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some fool said "lets not eat meet on fridays" right b/c tuesdays are so different.

crazy stuff i tell you. in my school they didnt have meat on fridays (catholic school) so i brought in roast beef sandwiches.

um...you guys know that during lent that you can have what you gave up on sundays right? if you count the days from ash wensday to easter there are more then 40 days. it's cause every sunday is suppose to be a little easter, and you eat what you gave up or something.

Wahoo, I have been banned from my girlfriend's room by her roomate. She has problems with the fact that Lauren and I are close, so I am just not allowed in there anymore. How great is this?

What bothers me is how my lovely girlfriend just folds and takes what her roomate says. I mean, wow, I spend time with my girlfriend, stop the world. If her roomate can't fucking deal with it, she can move into a single room for the rest of the semester and have fun with solitude.

that's cause secretly she want to bang you while your chick is away. trust me, if she ever gets a hold of you by yourself, she;s going to rape you.

reno_ruelas wrote:um...you guys know that during lent that you can have what you gave up on sundays right? if you count the days from ash wensday to easter there are more then 40 days. it's cause every sunday is suppose to be a little easter, and you eat what you gave up or something.

yup! I knew that!

OLPMazurite wrote:

reno_ruelas wrote:um...you guys know that during lent that you can have what you gave up on sundays right? if you count the days from ash wensday to easter there are more then 40 days. it's cause every sunday is suppose to be a little easter, and you eat what you gave up or something.

yup! I knew that!

i heard that was like..a new age catholic thing...

I sure as hell hope not. I mean there are ugly people, then there is Lauren's roomate. Yikes.

Get this. She has a problem with me showing up to their room at 9 in the morning. See, Meagan (Lauren's roomate) has a class that starts at 9, and she is still getting ready, Meagan has a problem with me being in the room when she is getting ready for a class she should already be in. How much fucking sense does that make? This is one of the many reasons I am getting kicked out of the room.

Others include me showering with Lauren. Not a big deal and all, but she makes it out to be one. She has a problem with us being in there together, but this is coming from the girl that admits to masturbating in there daily. What is sicker, two people innocently showering, with the occasional kiss, or a girl rubbing herself off in a place where three other people have to shower?

She also has a problem with me staying the night in her room maybe once every other week. Couples tend to sleep in the same bed a lot these days, and I do it every once in a while with Lauren, and all of a sudden I am the anti-christ. Fuck her.

how about you don't, since Reno's saying that's what she really wants...

And I just got dumped. I am going to Lauren's room tomorrow, getting my clothes, cds, cologne, and then setting ablaze to her roomate's clothes. I can't believe this just happened. I fall for a girl and I get dumped. Why does this happen all the time?

how come you didn't dump her a while ago?

not too sure, I wish I got rid of her before I started to have feelings for her....

sorry to hear it

girls are a waste of time anyway

aww, i'm sorry Alan. girls can be crazy. she'll regret her decision!

it's that no good dirty flithy whore of a roomate that is pumping anti-alan sentement into your chick dude. you better look into that.

yeah. and pump her full of lead.

word.

werd.

luckyJQ9 wrote:

OLPMazurite wrote:

reno_ruelas wrote:um...you guys know that during lent that you can have what you gave up on sundays right? if you count the days from ash wensday to easter there are more then 40 days. it's cause every sunday is suppose to be a little easter, and you eat what you gave up or something.

yup! I knew that!

i heard that was like..a new age catholic thing...

yeah a bishop told me that. and technically if your working on friday you can eat meat.

that sucks alan and burn those bloody new found glory tickets while you are at it.

i am still up after talking to a fellow cm'er for 5 hours. about americas stand in the war. man that was some debate.

i totally just used my teddy bear to pick up a chick