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anyway, i feel the need to post this. credit goes to robbo.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/ ... 40002.html

moral of the story is...i don't know what the moral of the story is.....

OH DEAR GOD.

That story is amazing

LMAO

I was going to make a new thread, but it fits well in here!



So, no matter how bad your life is, at least you're not having cyber sex with your mother!

So you THINK!

Oh god. Did I just offer to watch naked lesbian jello wrestling with my mom?!?

Robert? Is that you, son?

Holy shit that was a bad post to come in on.

Does anyone else have the problem of only making guys you don't like like you?

If only I could transpose this.

YES.

It really teaches me alot about the way I treat people and how they interpret how I am treating them.

One day I'll teach a seminar.

That makes no relevant sense. Well, to me.

I only wish the world would be soOooOOO simple. See, guys are horny!
WE WANT!!

and if girls could see that and go with the flow then that would make the world a mroe better place!

Head games suck!!

*I'm just sticking up for the guys that are dealing w/ the head games*
*I went through it before I found my Gillian <3*
*Gillian played headgames with me therefore*

wow, syllogisms are FUN!!!

you are INSANE!

^^You don't know how to use the **'s at all.

I have a new technique, I think. See, I tend to wait for the guys to like me, then I decide whether or not they're for me. However, this never works because well...no one likes me.

I figure, the possibility of automatic mutual attraction's pretty low, unless you're friends with a person and flirt with them often. SO, if only one party has to get the ball rolling, I should go on the hunt, find guys, then put the moves on! That way it's definately true that they're someone I would like, because I like them!

Also, there's the hottest guy I have EVER seen who is in Vernon for two weeks and then is heading back to Montreal. He is an actor. Did I mention his freaking HOTNESS? Also, I didn't find out any of this information by actually talking to him, but a co-worker knows him and told me.

Our conversation went like this:

"Can I get a Cappaccino?"
"Traditional Cap for here?"
"Yep"
"Alright, that'll be 2.45."

You're jealous.

thirdhour wrote:^^You don't know how to use the **'s at all.

I have a new technique, I think. See, I tend to wait for the guys to like me, then I decide whether or not they're for me. However, this never works because well...no one likes me.

See, that's the thing. Guys are hardly ever that forward. We're scared.

I was talking to Sarag about something like this eariler...

[15:41] <aflowers> grr
[15:42] <aflowers> this guy is annoying me apparently he likes me..and i told him i didn't feel the same way..and he's still asking me to hang out >:O
[15:42] <Axtech> I'm going to lay it out for you.
[15:42] <Axtech> See...
[15:42] <Axtech> Guys are dumb
[15:42] <Axtech> Very dumb
[15:42] <aflowers> no!! really??
[15:43] <Axtech> And when they like a girl, it's as if they've suffered a massive stroke, on top of already being dumb
[15:43] <aflowers> LOL

When a guy likes you, there's a very large possibility that he's not going to come right out and say it, because he's afraid that you won't like him back. All two often two people like eachother and don't even know it because both are too timid to do anything about it.

Way to stick up for your gender, rob!

I call it like I see it.

If nothing else it allows us to go for the so-dumb-and-awkward-it's-cute look.

Keep working on that one

Oh


my


god!