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I learned two lessons today:

A.. Eggs don't agree with me.

2. I am a horrible cook

I've learned that procrastinating is a very bad thing. But that doesn't mean I'm going to stop doing it.

I’ve learned that pretentious losers are pretentious losers and I don’t like it

Haha, yeah, that's exactly what it's like. "Sorry ma'am. I really don't know what's wrong and I get paid shit to listen to you whine, so I'm gonna transfer you to someone else who doesn't know, k?". How can I blame them?

I usually don't get too many either. I like it when people call better.

Yeah that's pretty much what it's like .. I used to do customer care crap but they switched me .. I kinda liked customer care though .. most text messaging problems resulted in us calling our tech desk though

Some guy at work tried to attack me today. He wanted the sale price that ended two weeks ago, and I told him that it ended two weeks ago, and he got in my face, chest bumped me, and had his fists clenched ready to punch me. I wasn't even being a smartass either. He just wanted me dead.

Well, you know Alan, everyone wants you dead. You should probably be used to that by now.

my chem midterm was not fun today.

i am sooooooo bored.

i am drinking coffee. This may or may not be a good thing.

bad idea.
*winces in pain*

damn coffee!!!!!!!!!!!! why must you be so tasty and yet so evil to me!!!! why can't we get along?!?!?!?

when i get home, i am going to bed. then studying fro my forensics midterm. my last and final midterm. yayyyyy.

la le la le la i have been done with my midterms for forever now!!!!!!!

but i have an exam next week rats

i'm done mid-terms too but i have a test tomorrow, and that's just not fun

I Just realized that my pants are on backwards, and I have been up for four hours already

you are extraordinary, johnathan.

please tell me that they weren't jeans.....

LMAO....yes, please say they aren't jeans.

I just got up and you've already taken a test!? You are amazing. It's off to school I go.

OLPMazurite wrote:you are extraordinary, johnathan.

please tell me that they weren't jeans.....

My dear dear Bethany, they werent jeans. I don't wear jeans because I just plain look silly in them. I was wearing sweat pants.

hehheh.

Underwear was on backwards as well

Were you pretending you were Kriss-Kross?

I really need to put my clocks back soon. I keep waking up and thinking its later than it is and i look at my computer and i think "oh"