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Sign on AIM. I'd love to talk to you and not go to bed because I have to be at work at 8 in the fucking morning. So yeah, sign on, we can talk!

Fuck my phone! I haven't received a text message all week from at least two people that I KNOW sent me messages! And I was having a heart attack cause a certain someone hadn't text messaged me... Well he still might not have...but at least there is now the possibility that he did.

God damn, why did this have to get so confusing!?

I went to my best friend from university's wedding yesterday. And it turns out that of our group of friends all 9 other people that were invited (plus husbands and boyfriends) got to go for the whole day - ceremony, big meal afterwards etc. and I was the only one who just got invited for the evening thingy only. And I have absolutely no idea why

On a slightly lighter note I've managed to set the childproofing thingy on my oven while changing the clock on it and I don't know how to turn it off!

bastards

i got to work yesterday before 12pm. i had to do inventory. i was there until after 5am and only got home around 5:30. working over 17 hours straight sucks.

Ugh. I made myself some scrambles eggs for breakfeast.

now I don't feel so well

eggs =

I loathe eggs with a passion

I like hard boiled eggs.

i hate the smell of eggs
I hate how eggs look
I hate the texture of eggs
I hate how eggs taste

I just hate eggs. more than I hate red meat. wow.

ugh i have to study. i don't want to study. i just spent 4 hours cleaning my bathroom. i am not ready to study. boo.

ugh.

These eggs are doing a number on my insides

NO EGGS.

and if you kind of think about it, eggs are unborn chicks

so you are eating unborn chicks. ...kinda disgusting

But they aren't fertilized, so there is technically no chick in them.

Good point susan. There's no unborn chick, Boots. Eggs with chicks in them sound different if you shake them

Scrambled eggs are ick-tastic, but I'm a big fan of deviled , hard-boiled (salted), or over easy with salt and toast!

yes but it has the stuff to make the chick in it. ah nevermind. lol
eggs are still gross.

ahhhhhhh i don't want to study psych. this is not going well.
i hit my head on the faucet when i was cleaning the bathtub. it hurts.

No more eggs for Johnathan. They seriously messed with me today. I got sick



Damn You Eggs!! *shakes fist*

you probably didn't cook them well enough and got food poisoning *shrugs*

Probably

i don't wanna study!

I wanna dance!!!!!!

*dances to the faint- worked up so sexual*

you know this is a really gross song if you listen to the lyrics

*stops dancing*