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Posted: 8/9/2004, 8:56 pm
by xjsb125
So tonight my in-store security tells me that he saw some dude expose himself. We call the cops and sure enought they find him and catch him. I banned him from all Walmart property indefinitely. The cops said he was banned from the local college property for doing the same thing. On top of that, he had been in jail a few years ago, and getting arrested tonight may violate his parole. Yay for sending sicko perverts to jail.
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:02 pm
by Rusty
thats some pretty nasty stuff
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:30 pm
by starseed_10
so is your mother!
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:33 pm
by Henrietta
Oh man I was so sick last night, I hope I don't get sick again.
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:35 pm
by starseed_10
sars?
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:36 pm
by starseed_10
maybe anthrax?
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:37 pm
by Dr. Hobo
i didnt cough on her
so that rules out SARS
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:40 pm
by starseed_10
hmm...
it's a tought call then.
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:46 pm
by Henrietta
I think it's West Nile Virus!
I am dyyyyyyyyying!
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:47 pm
by starseed_10
can i have your money!?
i mean... get better cass
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:50 pm
by Henrietta
Sure, you can have all my debt to the government!
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:52 pm
by starseed_10
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:53 pm
by Sonya
can i have the rest?
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:54 pm
by Henrietta
Hm...you can have all ten of my cds.
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:56 pm
by starseed_10
i dont think she likes creed
Posted: 8/9/2004, 9:59 pm
by Dr. Hobo
*jumps on cass and slurps her*
Posted: 8/9/2004, 10:00 pm
by joe_canadian
I did three people's job for four hours today, and got shit for not doing it at the pace expected of three people.
Posted: 8/9/2004, 10:02 pm
by joe_canadian
Aaaand I've eaten some of our new "Chicken Selects" and I think I'm going to vomit.
Posted: 8/9/2004, 10:03 pm
by Henrietta
Maybe that's cause you lied and called in sick yesterday!!!
I...don't...like...Ok, I liked Creed. I also liked Spice Girls and I do like Good Charlotte. I'll tie myself to the post while you guys light the fire, eh?
Posted: 8/9/2004, 10:04 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
joe_canadian wrote:I did three people's job for four hours today, and got shit for not doing it at the pace expected of three people.
bahaha at first i thought that said "i did three people today". i was like
