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No

Have you ever wondered why "went" is a conjugation of "to go"? Isn't that random?

No. I hate all the stupid english rules. I never paid any attention to that shit and what did they reward me for when I graduated? English.

Have you ever subscribed to something on the internet, wanting a fee iPod, and the thing you subscribed to lyed out of it's ass and you had to sit on the phone for an hour to cancel?

No


Have you ever considered going on Fear Factor?

once, when it first came out and I was 11 or something.

Have you ever made someone cry on purpose?

no, but i have made myself cry on purpose, not sure if that counts.

have you ever balanced history books up on your head?

I've never been a balanced history book, no.

have you ever eaten a pomegranate?

Yes, they are yummy and good.

Have you ever wished you could eat Cold Stone three meals a day?

No

Have you ever been silly then felt loved?

Yes

Have you ever wished that people in the media worried about something worth worrying about?

YES!

have you ever gotten way down there, way down at the bottom of everything?

No,

Have you ever been so bored you wanted to jab your eyes out?

Yes

Have you ever been stuck on Bright Eyes lyrics?

Yes

Are you going to see Bright Eyes THIS SATURDAY?!

YES

ARE YOU FUCKING EXCITED!?!!

YES!!!!!


ARE YOU ALEX!!!?!?!?

Yes,


at least ive been IN alex!

have you ever won?

i hate you brad

YES!

are you going to see bright eyes a day before alex?

yes!

do you keep winning over and over?