So a bird shats on my head today.......

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 6/30/2003, 2:59 pm

THAT'S IT! THE GREATEST PRODUCT EVER!!

The new "Whine no-more PJs!"

No more "you left the seat up, and it was dark, and I fell in. you should be more considerate, blah blah blah!"

Now, your wife or significant other can wear these "Whine no-more PJs!", with a toilet seat attatched to the buttocks. Now she can sit down with the seat up, and won't fall in!

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 6/30/2003, 3:02 pm

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 6/30/2003, 3:05 pm

Oh, don't give me that!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 6/30/2003, 3:07 pm

emily wrote:what happened when you had to take a shit?

Very,very carefully

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 6/30/2003, 3:07 pm

How long did it take to come off?

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 6/30/2003, 3:09 pm

you should have used paint thinner. or nail polish remover. it would have came right off.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 6/30/2003, 3:11 pm

48 hours

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 6/30/2003, 3:15 pm

So, were you home all of this time or what?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 6/30/2003, 3:17 pm

Yup. I was at home...thank goodness

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 7/2/2003, 3:40 pm

MORE MORE MORE! :evil:

clumsychild_ · Post by **clumsychild_** » 7/2/2003, 4:26 pm

holy shit...that's awesome :lol:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 7/2/2003, 4:41 pm

Not fun for me. In the end, I ended up pullong the seat off. It left a red ring around my bum :oops:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/14/2003, 12:03 am

Ummm

I used air freshener to make me smell good today. I didnt have any cologne and I though that would work( Ithought I smelled). So I took some and sprayed some "down stairs".

Well everything was fine for about ten minutes then...well I start to feel burning sensation downstairs. It steadily gets worse. I was like. WHAT THE FUCK??? AHHHHH!!! DAMMIT !! IT HURTS!!!

DAMMIT IT HURTS!!

SO I end up splashing some water down there and everything is ok now.

FOr a few brief seconds I smelled pine smelly fresh.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/14/2003, 12:13 am

buzhwa · Post by **buzhwa** » 8/14/2003, 12:34 am

What about just a nice shower?

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 8/14/2003, 6:00 am

Clumsy7Thief · Post by **Clumsy7Thief** » 8/14/2003, 7:22 am

gerri_cherry · Post by **gerri_cherry** » 8/14/2003, 7:27 am

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/14/2003, 9:21 am

buzhwa wrote::lol: What about just a nice shower?

I just had the shower......

which is another story. When I went to have my shower...well there was no cold water, so I had to have a scalding hot shower.

I'm a singing in the show-OWWWer. OWW!! HOT HOT HOT HOTOuch. Son of a bitch. Motherfucker!! Dammit!

p0tat0 girl · Post by **p0tat0 girl** » 8/14/2003, 10:44 am

Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:
It was weird having my hand in an ass

that like little sentence thing made me almost cry, and the rest of the story had me almost peein meh pants.. :oops: