Page 62 of 67

Posted: 4/21/2007, 2:15 pm
by Dr. Hobo
nah im gonna retire the doc for a while
dunno what im gonna go with yet

Posted: 4/23/2007, 11:58 pm
by thirdhour
yannic says:
i need to sleep now...tonight
yannic says:
as tomorrow's no sleep night now
Cass says:
wait what?
Cass says:
you're leaving?
yannic says:
lol
yannic says:
you're shocked?
Cass says:
yes
Cass says:
I figured you'd stay and talk to me till the end of time pumpkin
yannic says:
maybe next time huneybunch
Cass says:
lol
yannic says:
once i finish my nightly sodoku, i'm off
Cass says:
your priorities are in place I can see
yannic says:
of course
yannic says:
it's been proven that mind exercies like such can prevent one from becoming senile in old age
Cass says:
oh
yannic says:
of course, considering my sanity's up for grabs now...
Cass says:
well I want to be senile
Cass says:
or dead

Posted: 4/24/2007, 7:34 am
by Dr. Hobo
senility = super power

Posted: 4/26/2007, 4:31 pm
by xjsb125
a1a2a3a4sink (6:25:58 PM): I could work at a nuclear power plant for $27.503 per hour.

a1a2a3a4sink (6:26:23 PM): Yes, they put a fraction of a cent. Haha.

xjsb125 (6:28:30 PM): nice

xjsb125 (6:28:37 PM): if homer simpson can do it, anyone can

a1a2a3a4sink (6:27:00 PM): Haha, my thoughts exactly.

a1a2a3a4sink (6:28:45 PM): Plus if I ever screw up, they won't be able to fire me because maybe there will be a meltdown and my boss would die.

Posted: 5/5/2007, 10:02 pm
by faninor
thats so LAGUNE (8:35:12 PM): hi, i'm wet.
thats so LAGUNE (8:35:59 PM): WHY AREN'T YOU RESPONDING!
thats so LAGUNE (8:36:12 PM): YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME WHEN I FONDLED YOUR CURLY TENDRILS
thats so LAGUNE (8:39:35 PM): ugh, prude.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:41:27 PM): Hi.
thats so LAGUNE (8:41:44 PM): YES THANK GOD I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU FOREVER!
a1a2a3a4sink (8:43:04 PM): You're Mike?
thats so LAGUNE (8:43:33 PM): Mom?!
a1a2a3a4sink (8:43:50 PM): Huh?
thats so LAGUNE (8:44:01 PM): i have pink in the sink.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:44:56 PM): Okay. So why tell me?
thats so LAGUNE (8:45:16 PM): because you're the only one i can talk to about this.
thats so LAGUNE (8:48:45 PM): HOW DO YOU KNOW ME?!
thats so LAGUNE (8:48:57 PM): are you one of the people i did whilst drunk?
thats so LAGUNE (8:51:15 PM): ANSWER ME YOU SIMPLETON.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:51:29 PM): I don't know you.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:51:36 PM): I just know your name is Mike.
thats so LAGUNE (8:51:47 PM): and how, exactly?
a1a2a3a4sink (8:52:59 PM): Google.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:53:10 PM): Your aim screenname brought this up: http://thekernz.livejournal.com/profile
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:02 PM): funny, i don't get that when i google my screenname
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:07 PM): it's ok to be stalking me
a1a2a3a4sink (8:54:23 PM): Did you put the screenname in quotes?
a1a2a3a4sink (8:54:35 PM): It only brings up 4 results that way.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:54:39 PM): And that's the 3rd.
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:42 PM): wow
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:50 PM): you're a pro at figuring out who people are.
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:56 PM): are you ACTUALLY a stalker?
thats so LAGUNE (8:54:58 PM): that'd be hot.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:55:03 PM): Haha, no I'm not.
thats so LAGUNE (8:55:18 PM): that's too bad.
thats so LAGUNE (8:55:23 PM): i had a stalker once.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:55:28 PM): Congratulations.
thats so LAGUNE (8:55:50 PM): well, i'll a=have many more. it comes with the territory of being a famous hooker.
thats so LAGUNE (8:55:55 PM): OH NO I'M DRUNK
thats so LAGUNE (8:58:52 PM): have you ever had a stalker?
a1a2a3a4sink (8:59:18 PM): I don't know, if I have it was a skilled one.
thats so LAGUNE (8:59:29 PM): oh, those are no fun.
thats so LAGUNE (8:59:33 PM): i like it better when i know.
thats so LAGUNE (8:59:40 PM): it's so exhilirating
a1a2a3a4sink (9:01:05 PM): Awesome.
a1a2a3a4sink (9:01:16 PM): Well, I'm heading out for a bit.
thats so LAGUNE (9:01:23 PM): have fun!
a1a2a3a4sink (9:01:27 PM): Take care!
thats so LAGUNE (9:01:29 PM): are you going to the geriatric home?
thats so LAGUNE (9:01:35 PM): i love them old folk <3



meanwhile...


