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Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
i know the feeling

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
my dad is who i used to practice with

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
and he was always busy with work

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
so it took forever for me to get enough

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
for my bro.. i could take him and stuff

twisted every way says:
yeah. i would get miro to take me, but i think that might end badly

twisted every way says:
especially since his car is trash

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
ooooooooo

twisted every way says:
i can see it now "turn left" *car explodes*

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
hahaha

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
awwww

twisted every way says:
his car sounds like a rocket ship. it's horrifying

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
oh noes :O

twisted every way says:
and it's a car you usually see poor grandma's driving

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
OH

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
speaking of grandmas

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
my bro and i were driving the other day

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
and we're gettin onto the highway here (the I95) and we see this souped up, "pimped out" acura integra

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
and the lady driving it was like.. all wrinkly and old

twisted every way says:
hahahahaha

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
and like... old

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
i laughed so hard

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
so did he

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
it was great

twisted every way says:
oh man. gangsta grannies

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
exactly

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
now THAT should be the next installment of that fast and furious series

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
'the fast and the furious: gangsta grannies"

Dr. Hobo - any calls/txts from my cell # are not from me kthnx. says:
i'd pay to see that

twisted every way says:
haha. me too

haha me three

Steve says:
your life is so dramatic
Cas says:
Lol
yes I know
it could be a soap opera
Steve says:
nah... you aren't pregnant with an illegitimate child
Cas says:
yet
Steve says:
lol... what’s that supposed to mean?
Cas says:
Lol
nothing
I was kidding
Steve says:
I figured
well you can't say you didn't jinx it so watch out lol
Cas says:
Lol
eep
Steve says:
(pick an animal... any animal)
Cas says:
KITTY
Steve says:
the scary illegitimate child kitty will come and get you o.o
Cas says:
O.o
Steve says:
I’d watch out
kitties are sneaky little bastards
Cas says:
Martin is afraid of pregnancy so I think I shouldn't worry too much, he does enough of that for both of us, PLUS we aren't doing that...yet
Steve says:
well... that would be the legitimate child panda... im talking about the ILligitimate child kitty
Cas says:
What?
Steve says:
illegitimate child would be with someone you aren't dating
Cas says:
no
that would be someone you aren't married to
Steve says:
psh
well my definition is extended
Cas - Maybe there's a chance... says:
Lol
plus
I think my babies would be human at least
I try not to cross breed
Steve says:
hukitties!

You have just entered room "woooooooo."
xxAlways88xx: o.O
Unleashed Panic: .....?
Unleashed Panic: YAYYY
a1a2a3a4sink: Thanks for the invitation!
Unleashed Panic: ..................
xxAlways88xx: and you are?
a1a2a3a4sink: Josh. Who are all of you people?
xxAlways88xx: Who invited you?
Unleashed Panic: Um....why are you here.
a1a2a3a4sink: LO S T fanatic89 invited me.
xxAlways88xx: James
a1a2a3a4sink: I don't know who that is either.
xxAlways88xx: ?
Unleashed Panic: ....if you didn't know who it was why did you come?
a1a2a3a4sink: Because they invited me and I thought it would be rude not to.
xxAlways88xx: We wouldn't have cared.
a1a2a3a4sink: And possibly they were someone I know and I've just forgotten their screenname.
xxAlways88xx: We're rude people.
a1a2a3a4sink: Well rude people are people too, just because someone's rude doesn't mean I should be rude to them!
xxAlways88xx: ....
xxAlways88xx: go away
a1a2a3a4sink: Why?
xxAlways88xx: Because we don't want you here
a1a2a3a4sink: But clearly I was invited here for a reason.
xxAlways88xx: No
a1a2a3a4sink: Yes.
xxAlways88xx: $10 says James did it by accident
a1a2a3a4sink: To someone who probably isn't even on his buddy list? Doubtful.
Unleashed Panic: It's James....if you knew him.
Unleashed Panic: You wouldn't be suprised.
Unleashed Panic: Why is Hayley crying.
Unleashed Panic: Amy was like Stevie.
Unleashed Panic: Um...could you leave...cuz this is rather awkward.
xxAlways88xx: Don't you have people to talk to?
Unleashed Panic: ....that you know.
Unleashed Panic: I just ignored him.
Unleashed Panic: it.
Unleashed Panic: her.
Unleashed Panic: Whatever.
xxAlways88xx: lmao
Unleashed Panic: http://dchub.clumsymonkey.net/main.php? ... bcd8dfd9eb
Unleashed Panic: I googled his SN and that's him.
Unleashed Panic: lol
xxAlways88xx: You can track people down from their S/N's?
xxAlways88xx: creepy
Unleashed Panic: No.
Unleashed Panic: If they post it on a popular site you can.
xxAlways88xx: ew
Unleashed Panic: What came up for yours
xxAlways88xx: mine comes out
Unleashed Panic: Alexis's Profile @ idolforums.com
xxAlways88xx: up*
xxAlways88xx: ew
Unleashed Panic: OMGAW
Unleashed Panic: O_O
Unleashed Panic: I GOT A FULL PAGE.
xxAlways88xx: Celebrity Skin's Profile @ idolforums.com
Unleashed Panic: http://www.last.fm/user/UnleashedPanic/
Unleashed Panic: broken link.
Unleashed Panic: http://erica.vital-ize.com/board/index. ... rofile;u=3
Unleashed Panic: hahaha
Unleashed Panic: I forgot I was a part of that bored.
Unleashed Panic: And I'm a mod!
Unleashed Panic: :o
xxAlways88xx: bleedingpharoah - Profile
xxAlways88xx: Is that you?
Unleashed Panic: yes....from a LONG
Unleashed Panic: time ago.
xxAlways88xx: Uh has like 120 pages
Unleashed Panic: GOD MY FAVORITE TRIBE ALWAYS COMES CLSOE THEN LOOSES >:o
Unleashed Panic: GOD THEY PISS ME OFF
Unleashed Panic: They haven't won a single challenge yet.
Unleashed Panic: Has that weird dude said anything?
xxAlways88xx: nope
Unleashed Panic: I still can't believe Antonella didn't leave.
Unleashed Panic: Did another guy leave?
Unleashed Panic: o.O
xxAlways88xx: Nope
Unleashed Panic: Nicole or Alaina is leavvving.
xxAlways88xx: I think it's Nicole
Unleashed Panic: I am so good.
Unleashed Panic: :*
xxAlways88xx: and then Cam is gonna think it's rigged

