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Posted: 12/14/2005, 4:49 am
by happening fish
Says you, RICKY.
Posted: 12/14/2005, 5:07 am
by nikki4982
Posted: 12/14/2005, 8:59 am
by Henrietta
or maybe you want something more than friends
With one guy. All the rest I only want as friends. But they're the ones I should want because they are so nice. Of course, I think they may just like the challenge.
Posted: 12/15/2005, 8:39 pm
by Rusty
thirdhour wrote:Yannic is officially BACK ON THE MARKET, bitches!
Bidding starts at....250! (CAD)

Back on the market!?!?! This is Rusty's time to shine!
Hey Yannic, if you like unnattractive guys that you've never met and only know from here on this message board then you've gotta give me a chance. Don't worry about the distance, we'll totally work that out.
I think that was my worst attempt yet.

Posted: 12/15/2005, 9:07 pm
by thirdhour
It was your only honest attempt yet!
Everything else was a cheesy pickup line.
Posted: 12/15/2005, 9:11 pm
by Rusty
What kind of a society do we live in where cheesy pickup lines don't work?

.....so do I get points for an honest attempt then?

Posted: 12/15/2005, 9:15 pm
by thirdhour
10 points!
Posted: 12/15/2005, 9:18 pm
by Rusty
Sweet! What's that put me up to?
Posted: 12/15/2005, 9:18 pm
by Henrietta
Chesse is good when there is attraction.
Posted: 12/15/2005, 9:20 pm
by Rusty
Good point.
Posted: 12/15/2005, 9:53 pm
by Khrangar
Henrietta wrote:Chesse is good when there is attraction.
Cheese, or chess? It could go either way.
Posted: 12/16/2005, 2:17 am
by thirdhour
Rusty wrote:Sweet! What's that put me up to?
10 points and half a bologna sandwich?
Posted: 12/16/2005, 3:05 am
by Lando
Can someone tell me where to find the clitoris?
This girl the other night was like "RUB MY CLITORIS!"
I rubbed her nose. Then she got dressed and left...
Posted: 12/16/2005, 4:48 am
by nikki4982
Lando, I think you're looking for the sex thread. It's a few doors down the hall, take a left at TTYNKAM (TYPDCAA) IV.
Posted: 12/16/2005, 3:27 pm
by Lando
No no, this is about our relationship. Hence what I did wrong to make her leave.
Posted: 12/16/2005, 4:46 pm
by Random Name
clearly there are communication issues lando.

Posted: 12/16/2005, 6:20 pm
by Lando
I knew it. I should have learned sign language.
Posted: 12/16/2005, 7:10 pm
by Rusty
thirdhour wrote:Rusty wrote:Sweet! What's that put me up to?
10 points and half a bologna sandwich?
Interesting what do I need in order to get a date?
Lando wrote:Can someone tell me where to find the clitoris?
This girl the other night was like "RUB MY CLITORIS!"
I rubbed her nose. Then she got dressed and left...
I think you need to consult the CM map of the female anatomy. It was designed for this purpose.
Posted: 12/16/2005, 8:31 pm
by thirdhour
Rusty, you get three marshmallows, a wheelbarrow and some more bologna, travel 4,610 km, and we're on!

Posted: 12/16/2005, 8:35 pm
by Johnny
What do I get?