xxAlways88xx (8:45:57 PM): Woah, how did you know Mikes name!?
a1a2a3a4sink (8:46:57 PM): It's not exactly privileged information.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:47:34 PM): Okay now here's what I don't get.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:49:10 PM): You thought I was an annoying asshole because your friend used the same chatroom name that I had previously been using, and I just decided to hang around in it for a while and mess around with you and your friends.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:15 PM): Wow, I'm actually kind of suprised you remembered that. haha.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:50:17 PM): And then you, by comparison... save my screenname and have a friend harrass me randomly over two months later.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:25 PM): No
a1a2a3a4sink (8:50:30 PM): Oh?
xxAlways88xx (8:50:30 PM): That's not what happened
xxAlways88xx (8:50:36 PM): I found you post the chat.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:50:43 PM): Oh haha.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:43 PM): on a message board
xxAlways88xx (8:50:44 PM): Well I didn't
xxAlways88xx (8:50:55 PM): The guy who was in the chat with me did.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:55 PM): He linked me.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:55 PM): I showed Mike.
xxAlways88xx (8:50:58 PM): He IMed you.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:51:02 PM): Yeah, I thought my friends might think it's funny.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:51:17 PM): (and I'll probably post these current conversations too, haha)
xxAlways88xx (8:51:27 PM): That's fine
xxAlways88xx (8:51:30 PM): But how do you know Mike's name?
xxAlways88xx (8:51:33 PM): That is a bit odd.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:52:03 PM): Well, I didn't recognize his AIM screenname and he was sending me some rather weird messages.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:52:15 PM): So I just pasted it into google, and got his livejournal profile.
xxAlways88xx (8:52:27 PM): Ah, makes sense.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:52:55 PM): I thought I might as well throw him off with some information I probably shouldn't know, such as his name.
xxAlways88xx (8:56:00 PM): Oh, there is a chance that Jorface4eva is gonna IM you soon.
xxAlways88xx (8:56:06 PM): She just saw your S/N.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:56:16 PM): Haha.
a1a2a3a4sink (8:57:43 PM): I think I might have blocked her after warning her though, I don't remember.

Posted: 5/6/2007, 7:54 am
by Johnny
Crab Man, you attract the most strangest nutters ever. :nod:

