(21:04:04) spiritualmonster: +defenestrate
(21:04:07) spiritualmonster: +kick
(21:04:09) spiritualmonster: +punch
(21:04:12) spiritualmonster: +stab
(21:04:14) spiritualmonster: +pummel
(21:04:16) spiritualmonster: +hit
(21:04:19) spiritualmonster: +beat
(21:04:26) spiritualmonster: +flip
(21:04:47) spiritualmonster: +boot
(21:04:54) spiritualmonster: +snap
(21:05:14) spiritualmonster: +throw
(21:05:32) spiritualmonster: +headbutt
(21:05:51) spiritualmonster: +bruise
(21:05:57) spiritualmonster: +burn
(21:06:02) spiritualmonster: cut
(21:06:05) spiritualmonster: +
(21:06:13) spiritualmonster: +prick
(21:06:23) spiritualmonster: +decapitate
(21:06:54) spiritualmonster: +whack
(21:07:04) spiritualmonster: +pinch
(21:07:22) spiritualmonster: +smash
(21:07:38) spiritualmonster: +draw and quarter
(21:07:53) spiritualmonster: +squeeze
(21:07:56) spiritualmonster: +suffocate
(21:08:01) spiritualmonster: +poison
(21:08:32) spiritualmonster: +dehydrate
(21:08:40) spiritualmonster: +starve
(21:09:09) spiritualmonster: +belt
(21:09:22) spiritualmonster: +hang
(21:09:26) spiritualmonster: +bite
(21:09:29) spiritualmonster: +chomp
(21:09:32) spiritualmonster: +gnaw
(21:09:35) spiritualmonster: +chew
(21:09:42) spiritualmonster: +crucify
(21:09:55) spiritualmonster: +elbow
(21:09:59) spiritualmonster: +pull hair
(21:10:25) spiritualmonster: +freeze
(21:10:26) spiritualmonster: +boil
(21:10:33) spiritualmonster: +tickle
(21:10:43) spiritualmonster: +poke
(21:11:00) spiritualmonster: +limb-rip
(21:11:12) spiritualmonster: +fingernail-yoink
(21:11:21) spiritualmonster: +gouge eyes
(21:11:48) spiritualmonster: +strangle
(21:11:51) spiritualmonster: +headlock
(21:11:56) spiritualmonster: +hang upside down
(21:12:14) spiritualmonster: +toss
(21:12:20) spiritualmonster: +fold
(21:12:25) spiritualmonster: +sit on top
(21:12:35) spiritualmonster: +slash
(21:12:52) spiritualmonster: +flatten
(21:13:15) spiritualmonster: +melt
(21:13:24) spiritualmonster: +vapourise
(21:13:59) spiritualmonster: +gut
(21:14:22) spiritualmonster: +roll
(21:14:37) spiritualmonster: +stomp
(21:14:48) spiritualmonster: +smother
(21:14:54) spiritualmonster: +bash
(21:15:04) spiritualmonster: +clout
(21:15:08) spiritualmonster: +clobber
(21:15:21) spiritualmonster: +skin alive
(21:15:36) spiritualmonster: +scalp
(21:15:41) spiritualmonster: +drown
(21:16:04) spiritualmonster: +OVERFEED
(21:16:20) spiritualmonster: +compress
(21:16:22) spiritualmonster: +stretch
(21:16:53) spiritualmonster: +shoot
(21:17:03) spiritualmonster: +fling
(21:17:33) spiritualmonster: +over-flex (making your limbs move in ways they shouldn't)
(21:17:57) spiritualmonster: +hammer
(21:18:08) spiritualmonster: +wallop
(21:18:45) spiritualmonster: +electric shock
(21:19:17) spiritualmonster: +solitary confinement without me or anybody else forever and ever and ever
(21:19:42) spiritualmonster: +deprive of sleep
(21:19:52) spiritualmonster: +scald
(21:19:56) spiritualmonster: +bladder stoppage
(21:20:27) spiritualmonster: +acupuncture in all the wrong places
(21:22:06) spiritualmonster: +dunk in acid and caustic substances
(21:22:22) spiritualmonster: +stick wires under finger and toenails
(21:22:43) spiritualmonster: +chemical exposure (salt, pepper spray, gasoline, etc)
(21:23:05) spiritualmonster: +unnecessary sugery without anasthetics
(21:24:08) spiritualmonster: +shave and give razor burn
(21:24:44) spiritualmonster: +remove access of all toilet facilities and enclose you in a small cage strung by a chain 50 feet from the ground
(21:25:02) spiritualmonster: +fill this cage with flesh-eating organisms
(21:25:25) spiritualmonster: +dunk in an enclosure of piranhas, tigers, killer bees, etc.
(21:26:00) spiritualmonster: +continuous verbal abuse
(21:26:30) spiritualmonster: +force to witness torture inflicted on other people
(21:26:48) spiritualmonster: +wrap in a blanket of nettles
(21:27:46) spiritualmonster: +force to watch Spongebob Squarepants for hours on end
(21:28:12) spiritualmonster: +contaminate
(21:28:19) spiritualmonster: +envenom
(21:28:25) spiritualmonster: +infect
(21:28:30) spiritualmonster: +drug
(21:28:47) spiritualmonster: +make you eat wasabi
(21:29:03) spiritualmonster: +a hell of a lot of wasabi
(21:29:38) spiritualmonster: +ban
(21:29:40) spiritualmonster: +block
(21:29:49) spiritualmonster: +hang by toes
(21:29:53) spiritualmonster: +hang by little fingers
(21:30:00) spiritualmonster: +hang by wrists
(21:30:40) spiritualmonster: +consume
(21:32:30) spiritualmonster: +take you shopping
(21:33:07) spiritualmonster: +twist
(21:33:52) spiritualmonster: +rub with sandpaper and soak in lemon juice
(21:34:04) spiritualmonster: +crush with bowling balls
(21:34:24) spiritualmonster: +put in a bed of starving ants covered in meat juices
(21:34:54) spiritualmonster: +slice and leave to bleed to death slowly
(21:35:11) spiritualmonster: +make you eat soap
(21:35:56) spiritualmonster: +...mastectomy?
i am a fucking GENIUS
(okay my friend helped think of a few of them)