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^ yeah, its used like that too

Fras wrote:My Building is on Fire!

Apparently some tool on the 23rd floor had a kitchen fire. but there was smoke coming out. Now I have to listen to a REALLY LOOUD, ANNOYING BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP fucking BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP argh BEEP BEEP BEEP. but there are like 10 fire trucks outside, and a hose so it's cool Why does danger excite us? I dunno..BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

aaaargh, my dads old building used to have a fire alarm that would NOT TURN OFF no matter what. For some reason, it only went off at like 3 oclock in the moring, then it wouldnt turn off til like 8

and cass, cass my friend...WHAT?!

Ahh, East Quad fire alarms: something I definitely don't miss from not living in the dorms anymore.

we use the term...we ripped their panties.

I need to do laundry today. I'am out of undies.

For $14.95, I can officially buy koufaxmusic.com, the website of my favorite band, Koufax. I dunno if I should do it. I am thinking about it.

Hey Alan. How long have Koufax been around?

and cass, cass my friend...WHAT?!

Muwhahahaha!

Wow, so far my job rocks. I just got a phone call telling me to come in with my schedule on the first day I want to work. Definitely cool. Has to be 10 hours, can't be more than 20. Now to decide how many hours I want...

There was a moose in my backyard today.

ew. the ant infestation of my apartment has sunk to new levels...

you know in the deftones change video how the whole house is trashed after that party and all the ants are crawling all over everything? yeah well it looks like the deftones threw a party in my bathtub... there are literally HUNDREDS of ants crawling around in there right now.

and i'm not supposed to kill them either since maintenence put this poison around and the ants need to live to carry it back to and poison the nest. but i mean... i'm looking at these ants and they are NOT carrying clumps of that goop... they're carrying other dead ants... i can't even take it i'm gonna be sick if i have to take a shower in that...

eww where are they taking the dead ants? do you think they are going to eat them!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

yup. i'm really not thinking they have any qualms about cannibalism.

ew... and to think they used to be crawling in my bed too. *tries to hold down chunks*


i mean i'm no wuss, i can handle a few ants, or even spiders, here and there, but when you're talking this kind of bulk quantity... it's just horribly disgusting...

Yech, sick again.

i went to the doctor because i thought i was getting one flu shot, but i ended up getting two shots instead. now both my arms are sore.

yeah i should get a flu shot....

last year my roommate got a flu shot and i was like nah i won't get a shot, i never get the flu.

and i got the flu. and it was not fun. not fun at all.

Yeah I never get the flu either.

Ewww. that is horribly disgusting.

i've never ever had the flu .. and i've never bothered getting the flu shot .. just lucky i guess i've always been around the flu too .. but just never get it ..

yeah me too
and then i got it last year


VERY not fun.

i never get sick .. not even colds .. so i think eventually i'll just end up dying of a deadly disease .. all the diseases are just saving themselves for that one big death sentence

My hair hurts. I dont know why but, my hair hurts

as dumb as this is, mine hurts too... right at the roots... i dunno, but if i touch it, it hurts...

the longer it gets, the more it hurts... the more i wear a toque, the more it hurts...

That only happens to me when I've had it in a pony tail all day.

Weirdos.