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Posted: **7/23/2007, 6:31 am**

is that a pink creature?!!? i want it!!

Posted: **9/9/2007, 1:31 pm**

[00:51] Susie: i keep having wierd dreams at the momnet
[00:52] Susie: last night i was at a lake and then on a mountain where the road was covered in ice like an ice rink and i slid all the way down with just my trainers on kind of like i was rollerblading
[00:52] Susie: and then i ended up in a flat which apparently belonged to my friend Cristina who lives in Calgary cept it was nothing like her actual flat
[00:52] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: :O
Dude! i did that down my driveway whwen we lived in halifax once! *when
[00:53] Susie: hehe it was fun
[00:53] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: mine wasnt but anyways.. carry on :O
[00:54] Susie: i've forgotten the other ones now, but every night it's wierdness time in my head
[00:54] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: oooo hehehe
[00:55] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: well in my case.. it wasnt a dream and it literally happened.. we got 2 cms of snow and 4 cms of freezing rain... i missed hearing the freezing rain part and went out to help my dad.. and our van at the time had 4 wheel drive and could handle the 2 cm of snow so i was confused as to why he was being so cautious and shoving a line of 1 shovel full at a time and said "dad.. what the hell ..... "
[00:56] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i was at the bottom of the drive way on my ass with the shovel wedged precariously between my legs before i finished my sentence
[00:56] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: oh and our drive way = 60 ft long and about a 45 degree angle
[00:56] Susie: booo
[00:57] Susie: lucky about the shovel though - you could have caused serious damage
[00:57] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i know
[00:57] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: my junk was crying in fear
[00:57] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: wait.. that sounds gross
[00:57] Susie: hahahaha
[00:57] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: ignore that
[00:58] Susie: you should post that in the msn/aim conversations thread

Posted: **9/9/2007, 7:40 pm**

Is your junk still crying in fear?

Posted: **9/9/2007, 9:23 pm**

:|
no
thank god
damn shovel was badly placed tho
metal edges and all

Posted: **9/9/2007, 10:49 pm**

That sounds like something that I'd do. :nod:

Posted: **9/9/2007, 10:53 pm**

damn radio... i think i hit snooze after i heard 2 cm of snow.. figured.. "eh.. thats nothin"
then yeah

Posted: **9/9/2007, 10:56 pm**

There there old timer, your senility will take care of that memory anytime now. :nod:

Posted: **9/9/2007, 10:58 pm**

nah.. i remember that incident clearly.. i want kids damn it.. hell i almost had to invent new ways to do other important stuff too :|

Posted: **9/9/2007, 11:00 pm**

Oh dear!

Posted: **9/9/2007, 11:04 pm**

this why no one should ever move to NS
and by that i mean im kidding
i :love:

NS and miss it dearly :nod:

Posted: **9/19/2007, 3:59 am**

syntax genocide = me
cut my heart out with a feather = lando

[14:48] syntax genocide: i have one for dos games (dos box) but its a resource whore
[14:48] syntax genocide: wait.. maybe a resource pimp...
[14:48] syntax genocide: well you know what i mean
[14:51] Cut my heart out with a feather and put an end to any extra pressure.: Pimps an hos!
[14:51] syntax genocide: yes! exactly!
[14:51] syntax genocide: that sounds like a breakfast cereal btw
[14:52] syntax genocide: "wake up everyday to new general mills pimps 'n ho's for a well balanced meal"
[14:52] Cut my heart out with a feather and put an end to any extra pressure.: haha, it would probably be good if it didnt have like std's or pubes in it, or like gold rings to break your teeth on. pieces of a walking cane maybe?
[14:54] syntax genocide: those are the prizes
[14:54] syntax genocide: "billy what did you get?" "HIV!" "awww boo.. i only got gonhorrea

"
[14:55] Cut my heart out with a feather and put an end to any extra pressure.: "can we trade!?"
[14:55] syntax genocide: "okay!"
[14:56] syntax genocide: this convo is offically scaring me... given i thought of this
[14:56] Cut my heart out with a feather and put an end to any extra pressure.: haha
[14:56] Cut my heart out with a feather and put an end to any extra pressure.: i thought it wasn't too much further from some of our other convos
[14:56] syntax genocide: true that... but trading STDS!
[14:56] syntax genocide: hahaha
[14:57] Cut my heart out with a feather and put an end to any extra pressure.: hahaha i wonder how they'd even go about trading stds... that's different than sharing
[14:57] syntax genocide: hahaha
[14:57] syntax genocide: complete and total blood transfusions!
[14:58] syntax genocide: assuming the disease only is able to exist within the blood stream atleast
[14:58] Cut my heart out with a feather and put an end to any extra pressure.: haha yeah
[15:04] syntax genocide: i wonder how many people would be scared if this convo ended up on the cm haha
[15:07] Cut my heart out with a feather and put an end to any extra pressure.: if they didn't laugh, then i'd send them a box without the prizes.
[15:07] syntax genocide: hahahaha
[15:08] syntax genocide: and with that.. im so posting this on the c
[15:08] syntax genocide: m
[15:08] syntax genocide: also.. a better threat would be to send them a box of JUST the prizes
[15:08] Cut my heart out with a feather and put an end to any extra pressure.: GOOD Point! they'd probably want what I suggested... wouldn't want to give them what they want!
[15:09] syntax genocide: exactly
[15:09] syntax genocide: !