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Posted: **3/8/2003, 10:40 am**

First stop calling them chicks.

Posted: **3/8/2003, 2:57 pm**

Thats a good point :nod:

Posted: **3/8/2003, 4:18 pm**

Johnathan wrote:Too True. My Girls' like that some times.

they're all like that

Posted: **3/8/2003, 5:07 pm**

i'm not...

Posted: **3/8/2003, 5:10 pm**

I can't make a decision to save my life. :neutral:

I have to look at all the consequences and everything that could go wrong and weigh the pros and cons and then make my final decision.

and don't ever take me to somewhere like an ice cream parlor....too many choices...

Posted: **3/8/2003, 5:17 pm**

pants off party's turn them on right

Posted: **3/8/2003, 5:27 pm**

It depends on the girl. Some girls like sensitive, guitar playing, poem writing guys like me.. others.. well, they like assholes dressed in thug clothing known as "gangstas"

Posted: **3/8/2003, 9:00 pm**

what about those of us in between, who don't play guitar or write poems, but aren't assholes?

Posted: **3/8/2003, 9:57 pm**

happeninfish wrote:i'm not...

What I meant to say is

"They're all like that.... except for alex"

Posted: **3/8/2003, 10:06 pm**

im not like that

Posted: **3/9/2003, 10:25 am**

joe_canadian wrote:what about those of us in between, who don't play guitar or write poems, but aren't assholes?

We are a rare breed dude

Guitars :drool:

Posted: **3/9/2003, 10:52 am**

yes we are

Posted: **3/9/2003, 11:20 am**

Josh wrote:pants off party's turn them on right

Pants off party's turn everyone on!

Posted: **3/9/2003, 12:25 pm**

espetialy you right

Posted: **3/9/2003, 1:44 pm**

I started the whole "Pants off Party" thing, your just one of the privilaged ones to see it in action

Posted: **3/9/2003, 1:45 pm**

Johnathan wrote:
joe_canadian wrote:what about those of us in between, who don't play guitar or write poems, but aren't assholes?

We are a rare breed dude

Guitars

one day we will take over and smite the assholes that give us a bad name :nod:

Posted: **3/9/2003, 1:51 pm**

i love jesus

Posted: **3/9/2003, 4:30 pm**

Annie wrote:It depends on the girl. Some girls like sensitive, guitar playing, poem writing guys like me.. others.. well, they like assholes dressed in thug clothing known as "gangstas"

Um, then why did you go out with a guy who liked rap?

Posted: **3/9/2003, 4:37 pm**

OK, I will give internet dating advice as best as I can, seeing I met one of my girlfriends via the computer. OK, first off, you have to talk to the person. I cannot stress this enough, speaking is good and just staring is bad. After you opened up the communication, the first five or ten minutes of speaking are the most important. They pretty much can determine if there's a chance for a relationship or just a pointless friendship. Be yourself, while trying to throw some humor in. Don't make it seem too serious or the girl will be scared off. After you start to get to know the girl through conversation, ask her what kind of music she listens to. If it isn't the same kind of music you listen to, just walk away, it's not worth sticking around for, unless you can tolerate stuff like Britney Spears and DMX. After that, if she is still talking to you and gives you her number, there is a good chance that something can happen. After that, you are on your own, seeing that my words can't get people sex or anything. Your true personality will have to dictate what comes from it.

Oh, and if you want to kiss her, I have the easiest way to get a girl to kiss you back. Randomly kiss her on the cheek. I have done this with every single girl I ever made out with. Kiss her on the cheek, then when she looks at you, if she doesn't like disturbed, go ahead and kiss her on the lips. If she isn't a prude, you will end up making out with her.

That is my advice, it works 9 times out of 10.

Posted: **3/9/2003, 4:42 pm**

I've got little experience with the women-folk, but so far I've found that kissing on the cheek = :thumbs:

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