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i saw a spider today when i was doing laundry. i was scared it was going to jump on my head

i am terrified of spiders

i agree
i once had one nearly crawl over my foot when i was at my aunt's house
twas big
very big
like 2 inches big
and it was hairy
and i was in barefeet
i came quite close to bruising my ass on the table i dropped and nearly landed on

i was sleeping on my air mattress (i had no bed for like a year when i first moved out) and i felt something on my leg, so i brushed it away half asleep .. then i realized i had brushed SOMETHING off my leg .. i was out of that bed and the light was on within seconds and i saw this huge black thing run away.

never. ever. will i sleep on a floor again

xoNoDoubt69 wrote:i saw a spider today when i was doing laundry. i was scared it was going to jump on my head

I read that as "I saw a spider today doing laundry".

Awesome mental images.

I'm watching Sex and The City.....again

I'm running out of cocaine.

xcinminspiderx wrote:I'm running out of cocaine.

i don't have cocaine .. but i can hook you up with something else

Ecstasy?

baha ..

i really need sleep

Me too, but I don't want any.

Sleeeeeep.

*goes to text message you*

mwahaha

clumsychild_ wrote:Me too, but I don't want any.

same.

xcinminspiderx wrote:Sleeeeeep.

*goes to text message you*

mwahaha

:O! you better hope you don't waker her up! i have been awoken by text message before and it wasn't fun

I wouldn't do that..

i saw you do it!

So you're stalking me now?