Hahahahaha so after that, then someone else from that chat sent me a message. I lost the first few because I thought she finished talking, but then she kept on so here it is!

Jorface4eva: So, Josh, what do you do for fun?
a1a2a3a4sink: Umm, lately just work and school mostly. I watch some TV shows, I'm trying to learn to play guitar, and I like to record concerts of bands that I like when I get the chance.
Jorface4eva: Ooh me too [well work/school/tv]. And that's hot that you play guitar
a1a2a3a4sink: Haha.
a1a2a3a4sink: What TV shows do you watch?
Jorface4eva: America's Next top model/beauty and the geek/so you thinik you can dance/american idol
Jorface4eva: i'm a sucker for reailty tv
a1a2a3a4sink: Ah hahaha.
a1a2a3a4sink: I don't watch much reality TV.
Jorface4eva: it's amazing <333
Jorface4eva: rofl
a1a2a3a4sink: But I do love a show that's kinda like a mock documentary and the cameramen from it shot the first season of Survivor, so it has the look of a reality show kinda... called The Office.
a1a2a3a4sink: It's the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
Jorface4eva: Ooh i've heard about that
Jorface4eva: never actually watched it tho
a1a2a3a4sink: You should rent or download the first season or something and check it out. It's pretty great.
Jorface4eva: i think i shall :o
a1a2a3a4sink: Cool!
a1a2a3a4sink: Seriously I can't recommend that show enough.
a1a2a3a4sink: I downloaded it and watched it over Christmas break, then in January I went out and bought the DVD's because it was just that good.
Jorface4eva: :O ima hafta see it then
Jorface4eva: god i'm so horny
a1a2a3a4sink: Too much information!
Jorface4eva: how big is your dick?
a1a2a3a4sink: Actually I was lying and I'm a girl.
Jorface4eva: How ironic
Jorface4eva: I was lieing, I'm a guy
a1a2a3a4sink: Boys don't use punctuation on the Internet, it should've been obvious!
Jorface4eva: wow, that's such a discriminatory generlization.
Jorface4eva: Hey
Jorface4eva: http://dchub.clumsymonkey.net/ops/faninor.jpg
Jorface4eva: is that you?
a1a2a3a4sink: Most generalizations are.
Jorface4eva: Cuz if so, you're really cute
a1a2a3a4sink: Oh yeah, that's me. Guess I'm not a girl afterall huh.
Jorface4eva: hahahah
Jorface4eva: your realy cute
a1a2a3a4sink: Nah that's just how I looked before I got ugly.
Jorface4eva: hahah yeah right
Jorface4eva: i bet you have a huge cock
a1a2a3a4sink: I bet you do.
Jorface4eva: i'm agirl, dont have a dick
a1a2a3a4sink: I thought you said you were actually a guy though.
Jorface4eva: i was kidding
Jorface4eva: like you
a1a2a3a4sink: Or else that's not really my picture and I'm actually a girl.
Jorface4eva: yeah that is your picture, okey
a1a2a3a4sink: Maybe. It comes from this page: http://dchub.clumsymonkey.net/main.php?view=ops and it's obvious that several of those are fake pictures.
Jorface4eva: its obvious you're covering for your small penis
a1a2a3a4sink: How would that be obvious?
Jorface4eva: becaues you won't tell me
Jorface4eva: if you had a large one you wouldn't care to tell
a1a2a3a4sink: And if I had a small one I could just lie...
Jorface4eva: then why dont you?
a1a2a3a4sink: Because I don't care to play along.
Jorface4eva: ew loser
Jorface4eva: i thought you wanted to hug me like an animal
Jorface4eva: but okay then.
a1a2a3a4sink: Yes, hug.
a1a2a3a4sink: The Weezer version.
a1a2a3a4sink: Not fuck.
Jorface4eva: a'ighty
Jorface4eva: cuz its not ACUTALLY sex o.o
Jorface4eva: we just masturbate and talk
Jorface4eva: duh
a1a2a3a4sink: I'm aware of that hah.
a1a2a3a4sink: But why not just download some porn?
Jorface4eva: i am
a1a2a3a4sink: Awesome, good for you.
Jorface4eva: do you watch porn?
a1a2a3a4sink: Why do you care?
Jorface4eva: why are you such a dick?
a1a2a3a4sink: I didn't realize that I was.
Previous message was not received by Jorface4eva because of error: User Jorface4eva is not available.


