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Posted: 6/30/2003, 2:59 pm
by Axtech
THAT'S IT! THE GREATEST PRODUCT EVER!!

The new "Whine no-more PJs!"

No more "you left the seat up, and it was dark, and I fell in. you should be more considerate, blah blah blah!"

Now, your wife or significant other can wear these "Whine no-more PJs!", with a toilet seat attatched to the buttocks. Now she can sit down with the seat up, and won't fall in!

Posted: 6/30/2003, 3:02 pm
by superrgirll
:uh:

Posted: 6/30/2003, 3:05 pm
by Axtech
Oh, don't give me that! :P

Posted: 6/30/2003, 3:07 pm
by Johnny
emily wrote:what happened when you had to take a shit?


Very,very carefully

Posted: 6/30/2003, 3:07 pm
by Axtech
How long did it take to come off?

Posted: 6/30/2003, 3:09 pm
by superrgirll
you should have used paint thinner. or nail polish remover. it would have came right off.

Posted: 6/30/2003, 3:11 pm
by Johnny
48 hours :uh:

Posted: 6/30/2003, 3:15 pm
by Axtech
:GASP:

So, were you home all of this time or what?

Posted: 6/30/2003, 3:17 pm
by Johnny
Yup. I was at home...thank goodness

Posted: 7/2/2003, 3:40 pm
by thirdhour
MORE MORE MORE! :evil:

Posted: 7/2/2003, 4:26 pm
by clumsychild_
holy shit...that's awesome :lol: :lol:

Posted: 7/2/2003, 4:41 pm
by Johnny
Not fun for me. In the end, I ended up pullong the seat off. It left a red ring around my bum :oops: :oops:

Posted: 8/14/2003, 12:03 am
by Johnny
Ummm

I used air freshener to make me smell good today. I didnt have any cologne and I though that would work( Ithought I smelled). So I took some and sprayed some "down stairs".

Well everything was fine for about ten minutes then...well I start to feel burning sensation downstairs. It steadily gets worse. I was like. WHAT THE FUCK??? AHHHHH!!! DAMMIT !! IT HURTS!!!

DAMMIT IT HURTS!!


SO I end up splashing some water down there and everything is ok now.


FOr a few brief seconds I smelled pine smelly fresh.

Posted: 8/14/2003, 12:13 am
by Dr. Hobo
:lol:

Posted: 8/14/2003, 12:34 am
by buzhwa
:lol: What about just a nice shower? :P

Posted: 8/14/2003, 6:00 am
by Axtech
:lol: :lol:

Posted: 8/14/2003, 7:22 am
by Clumsy7Thief
:lol: :lol:

Posted: 8/14/2003, 7:27 am
by gerri_cherry
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 8/14/2003, 9:21 am
by Johnny
buzhwa wrote::lol: What about just a nice shower? :P



I just had the shower......



which is another story. When I went to have my shower...well there was no cold water, so I had to have a scalding hot shower.


I'm a singing in the show-OWWWer. OWW!! HOT HOT HOT HOTOuch. Son of a bitch. Motherfucker!! Dammit!

Posted: 8/14/2003, 10:44 am
by p0tat0 girl
Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:
It was weird having my hand in an ass :uh:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry: :lol: that like little sentence thing made me almost cry, and the rest of the story had me almost peein meh pants.. :oops: