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KS please?
RB no
KS meh
RB blah
KS yarrrr
RB argh
KS haha

rochyorbust (7:26:36 AM): i asked josh about coming to kelowna
rochyorbust (7:26:38 AM): he said no
SoozyJ22 (7:26:48 AM): yeah, i asked too
rochyorbust (7:27:20 AM): oh well, we get to have a few nights without any icky boys to live with
SoozyJ22 (7:27:26 AM): haha
SoozyJ22 (7:27:36 AM): but isn't josh a little girl really?
rochyorbust (7:27:38 AM): hahahahhahaha
rochyorbust (7:27:48 AM): soooo going in the aim conversation thread

happeninfish (4:57:21 AM): OH GOD
happeninfish (4:57:26 AM): I JUST TRIED TO DRINK SOME WATER
happeninfish (4:57:31 AM): BUT IT WASTN WATER
sandnippy (4:57:36 AM): OH NOES
happeninfish (4:57:37 AM): IT WAS JESS'S GOLDSCHLAGER
sandnippy (4:57:41 AM): VODKA?
happeninfish (4:57:42 AM): MY MOUTH IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE
sandnippy (4:57:43 AM): OH NO
happeninfish (4:58:18 AM): oh man
happeninfish (4:58:27 AM): i turned the bfauct one and stuck my tongue under it
happeninfish (4:58:35 AM): but it still taests like ginger hearts
happeninfish (4:58:36 AM): shiit
sandnippy (4:59:18 AM): ewwww
sandnippy (4:59:21 AM): i sowwy!
happeninfish (5:01:36 AM): haha
happeninfish (5:01:38 AM): ewwwww is right
happeninfish (5:01:39 AM): eww
sandnippy (5:06:11 AM): i dont remember goldschlager well
happeninfish (5:06:27 AM): it tasteslike cinnamon hearts
happeninfish (5:06:45 AM): it's clear except for floaty gold bits
sandnippy (5:06:53 AM): i remember hte gold bits
happeninfish (5:06:59 AM): they cut up your stomach lining
sandnippy (5:07:01 AM): i so typed god bits
sandnippy (5:07:04 AM): O_O
happeninfish (5:07:07 AM): to make the alcohol absorb faster
sandnippy (5:07:13 AM): im so going to hell
happeninfish (5:07:16 AM): ?


happeninfish (5:07:18 AM): lol
sandnippy (5:09:13 AM): god bits seems um
sandnippy (5:09:18 AM): sacreligous
happeninfish (5:09:18 AM): lololol
happeninfish (5:09:23 AM): nicely doner
happeninfish (5:09:25 AM): -e
happeninfish (5:09:28 AM): +e
happeninfish (5:09:31 AM): -r
happeninfish (5:09:37 AM): lo
happeninfish (5:09:38 AM): l
sandnippy (5:09:43 AM): hahaha

I vaguely remember leaving that glass out. Vaguely.

Oh man, that shit was TERRIBLE. I dumped it out today and there was like white gooey stuff floating in it? WTF?

happeninfish (4:00:22 AM): OH
happeninfish (4:00:29 AM): and to answer your question from about 34 years ago
happeninfish (4:00:33 AM): yeah that's me in my msn pic
happeninfish (4:00:34 AM): haha!
sandnippy (4:00:39 AM): i knew htat
sandnippy (4:00:44 AM): but what are you doign?!
sandnippy (4:00:51 AM): it looks like your eating chicken
happeninfish (4:00:55 AM): shmokin' teh sheesha
happeninfish (4:00:58 AM): LOL
happeninfish (4:01:02 AM): WTF
sandnippy (4:01:14 AM): i have no clue what sheesha is but im gonna assume its not chicken
happeninfish (4:01:16 AM): *change*
happeninfish (4:01:19 AM): hookah?
sandnippy (4:01:24 AM): oh yeah!
sandnippy (4:01:26 AM): hookah
sandnippy (4:01:29 AM): i know that stuff
sandnippy (4:01:34 AM): by that name
sandnippy (4:01:41 AM): any chance i'll get to see the full sized pic?
sandnippy (4:01:57 AM): (after my chicken comment)
happeninfish (4:02:44 AM): agh stupid aim!!
sandnippy (4:02:58 AM): :o sorry!
sandnippy (4:03:28 AM): OH
sandnippy (4:03:31 AM): THATS SMOKE!
happeninfish (4:06:15 AM): HAHA
happeninfish (4:06:29 AM): alexandra says:

what does it look like i'm doing in my display picture

alexandra says:

i'm taking a survey now because someone thought i was eating a chicken. which makes little sense.

"You're a ranting, raving, crazy little man...with a monkey head" says:

seductively eating cotton candy

alexandra says:

sigh.

"
sandnippy (4:07:03 AM): it looked like a chiken umm breast? leg? whatever im new to the chicken eating game.. anyways.. it liked one of those with a white stick shoved into it.. like a handle
happeninfish (4:07:15 AM): o... kay
happeninfish (4:07:16 AM): lol
happeninfish (4:07:22 AM): "You're a ranting, raving, crazy little man...with a monkey head" says:

its a hot picture though

"You're a ranting, raving, crazy little man...with a monkey head" says:

your smoking at a hooka
happeninfish (4:07:29 AM): see he figured it out
happeninfish (4:07:36 AM): so i'm keepin it. lol.
sandnippy (4:07:40 AM): you DO look hot
sandnippy (4:07:47 AM): that was my first thought
happeninfish (4:07:52 AM): it's all the carcinogens and cyanotype
sandnippy (4:07:59 AM): then i got confused by the faux chicken
happeninfish (4:08:00 AM):
happeninfish (4:08:01 AM): haha!

then later:

sandnippy (4:17:07 AM): the funny thing is... i STILL see the chicken with a handle in that small pic... even tho i know what it is
sandnippy (4:17:11 AM): and its still damn hot
happeninfish (4:17:14 AM): i still don' see it
happeninfish (4:17:17 AM): but thank you lol
sandnippy (4:17:17 AM): and by "it" i mean you
sandnippy (4:17:24 AM): i dunno why i said it
happeninfish (4:17:30 AM): the pic = it
sandnippy (4:17:45 AM): well in my head
it = the chicken
sandnippy (4:17:53 AM): basically... if you trace around the smoke
sandnippy (4:17:56 AM): and look at the shape of it
sandnippy (4:18:09 AM): from your mouth
happeninfish (4:19:21 AM): ...
happeninfish (4:19:38 AM): so it would be just... sticking straight out?
happeninfish (4:19:39 AM): i see
sandnippy (4:19:59 AM): i dont know! i dont know how you eat chicken lady
happeninfish (4:20:26 AM): haha
sandnippy (4:20:28 AM): wait.. drumstick! thats the part im thinknig of
i think
anyways.. its like you have the bone in your mouth
happeninfish (4:20:32 AM): hahahhaha
happeninfish (4:20:35 AM): you are so weird
happeninfish (4:20:36 AM): <3

happyxfishy: jordondo!
Jordan the Tuna: Hahaha
Jordan the Tuna: Hannah always calls me that
happyxfishy: really?
Jordan the Tuna: Not Hannah Cook, Hannah Walker
happyxfishy: damn! nothing is original in this world anymore.
happyxfishy: damn.
happyxfishy: there's no emoticon for the hermit crab face.
Jordan the Tuna:
happyxfishy: it would be so cool if there was
happyxfishy: but no one would ever look at that face and say "oh look! a hermit crab!"
Jordan the Tuna: True
happyxfishy: hehe
happyxfishy: it's great.
happyxfishy: courtie made me do that face yesterday
happyxfishy: she really wanted to see it! haha
Jordan the Tuna: Hahaha
Jordan the Tuna: STREBLO
happyxfishy: yees!
happyxfishy: i LOVE that movie
happyxfishy: it's so great

fras's current msn nick:

":'( I got a boo boo biking - When doing an Alley-oop 180, don't try to stop urself with your face :S"

*giggles*

Jenmas says:
And now I'm frustrated because I'm very easily... whatchamadoodle. You know... if I can't think of something, like the correct way to phrase a sentence so that it both gets across my point and sounds prettyful, then my mind immediately wanders and I just sort of become comatose and stuff. It happened up there, at the start of this message. The word wouldn't come to me, so rather than take like five seconds to think it through, I absent-mindedly typed whatchamadoodle. Good game, brain.
Saman - "Your heart is so beautiful to the point where it makes me sick" says:
...distracted?
Jenmas says:
Touché.

Bah hahaha

x cSp u Llx: i missed you yesterday in this strange, awful way.
x cSp u Llx: it's part of how i know i'm completely in love with you.
x cSp u Llx: every time the people on tv kissed i hated it because i wanted to kiss you and tell you i loved you. it was awful, awful, awful. :-(
happyxfishy: really?
x cSp u Llx: yes.
x cSp u Llx: why, is that silly?
x cSp u Llx: it might be silly.
happyxfishy: no, you're just so cute.


x cSp u Llx: you're fabulous, babe.

happeninfish (10:35:20 PM): i says noooooo
happeninfish (10:35:24 PM): you're gonna drooooown
sandnippy (10:35:29 PM): uh oh
happeninfish (10:35:29 PM): and he says nooooo
happeninfish (10:35:33 PM): i can't drown!
sandnippy (10:35:34 PM): i did?
happeninfish (10:35:38 PM): simple because
sandnippy (10:35:41 PM): well i DO know how to swim!
happeninfish (10:35:45 PM): a man destined to hang could never drown
sandnippy (10:35:49 PM): shit
happeninfish (10:35:51 PM): lol
sandnippy (10:35:55 PM): this isnt looking good
happeninfish (10:35:58 PM): a man desitned to drown could never burn
sandnippy (10:36:11 PM): lies! i have sunburns to prove it!
happeninfish (10:36:13 PM): a man destined to fry could never ever die in any other way than frying
happeninfish (10:36:33 PM): i'm lucky that i'm dying by hanging and not drowning.
sandnippy (10:36:36 PM): oh bloody hell! im in florida! why didnt tell me BEFORE i came here! its hot!
sandnippy (10:36:41 PM): and frying like weather!
happeninfish (10:36:43 PM): now that we got that straight, can't i just be left alone?
happeninfish (10:36:47 PM): i want to take a fucking bath.
happeninfish (10:36:52 PM): THE END.
sandnippy (10:37:01 PM): are you saying i smell?
happeninfish (10:37:06 PM):
happeninfish (10:37:11 PM): like burning, apparently

alexandra says:
i could write blockbusters
Theres mothafuckin' snakes on the mothafuckin' plane! says:
do it
alexandra says:
Tarantulas In A Taxi
alexandra says:
"One man...
alexandra says:
"One taxi....
alexandra says:
"Hundreds of furry legs...
alexandra says:
"No way out."
Theres mothafuckin' snakes on the mothafuckin' plane! says:
hippopotamaus on a hover craft
alexandra says:
that sounds like a rob schneider vehicle

happyxfishy: my mom picked them out
x cSp u Llx: gauchos are the ugliest thing since krancich san
happyxfishy: i laughed at her and it was funny
happyxfishy: i agree. but they are comfy and i'm lazy.
happyxfishy: on the brightside i have a really cute green shirt.
x cSp u Llx: NO YOU ARE STUPID AND FAT AND NO LONGER THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
happyxfishy: okay wow
happyxfishy: thanks
x cSp u Llx: YOU ARE THE LOVE OF ST CLAYA SANS LIFE!
x cSp u Llx: ha!
happyxfishy: oh.
x cSp u Llx: that's how mad i am you bought gaucho pants.
happyxfishy: ha
x cSp u Llx: if you got a shrug sweater, i swear to god i will kill myself right now.
happyxfishy: ha. no.
happyxfishy: i don't even know what that is. so no.
x cSp u Llx: i might anyway!
x cSp u Llx: gaucho pants!
happyxfishy: you won't ever have to see them god.
happyxfishy: i bought them to sleep in.
x cSp u Llx: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhhhh
x cSp u Llx: that's how i feel right now
happyxfishy: but i won't sleep in them at your house, no fucking worries.
happyxfishy: fine
x cSp u Llx: i'm listening to OUTKAST that's how i feel



^ she's strange and so am i

Johnny says:
JOHNNY <3's MADE OF STEEL!

alexandra says:
http://www.humandescent.com/NewVersion/ ... ge&img=566
kerri says:
what an odd, but classy, creature
alexandra says:
i thought of you

hunting burgers, gathering fries says:
i am wondering if it is possible to cover an entire house in felt
(queen of cans and jars) says:
is this a future endeavour?
hunting burgers, gathering fries says:
ya

