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to your pants

wait until the summer is over and do it your self it doesn't hurt, I would know

dear friends and bethany,

i'm going to this hurricane party like tomorrow night, and this chick wants to go with me, but she's got a dude friend, that she can't really stand, and wants to break up with and what not. of course if i go with this chick everyone's gonna be like "dude, your here with that dude's chick....he's gonna kick your ass. (unlikely) but yeah it's kind of a problem or something, cause you know it's a hurricane, i mean it's a special event, i don't want to ruin it by having to deal with this guy talkin his shit and trying misserably to kick my ass. so.....what gives?

Reno in the path of the eye.

Though I'm not a part of the BAA, I'll put in my two cents... Judging by your football picture, this guy shouldn't be much of a problem.

Mr. Bojangles wrote:dear friends and bethany,

i'm going to this hurricane party like tomorrow night, and this chick wants to go with me, but she's got a dude friend, that she can't really stand, and wants to break up with and what not. of course if i go with this chick everyone's gonna be like "dude, your here with that dude's chick....he's gonna kick your ass. (unlikely) but yeah it's kind of a problem or something, cause you know it's a hurricane, i mean it's a special event, i don't want to ruin it by having to deal with this guy talkin his shit and trying misserably to kick my ass. so.....what gives?

Reno in the path of the eye.

Dear Reno's Eye Path,

That is some situation you got yourself into. The way I see it is, you should not only go with the girl, you should be prepared to do stuff with the girl. That way, if there's anything wrong with her, like a third nipple or that she's tucking something special between her legs, you find out right away, and you can vomit and leave. So for you to not hook it up with her penis-carrying body would be just ignorant. You got's to take what's offered man.

~Alan

that's nasty

in other words, go for it, tap that ass unless there's a penis or third nipple on her body. got it.

Now on to a nother problem,
THERE IS SOMEONE AT SCHOOL THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BETHANY, but not as hott

Well, if she looked EXACTLY like her wouldn't she be?

Josh wrote:Now on to a nother problem,
THERE IS SOMEONE AT SCHOOL THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BETHANY, but not as hott

Is this a question for me to answer? I am completely perplexed with this one. I mean, Josh says this is a problem, yet I have no idea what to answer this with? I mean, I suppose it's alright for the girl to look like Bethany, but wow. Josh, never skip your English classes ever again. You need all the help you can get.

I didn't skip any classes I was in class when i saw her. I was out riding the horses and there was the Bethany look-alike, and i was like

Dear Josh

I don't know if I should be flattered or shocked.
On one hand, you said I was hot. thanks.
On the other hand, the girl you said looked like me is in high school.
I am a 19 year old 3rd year college student.

so yeah.
um. thanks.

if you like the girl, walk up to her and be like, "dude, you look like this one girl i know..but she lives in michigan and is 19 years old"
and she'll be all flattered that she looks mature and shit

or she'll think you're stalking her...

umm...
you decide what you want to do.

Lots of Bethany lovin' goodness
-Bethany

Why doesn't Bethany write me notes

You have to ask her a question, fool.

Betcha I don't!!!

i think your wrong

It matters not.

laaaaaaando

See!! I told ya!! I win!
Ha!