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Posted: 5/26/2004, 3:54 pm
by One-Eye
Car Crash. Less likely to die.
Having fleas or having tapeworms?
Posted: 5/26/2004, 5:17 pm
by joe_canadian
fleas. itchiness I can live with. the knowledge that one of nature's grossest creations is noodling around my intestines I could not.
perpetually on the verge of a yawn you cannot satisfy.
or
perpetually on the verge of climax without ever getting there. work, sleep, a loved one's funeral, you're always in screaming heat. but never finished.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 5:21 pm
by One-Eye
Um... I thought the second option was called "adolescence", and since I managed to live through it once, I guess I could do it again.
Would you rather be a boy or girl?
Posted: 5/26/2004, 5:28 pm
by joe_canadian
no no, that's what adolescents want. sheesh, you need some good moofing.
boy, because I like girls more.
you are walking along, minding your own business, perhaps whistling a jaunty tune. SUDDENLY YOU ARE KICKED IN THE STOMACH. this happens to you once a week, every week, at a completely random time, for the rest of your life. you don't know what it's coming, but every week without fail: WHAM.
or
once a year you have to peel off your right big toenail without anaesthetic
Posted: 5/26/2004, 5:31 pm
by One-Eye
Kicked in the stomach. Adds that happy element of surprise to life.
Get a million dollars, or get laid (once) by ANYONE of your choice.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 5:33 pm
by joe_canadian
million dollars so I could buy a small piece of hawaii.
single piece of cake of your choosing.
or
a whole batch of cupcakes.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 5:48 pm
by Random Name
cupcakes.
brush your teeth with cheese
or have a mullet.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 5:48 pm
by One-Eye
Dude! Cupcakes! Hello yum!
Only able to listen to trance techno music for the rest of your life, or only able to listen to gangsta rap for the rest of your life?
Posted: 5/26/2004, 5:49 pm
by Random Name
pfft.
Posted: 5/26/2004, 5:56 pm
by One-Eye
WHY I OUGHTTA!!!
Posted: 5/26/2004, 6:44 pm
by Henrietta
gangsta rap, techno would put me out of my misery
having to crawl everywhere you go or having to walk backward everywhere you go?
Posted: 5/26/2004, 9:36 pm
by modern psychokitty
although walking backwards down a flight of stairs would suck, i'd take that over putting my hands on the ground where other people's disgusting germs have been. (oh, and it'd scratch up my knees horribly, and people would trip over me.)
^^^^^^^^(that's 8) i would like to be a girl that can spontaneously turn into a boy for a few minutes when it's time to give a urine sample. that's the only time i've ever wished i was a boy. i just felt the need to share that.
living with hiv or hepatitis c?
Posted: 5/26/2004, 9:38 pm
by lemonphile4
backward- less threat of someone stepping on your hands
would you rather know that you are eating something gross or find out later?
Posted: 5/26/2004, 9:41 pm
by modern psychokitty
if it was gross, wouldn't you be able to tell while you were eating it?
still, i'd rather it be later, i guess. much, much, much later. preferably on my deathbed.
living with hiv or hepatitis c?
Posted: 5/27/2004, 8:56 am
by mosaik
HIV
a stroke that paralyzes your entire left side or being parapalegic?
Posted: 5/27/2004, 9:17 am
by Henrietta
a stroke that paralyzes half of your body
having a constant headache or having a constant charlie horse in your calf?
Posted: 5/27/2004, 11:08 am
by mosaik
charlie horse for sure
but that would suck.
hit by a bus or hit by a semi?
Posted: 5/27/2004, 11:16 am
by modern psychokitty
semi... more likely to die. (i don't wanna be mutilated and half dead and have to suffer endlessly...)
killing yourself or killing your mother?
Posted: 5/27/2004, 11:18 am
by mosaik
mom.
snow white or sleeping beauty?
Posted: 5/27/2004, 11:27 am
by Neil
Sleeping beauty.......snow white was in to "midget-porn"
Wrestling Vanilla Ice, nekked....
or
Wrestling your oldest teacher, nekked, in vanilla ice cream