
not made it cooler or anything.. just moved it around

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:53 AM):
so one night i went to bed.. and while dreaming.. "woke up"
it was my old room back during my 1st year in sask.. 8th floor over looking one of the huskies' practice fields

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:54 AM):
i looked out the window and the field had some snow on it

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:54 AM):
i realized it was cold.. and i ran out... apparently while nekkid

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:54 AM):
cuz people were like "wtf.. dude!.. its -50 w/ the windchill"

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:54 AM):
lmao

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:54 AM):
"and your naked?!"

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:54 AM):
"shit yeah! its cold!" was my response

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:55 AM):
hahahahahahahaha

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:55 AM):
so i ran onto the field.. danced.. then did snow angels

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:55 AM):
while nekkid..

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:55 AM):
in -50 C temps

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:55 AM):
lmao

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:55 AM):
did the angels have penises too?

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:55 AM):
penii

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:55 AM):
i woke up (in real life) and was cold for the first 15 seconds

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:55 AM):
till i realized i was still in india

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:55 AM):
and covered in sweat

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:55 AM):
and got mad

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:56 AM):
hahaahah!

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:56 AM):
hows sschool?

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:56 AM):
i dont quite remember if the snow angels had penii

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:56 AM):
i dont think my subconscious considered that to be an important factor

patches > La plafond ceréale says (4:57 AM):
school is school haha

is this the place we used to Love? says (4:58 AM):
LOL!

a few moments later:

is this the place we used to Love? says (5:05 AM):
lol you're posting our convo?

patches > La plafond ceréale says (5:06 AM):
nope

patches > La plafond ceréale says (5:06 AM):
posted

patches > La plafond ceréale says (5:06 AM):
mainly cuz of your questoin "did the snow angels have penises?"

is this the place we used to Love? says (5:07 AM):
lmao

is this the place we used to Love? says (5:07 AM):
uh oh

patches > La plafond ceréale says (5:07 AM):
you had to know i'd something along those lines if you asked me that fool

is this the place we used to Love? says (5:08 AM):
if you were naked.... and on your back.... the snow angels would have inverted asses... which may look like penises

patches > La plafond ceréale says (5:08 AM):
lmao!

patches > La plafond ceréale says (5:08 AM):
glad to know you're fully up on your snow angel anatomy krun

is this the place we used to Love? says (5:08 AM):
this is a theory I've yet to determine accuracy of

patches > La plafond ceréale says (5:09 AM):
unfortunately they didnt bother ever teaching us about it in my anatomy classes over the years

is this the place we used to Love? says (5:09 AM):
if it wasn't -15 out, I'd try it in the back yard

patches > La plafond ceréale says (5:09 AM):
i knew that was coming

is this the place we used to Love? says (5:09 AM):
lolol

Sand = MacGyver!!!

"Sandeep Earanky" (6:13:34 PM): im awesome
i just repaired the fuse for my AC with a nailcutter + a ground wire that was supposed to be attached to something at my old place and some random parts from my disection kit from first year that i used to cut up frogs

Awesome!

tell him to watch out for man-eating ants though. And seemingy immortal assassins. And any ex-girlfriends.

duly noted.