Posted: 5/6/2007, 4:53 pm
by Dr. Hobo
[22:49] sandnippy: hmmmm i wonder if i make an amazingly awesome post in response to a bot
[22:49] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[22:49] sandnippy: if the mods/admin will just lock the thread and make it sticky
[22:49] rochyorbust: haha
[22:50] sandnippy: Posted: Sun 06 May, 2007 10:50 am Post subject: next generation of... Reply with quote
Introducing the next generation of wood pellets! wood pellets Our products are superior quality!
[22:50] rochyorbust: wood pallets?!?
[22:50] rochyorbust: bots are advertising wood pellets?!?!?!?
[22:50] sandnippy: no no pellets
[22:50] sandnippy: yes
[22:50] rochyorbust: yeah typo!
[22:50] sandnippy: bUT
[22:50] sandnippy: er
[22:50] sandnippy: BUT
[22:50] sandnippy: theyre SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGY pellets!
[22:50] rochyorbust: hahahahha
[22:50] sandnippy: how can you argue with that?
[22:51] rochyorbust: i guess i can't!
[22:51] sandnippy: i know
[22:51] sandnippy: if only we had these new techonlogically advance wood pellets when we lived in canada
[22:51] sandnippy: !
[22:51] rochyorbust: iknow
[22:51] sandnippy: to use in our wood pellet burning stove
[22:51] rochyorbust: so sad
[22:52] sandnippy: i wonder if they pour themselves into the hopper for the stove
[22:52] sandnippy: instead of me having to lift 40lb bags like a sucker
[22:52] rochyorbust: hahahahah
[22:53] sandnippy: "our pellets are so advanced.. they carry themselves for you"
[22:53] sandnippy: "AND THEY BRING YOU ICE COLD BEER! (from your NEIGHBOURS fridge if you have none!"
[22:54] rochyorbust: omg!!!
[22:54] rochyorbust: hahahah
[22:54] sandnippy: omg is right!
[22:54] sandnippy: + one!wtfbbq!
[22:54] rochyorbust: :O
[22:54] sandnippy: AND it gets better
[22:54] rochyorbust: :O :O :O
[22:54] sandnippy: they eat tresspassers and burglers
[22:54] sandnippy: except the hamburlger because hes cool
[22:55] rochyorbust: eat them!?!? omg!
[22:55] sandnippy: only out of love
[22:56] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[22:56] sandnippy: "hello trespasser.. i love you... *CHOMP*"
[22:57] rochyorbust: hahahahhahah
[23:01] sandnippy: now i want those wood pellets :(
[23:01] sandnippy: theyre so loving and caring
[23:01] rochyorbust: hhahahaha
[23:01] sandnippy: when we bought em.. the non-technologically advanced ones.. they did nothing
[23:01] sandnippy: other weigh a lot
[23:01] sandnippy: and burn
[23:01] rochyorbust: pff
[23:01] rochyorbust: useless pellets
[23:01] sandnippy: and like.. provide heat
[23:01] sandnippy: other than that
[23:01] sandnippy: nothing!
[23:02] sandnippy: oh and they made for good things to toss at my bro
[23:02] sandnippy: or bounce of nippy's head when she wasnt looking (lightly of course)
[23:02] sandnippy: cuz she'd get confused
[23:02] sandnippy: and try and eat em
[23:03] rochyorbust: aww hahaha
[23:03] sandnippy: but these new ones
[23:03] sandnippy: with the technology
[23:03] sandnippy: she COULD eat em
[23:04] sandnippy: and they'd be GOOD for her too!
[23:04] rochyorbust: :O
[23:04] sandnippy: they'd all lovingly line up in her mouth
[23:04] sandnippy: and let her chomp them to mush
[23:04] sandnippy: and happily slide down her throat
[23:04] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[23:04] sandnippy: and clean any stuff that needs to be cleaned along the way
[23:05] sandnippy: oh and they'd brush her teef while in her mouth
[23:05] rochyorbust: maybe we should start eating some of these
[23:05] sandnippy: i dunno
[23:05] sandnippy: nippy gets jealous when others eat her stuff
[23:06] rochyorbust: we could blindfold her
[23:06] sandnippy: she hates that :O
[23:06] sandnippy: she bites the blind fold
[23:06] sandnippy: and takes it off
[23:06] sandnippy: then tries to rip it apart
[23:06] sandnippy: or barks at me
[23:07] rochyorbust: i'm ok with that :-D
[23:07] sandnippy: she'll bark at you more
[23:07] sandnippy: oh and she bares her teef
[23:07] sandnippy: all menacingly
[23:08] rochyorbust: pff i'll hide behind you
[23:08] sandnippy: shes smart
[23:08] sandnippy: she'll know you're there!
[23:09] sandnippy: Image
[23:09] sandnippy: look at what happened to the last dude who tried that!
[23:10] sandnippy: and dont pretend to be a fly either! shes got that one covered too!
[23:10] sandnippy: Image
[23:10] rochyorbust: oh noes!
[23:14] sandnippy: damn i cant get ahold of mat
[23:14] sandnippy: t
[23:14] sandnippy: this whole convo needs to be placed with the original post
[23:14] sandnippy: since its all about the magical and technologically advanced wood pellets
[23:14] sandnippy: but i forget who the admins on the cm are :(
[23:14] rochyorbust: hahahaha
[23:14] rochyorbust: try josh
[23:15] rochyorbust: hah, so duncan's running the olp myspace now?
[23:15] sandnippy: matts in "bristol"
[23:15] sandnippy: no i am
[23:15] rochyorbust: lies!
[23:15] sandnippy: through my army of technologically advanced wood pellets
[23:15] sandnippy: "duncan" is just a frotn
[23:15] sandnippy: front
[23:15] rochyorbust: :O
[23:16] sandnippy: its also a back
[23:17] sandnippy: and possibly a donkey
[23:17] rochyorbust: hahahahah