***NAME CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT***

[INNOCENT]: i've done so much thinking today it's sick lol
BringBackTheSun1: so go to bed
[INNOCENT]: i am
BringBackTheSun1: ooh wait
[INNOCENT]: no uploads! lol
BringBackTheSun1 wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\My Documents\My Music\iTunes\iTunes Music\Our Lady Peace\Our Lady Peace Live\18 Drive (Live DVD).mp3.
BringBackTheSun1: lol
BringBackTheSun1: i win
[INNOCENT]: nope
BringBackTheSun1: dammit
[INNOCENT]: decline!
BringBackTheSun1: bah
BringBackTheSun1: you suck
[INNOCENT]: i'm not getting into pedestrian...
[INNOCENT]: keane is better lol
BringBackTheSun1: you don't like them?
BringBackTheSun1: haha
[INNOCENT]: eh...too slow
BringBackTheSun1: you have shitty taste in music
BringBackTheSun1: LOL
[INNOCENT]: maybe i need to be in the mood
[INNOCENT]: umm
[INNOCENT]: no
BringBackTheSun1: haha

justwannagetin (12:04:14 PM): hiya! Matt or someone may have already found out the name of the Jay and Emtee tune but Jay just got back to me... let me know if you need it
rochyorbust (12:04:25 PM): hey hey!
rochyorbust (12:04:34 PM): nope, nobody found out yet
justwannagetin (12:04:55 PM): He just sent me a message saying that it's called "I Want to Be"
rochyorbust (12:05:01 PM): haha makes sense
rochyorbust (12:05:11 PM): *renames file*

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justwannagetin (12:10:41 PM): ooh Shelley posted my Moncton pics
justwannagetin (12:11:07 PM): did you see the girl who sent an Ottawa review?....Kate I think is her name
justwannagetin (12:11:08 PM): oy
rochyorbust (12:11:47 PM): oh dear, i didn't
rochyorbust (12:11:48 PM): bad?
justwannagetin (12:11:57 PM): mostly about Steve
justwannagetin (12:12:00 PM): not about the show
rochyorbust (12:13:26 PM): oh god
rochyorbust (12:13:29 PM): i'll have to go read haha
justwannagetin (12:13:38 PM): do it!!
justwannagetin (12:14:05 PM): Jer's line is my highlight
rochyorbust (12:14:12 PM): haha ut oh
rochyorbust (12:21:06 PM): *goes to read now*
rochyorbust (12:21:27 PM): woah that's long haha
justwannagetin (12:21:41 PM): long and not well written
rochyorbust (12:21:55 PM): haha oh dear
rochyorbust (12:22:46 PM): "beloved"?!?! HAHAHAH
justwannagetin (12:23:01 PM): yeah, she's nuts
rochyorbust (12:23:18 PM): why do people give them pictures of themselves with them?
rochyorbust (12:23:22 PM): they don't want those
rochyorbust (12:23:25 PM): gail does that, too
justwannagetin (12:23:35 PM): this is a story about her love of steve... not sure why she'd want to send into olp.cc

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rochyorbust (12:25:38 PM): "and the girl from Montreal that stood outside in the cold in a tank top for like 2 hours!"... why would you do that?
rochyorbust (12:25:45 PM): i've stood in the cold before
rochyorbust (12:25:49 PM): but DRESS APPROPRIATELY
rochyorbust (12:25:50 PM): geez
justwannagetin (12:26:14 PM): I believe that above I said "yeah, she's nuts"... that applies here as well
rochyorbust (12:26:54 PM): hahahaha
rochyorbust (12:28:01 PM): " Of course he did, you're a girl" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
rochyorbust (12:28:04 PM): *dies*
justwannagetin (12:28:07 PM): LOL
rochyorbust (12:28:14 PM): best. response. ever.
justwannagetin (12:28:14 PM): best. response. ever!
justwannagetin (12:28:18 PM): OMG!
rochyorbust (12:28:18 PM): hahahahahhahahaha
rochyorbust (12:28:19 PM): ^5
rochyorbust (12:28:32 PM): oh my god that's amazing hahahahahhahaha
justwannagetin (12:28:54 PM): clearly we're on the same wavelength here
justwannagetin (12:28:55 PM): lol
rochyorbust (12:29:01 PM): hahahahaha
rochyorbust (12:29:13 PM): god that's funny
rochyorbust (12:29:18 PM): i love how jer wouldn't even talk to her
justwannagetin (12:29:22 PM): she thought she was all special...
justwannagetin (12:29:23 PM): lol
justwannagetin (12:31:14 PM): My highlight used to be Jer's response... now it's "best. response. ever"... we typed that in the same second... holy crap.
rochyorbust (12:31:46 PM): hahahahahah

The "review" we're making fun of is here: http://www.ourladypeace.cc/fanreviews/2 ... 6-kate.htm