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*uses Jedi powers to stop goose*

*just watches everyone else and laughs*

*uses the force to throw random crap and runs at johnathan with a lightsaber*

*beams Rusty into a black hole*

*fights his way back through the blackhole, and decapitates johnathan*

* erases Rusty from time and space*

*accepts his defeat, embraces never having existed*

*cracks open a cold beer and throws on some golf*

*joins grab a case of beer and heads to Jonny's*

*just looks at a beer and passes out drunk*

godamn there's alot of wal-mart propaganda on the cm lately.

xjsb125 wrote:*just looks at a beer and passes out drunk*

*antiques matt*

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hmmm beer and kidneys and subs in the same thread
i like it

In a thread with my name in the title, too. I don't drink, I... ok, I love the kidneys... but I can't eat most subs cos there's meat in them.

you can have vegetarian and non-alcoholic beer
while the rest of us have whatever subs we want and alcoholic beer (or other stuff for the non-beer drinkers)
oh and we can all listen to the kidneys sing

Sounds like a plan!! Can we play a rousing game of Cricket as well?

but i thought the kidneys were dead? isn't that why me and johnathan had that huge super battle because he ate the kidneys and said they would never sing again??? but cricket sounds fun can i play?

sure
y'all can play cricket
and for the record
i cloned the kidneys
i have enough of them locked up somewhere at a hidden location to last for many a year
and since my secret methods are well.. secret and i only told a few folks.. (my pup, the guy down the street.. some dude who said he was from cnn.. ummm uhhh.. that other guy.. and some other people.. and the dude from the verizon commercials.. he can definately hear them now.. and stuff.. a few others too i think) but anyways.. no one will ever find out my secret way to clone the kidneys and therefore they'll always sing

Yaay!! Kidneys.