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So last night, I dreamt I was flying an F-14. It was cool until I was shot down and was rescued by Master Splinter and The Ninja Turtles.

What exactly is not cool about the motherfather NINJA TURTLES?

The fact that they were metro sexuals

Well.. ya got me there

Twas scary.

i'm proud (?) to say that i had my first cm-related dream last night. in it, i was at work, at the tills, and two males appeared out of nowhere and began talking to me. in my mind, i connected them as both being from the cm..one looked like lando, but i called jim (which is odd, seeing as i've never actually held a conversation with jim or anything) and the other one...was just there.

um. crappy dream.

What an odd dream....

A few weeks ago, I had a dream that Matt died in a boat.

wow.. ive never had a cm related dream

I've only had ones about people that I've actually hung out with and stuff.

Sonya wrote:i think one of my craziest dreams was this one that i had a few months ago about a weird-ass CM meet up here in Vancouver... it ended up with Melissa and I driving around Squamish in a double-decker bus looking for Matt's giant WalMart castle.

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yesterday, in english class we had to bring up the weirdest dream we've ever had, so it made me think of this. this morning i begged Jason to email me the MSN conversation where i told him about this dream, and now that i read back on it, i love it so much.

(remember, this is an MSN conversation, and only my side of the convo.):


okay, something happened, and i don't remember what, but for some reason all the CMers wanted to come to Vancouver. it had something to do with the Horeshoe Bay ferry terminal, i remember that! so we decided that all the CMers, (except for BCers, Albertans, and Washington Staters) would all fly to Toronto first, and then all take a long flight to Vancouver. So then they did. so once everybody was

here, we all had this weird party at a burlesque house or something, and then went to this haunted house. (or were they the same place? i don't remember.) Alan started freaking out, and then his head turned into a mushroom, and, because we were all hungry, we ate it.

we all started seeing colours.

[around here, Jason asked if we got high on the mushroom.]

lol, i think so, since everything went all hippy-ish. i remeber a yellow submarine passing by, so, i assume so.

[i can't remember what he asked me around here, but obviously, something was said. ]

lol, i'm pretty sure, because you, Nikki, Dominika, Lando (who i remeber looked strangely like Bob Saget) and someone else (i think it was Rob Marshall, but i'm not quite sure) we all jumped on it, and it took us aaaalll to Lions Bay on a cloud.

like, the submarine kind floated over the water, on a little cloud of mist.

Nikki got eaten by a horse/pig dealie.

Okay, so after Nikki got eaten by the...thing, we all ran away and didn't even attempt to save her, although Rob stole an arm and started eating it as we were runnning up the mountain.

Dom did something that made her head explode into another mushroom that was slowly turning purple. Thinking that this was a "special" mushroom, we all ate it, but Dom was still kinda alive, and we all started calling her Mushroom Head (of course)

we slid down the mountain on Santa's sleigh (reindeer and all) and somehow Chuckie from the Rugrats ended up wearing a Santa outfit.
guiding our sleigh.

woops. on the way down, the sleigh did this kind of whiplash dealie, and you flew off to Tibet. ((for some reason, i remeber Rob mentioning Tibet.))

so Lando/Bob Saget, purple mushroom Dom and I were left.
oh, and Chucky/Santa too.

Chucky/Santa unleashed all the reindeer, and they turned into flowers, but somehow we all started talking about going to Matt's house, because the Northern Lights were gonna kill us all.

Chucky/Santa said he could turn into a pigeon, so we all jumped on his back, and we flew to Squamish.

Chucky/Santa/Pigeon Man left us in the middle of Squamish, and then Melissa comes by in a double-decker bus, and saves us!

Dom explodes, (simply because, well, her head is a mushroom), Lando/Bob Saget turns into a chicken, and Mel and I go wandering off in her double-decker bus around Squamish.
i remember waking up at this point, turning off my alarm clock, and then going back to sleep.

Mel and I wander off, and we pass by Matt's fucking huge walmart mansion 3 times, before realizing tht he's the King of the Universe. or something.

And THAT's the part where my mom shakes me awake, because I'm 45 minutes late for school.

i..exploded?

hahahahah

*Eats Dom*

I have been having the most lucid dreams lately - keep in mind im on alot of drugs - but ... gah!

*runs and hides*

Theyre all so freakin weird.

I had a dream that I had a baby, and that i lost it, and couldnt find it. I wasn't scared though, i was just telling people "as a matter of fact" like, "hey rachel, i had a baby yanno. Yeah i did." "Where is it sarah?" "I dont know. BUt i had a baby." then i kept talking to new people and we were hanging out at a convenience store but there was a backroom with a bedroom like at my old house, and I kept "zooming out" to see me and two of my friends just dorkin around int he room like digging through the closet and drawers and something about candy and a backpack, then the shopkeeper person came back and yelled at us, then i walked out the door and i was at a summer camp-ish area, and we got into this red geo-like car and drove away and i kept talking about my baby that i gave birth to but couldnt remember when or if it hurt or anything.


*breathes*

And then i think i woke up.

Themes: losing things, sharing things, friends, and creation. and candy.

i had a craaazy dream that i was a bat and i could fly, and i went on some crazy perilous adventure and escaped by the skin of my teeth.

i've had a lot of these dreams lately. just goes to show you how boring my life is.

i had a dream about a boy who i haven't seen in a long time. it was kind of weird.

:O
according to superstitions, if you dream about someone you havent seen for a very long time it means they died

well, that can't be good.

Sonya wrote:Nikki got eaten by a horse/pig dealie.

Okay, so after Nikki got eaten by the...thing, we all ran away and didn't even attempt to save her, although Rob stole an arm and started eating it as we were runnning up the mountain.

ROB, WHY?!?