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these things never work out like they're supposed to. i think the best strategy for successful realationships is to keep it simple.

....Or just find a slut that will put out and go home. Who needs to talk anyways? It's highly overrated. Honestly, if Lauren never opened her mouth when we dated for nine months, she was perfect. But everytime she opened it to say something, pure stupid flowed out of her mouth and it hurt my head. The saddest thing about that, however, is that Lauren and I are the exact same person, so I can't help but wonder if people think I say the dumbest things ever.

I mean, her and I had a conversation about Wild and Crazy Kids today while eating lunch. I mentioned myself being like Omar Gooding (Cuba's little brother) and we just talked about it for an hour. Insane. God, people must hate me when I open my mouth.

i like chicks, chicks like me, well some do. all in all it's a sweet deal i got with them.

It's the Reno effect.

I thought the Reno effect was chlamydia. I don't see how that does anything for women....

damn alan, your on tonight. smart ass.

Well, I guess I'll stay away from Reno now.

It's what I do. If I wasn't good at being a smartass, I'd have nothing man, nothing. I guess I can see how green pus dripping from your dick could get a woman all hot and bothered...wait, no, I still can't. How do you do it Reno?

Rufus Wainwright wrote:....Or just find a slut that will put out and go home. Who needs to talk anyways? It's highly overrated. Honestly, if Lauren never opened her mouth when we dated for nine months, she was perfect. But everytime she opened it to say something, pure stupid flowed out of her mouth and it hurt my head. The saddest thing about that, however, is that Lauren and I are the exact same person, so I can't help but wonder if people think I say the dumbest things ever.

I mean, her and I had a conversation about Wild and Crazy Kids today while eating lunch. I mentioned myself being like Omar Gooding (Cuba's little brother) and we just talked about it for an hour. Insane. God, people must hate me when I open my mouth.

Please listen to the song "the package" by a perfect circle. It describes your method perfectly (and it's correct, too!)

went to a football game yesturday and hung out with some of my at school friends.

but tonight's friday... and i have no plans. I still don't know where i want to fit in. I'm friends with some of the popular folk... i tlaked to them a little bit at the game. but i spent most of my time with the less intelligent and less popular kids. I am an honor student too.

I don't know if i am good enough friends to go out of school and do stuff with any of them. And if i'm not and i ask them, then i'm afraid they will think of me as a loser who has no friends.

Well you gotta put yourself out there a little bit. This is what I did: I just found one of those people I wanted to be friends with and asked them to do something. Then they would a. make up an excuse b. come along or c. say they had plans and invite me along. That way you can start to fit in and see if you like them.

I think one of my best friends now hates me. Fucker.

Mine too. She just called me and we kind of yelled at eachother

Cass wrote:Well you gotta put yourself out there a little bit. This is what I did: I just found one of those people I wanted to be friends with and asked them to do something. Then they would a. make up an excuse b. come along or c. say they had plans and invite me along. That way you can start to fit in and see if you like them.

ok. Thanks. I do have some people at school that are really cool. So... i guess i'll wait for the new week to come and see what happens

thanks for your advice

Anytime.

I think it's good though, that you're friends with everyone. I mean, as surprising as it may be, I'm like that too. I associate with pretty much everyone at school as well, but I know which people care about me most, you know? Just do what Cass said, don't be afraid to invite people to do things with you. If they are follish about it, then they probably weren't worth it anyway.

I miss high school well, a little bit, anyways. I was actually pretty popular in high school, so that was friggin' cool. But, now that I'm in college (I graduated in '03, just started my first year of college) I'm just one of the thousands upon thousands of people there. I still hang out with my old buddies, plus some friends I've had for a while that live in the town my college is in, that I can finally see more often.

But, I digress, there are SO MANY CHICKS in college, that it's totally cool.
The only other thing I miss about high school is the easy-ness of it; I made A/B's in high school, and never studied. In college, I've actually gotta crack a book or two to keep my scholarship. Grr.

I am feeling really really alone and guilty right now.

I've lied to everyone. My good friends included. I've told them that i have gotten kissed and that i've had a girlfriend before. But i haven't and i feel like such a liar and a bad person. But this really popular girl, the one i was talking about... i am almost positive she likes me so i'm planning on asking her out. And i am scared that she will ask if i've had a kiss before. and if i say yes, i lie, if i say no, then she may tell other people and then i'll be labled a liar. Its all really sucky. and i feel really bad about it.

PLEASE tell me that i am not alone. PLEASE tell me that i am not the only 14 year old who has not ahd a girlfriend or a kiss before and lied about it!

GOD dammit i over analyze everythin!

chill out dude. i was 17 before i had my first boyfriend/kiss and a lot of my friends still haven't. if you actually like this girl, you won't lie to her.