Then I warned and blocked her, warning level 20% baby!

Then a few seconds later:

Unleashed Panic: DONT WARN HER. >:o


Annnnnnnnnnd a warning for you too buddy. 20%


Unleashed Panic: You're a realll tough guy.

And the blocking..... now!

Can't wait for their next friend to send me a message.

oh my lord....

bahahahaha

it's creepy, but hilarious.

You should've punched him/her in the wiener!

TDG says:
I think you should make it your first name, and your middle name your last name and your new last name your middle name.
Saman - "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes" says:
but...i don't have a middle name. the second statement throws the whole sentence out of the window
TDG says:
I meant your first name.
TDG says:
Make your first name your last name.
Saman - "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes" says:
so, iqbal ***** saman?
TDG says:
Why would you marry a guy with a swear word for a last name?
TDG says:
That seems a little... well whatever, it's not my life.
Saman - "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes" says:
hahahahahaha

Sarah: 166 says:
Question
Sarah: 166 says:
Should I add Rex Goudie as a friend on facebook?
Stacey says:
yes!
Sarah: 166 says:
or perhaps
Sarah: 166 says:
Melissa O'Neil?
Stacey says:
yeeees
Sarah: 166 says:
hahahhahah
Sarah: 166 says:
Rexie only has 44 friends. poor kid. no one likes him much
Sarah: 166 says:
facebook. <3

[19:35] Kicker774: I jsut happened to get somethign today that I figured on re-gifting to you
[19:35] Kicker774: It came from Lindsay originally
[19:35] arienrhodd4: lindsay....from the CM?
[19:37] Kicker774: No lindsay from the escort service
[19:37] arienrhodd4:
[19:37] arienrhodd4: stop cheating on me!!!

[01:43] sandnippy: oooo i got a new mail from "melissa"
[01:43] sandnippy: but it dont know if its giraffey
[01:43] sandnippy: or spam
[01:43] sandnippy: haha
[01:43] rochyorbust: haha
[01:43] rochyorbust: prolly spam
[01:43] sandnippy: and sexy sooz so far has not replied to my query about whether she wants to learn about the Communist Bunny Revolution
[01:43] rochyorbust: hahaha
[01:44] sandnippy: apparently it WAS giraffey
[01:44] sandnippy: she informed kindly that natasha beddingfield wants to have my babies
[01:44] rochyorbust: hahahahqa
[01:44] sandnippy: that means shes clearly joining the CBR
[01:44] sandnippy: VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
[01:45] rochyorbust: hahahahahaha
[01:45] rochyorbust: cbr
[01:45] sandnippy: communist bunny revolution

I don't understand that at all! :O

given the events at virginiia tech i decided to not post the news story that brought about the whole convo so it wont make much sense
but if you see me around on aim.. ask me then and i'll show you

[03:43] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i may get a bike
[03:43] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: like
[03:43] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: a motorbike
[03:43] Jo-ey: that's cool
[03:48] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: hahaha sometimes
[03:48] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: when theres no goats and stuff on the roads
[03:48] Jo-ey: hehe
[03:49] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i was scared!
[03:49] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i honked at them!
[03:49] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: they didnt move!
[03:49] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: so i slowed down like crazy
[03:49] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and honked
[03:49] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and said "HONK"
[03:49] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: and drove in between em somehow
[03:49] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: i was so scared tho haha
[03:49] Jo-ey: of goats? lol
[03:50] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: they were ALL around me :O
[03:50] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: it was like driving through a crowd of people in the eaton centre
[03:50] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: cept the people had 4 legs and small horns and they smelled funny
[03:50] Dr. Hobo: Too bad you're not DNA helicase cause i'd let you unzip my genes: oh and they all said baaaaaaaaah

your msn name is too long! i kept reading it and included your msn name in every sentence and was getting confused!

i know its long
i need to change it
but i havent decided on anything concrete to change it to

how bout just leavin it at dr. hobo!