Posted: 5/23/2007, 11:16 am
by Dr. Hobo
that was a long time ago :O

Posted: 6/9/2007, 12:42 pm
by Dr. Hobo
Dr. Hobo = me
a design for life = kruno

[00:00] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: theres a damn mosquito in the damn room somewhere but i dunno wher
[00:00] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: *where
[00:00] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i need to kill the bastard
[00:01] a design for life.: lmao
[00:01] a design for life.: RAID
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: nah i have a better tool
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: its like plastic chinese mad badminton racket
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: with a wire mesh and a rechargable battery
[00:01] a design for life.: lmao
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: you hit the button on it
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and fry the sons of bitches
[00:01] a design for life.: lmao
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: (it electrocutes em)
[00:01] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: its awesome
[00:02] a design for life.: wtf!?
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: it works well
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and can be used on any bug
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: lol
[00:02] a design for life.: what kind of badminton racket electrocutes!?!??
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and it hurts when YOU get electrocuted lol
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: it stings
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: its just a plastic thing
[00:02] a design for life.: lmao
[00:02] a design for life.: wtf is it!?
[00:02] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: its about the size of a badminton racket
[00:02] a design for life.: the purpose!?
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: killing bugs fool!
[00:03] a design for life.: OHHH lol
[00:03] a design for life.: I thought it was a real badminton racket
[00:03] a design for life.: so how do you fry the bugs? they land on it?
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: you could do that
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: but thats for pussies
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: real men hunt em down
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and fry em
[00:03] a design for life.: lmao
[00:03] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: hahaha
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: seriously tho.. thats the dumbest part of it
[00:04] a design for life.: these are Indian mosquitoes Sand.... they are RUTHLESS
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: its like finding a needle in a hay stack at times
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i know
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: they also carry malaria
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and west nile
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and east nile
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and every other nile
[00:04] a design for life.: LOL!!
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and like 50 million other diseases
[00:04] a design for life.: pleasant!
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: so i kill them
[00:04] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: kill em good
[00:04] a design for life.: lol!
[00:04] a design for life.: serving humanity.... one mosquito at a time
[00:05] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: thats me hahaha
[00:05] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: actually my aunt nearly died about a year or so ago after a trip here
[00:05] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: she either had a water borne illness or a mosquito borne illness
[00:05] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: for a 2-3 day period my dad was pretty well on "standby" ready to fly to san antonio to see her
[00:06] a design for life.: holy shit
[00:06] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i'd be at the store w/ mom serving like 4 customers at once
[00:06] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: while she sat at the comp on priceline getting ready to hit "purchase" or to find better tix and shit
[00:06] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: it was scary
[00:07] a design for life.: whoa
[00:07] a design for life.: and you live there!?
[00:07] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: yep :O
[00:08] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i sleep with my racket
[00:08] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: some prefer chicks
[00:08] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: some prefer dudes
[00:08] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i prefer electrocuting badminton sized rackets that kills mosquitos
[00:09] a design for life.: LMAO
[00:09] a design for life.: well said

Posted: 6/9/2007, 7:33 pm
by AnnieDreams
DNA Helicase is totally the best enzyme.

Posted: 6/16/2007, 10:46 pm
by faninor
Is Kruno a Manic Street Preachers fan?

Posted: 6/16/2007, 10:49 pm
by faninor
LordCrapBagXIII: :O
a1a2a3a4sink: :O
LordCrapBagXIII: sup?
a1a2a3a4sink: Not much. :O
a1a2a3a4sink: I get my diploma tomorrow. :O
LordCrapBagXIII: no shi? :O
LordCrapBagXIII: tomorrow is your grad?
a1a2a3a4sink: Yep.
LordCrapBagXIII: kick ass
LordCrapBagXIII: ^5
LordCrapBagXIII: looking forward to it?
a1a2a3a4sink: Yeah.
LordCrapBagXIII: it sounds nerve wracking to me :S
a1a2a3a4sink: It kinda is.
LordCrapBagXIII: its almost like getting married
LordCrapBagXIII: in ways I guess
LordCrapBagXIII: well maybe not
a1a2a3a4sink: Haha.
a1a2a3a4sink: In some ways yeah.
a1a2a3a4sink: I go stand in front of a lot of people and my name gets read and pictures get taken.
a1a2a3a4sink: But there's no party afterwards.
a1a2a3a4sink: Or sex.
LordCrapBagXIII: hahaha
LordCrapBagXIII: thats a huge let down!
LordCrapBagXIII: why bother I Say!
a1a2a3a4sink: I know, right?
a1a2a3a4sink: Fuck school.
LordCrapBagXIII: yeah
LordCrapBagXIII: go for the pussy straight away
LordCrapBagXIII: manwhoring for the win!

Posted: 6/17/2007, 2:07 pm
by Johnny
Crap Bag stands by his statement.

Posted: 6/20/2007, 1:38 pm
by Dr. Hobo
AnnieDreams wrote:DNA Helicase is totally the best enzyme.


i whole heartedly agree
:nod:

Posted: 6/20/2007, 1:39 pm
by Dr. Hobo
faninor wrote:Is Kruno a Manic Street Preachers fan?


kruno's a fucktard!

yeah i got nothin
no clue
i should ask him
or someone else should
since the jerks never on when i am :lol:

Posted: 6/20/2007, 1:40 pm
by Dr. Hobo
and for the hat trick....

"manwhoring for the win" :lol:
^5
i like it :lol:

Posted: 7/18/2007, 5:32 pm
by starseed_10
Image

Posted: 7/19/2007, 6:48 am
by Dr. Hobo
dude... that lion's got mad skillz
but melissa wont be pleased
the giraffe will drop kick the lion tho
true story

Posted: 7/21/2007, 8:59 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
:O :O

Posted: 7/21/2007, 10:05 pm
by starseed_10
giraffe just needs to push that whore in the water. Let's see him try to swim with those stick on his legs.
Plus there's like, sharks in there.



And these!
Image