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Emily wrote:well they should just drive through it!

we can't. we don't know how. every time it snows, you hear about 20+ car pileups, and jackknifed 18 wheelers. my brother is on a movie set out by austin, and people from Mizzouri there were making fun of texans because we can't drive through snow or ice properly.

but can you handle 105+ and still put up a roof or something? yeah, that's what i thought.

Uhh Reno. It may not be as hot as it is in Texas, but I do put up roofs when it's like 90 degrees outside, plus the horrendous humidity. So I kinda know how the horrible heat goes.

I went tubing at Kissing Bridge with my brother, his fiance, and my boyfriend yesterday. Fun, right? Yeah, the first like 4 times were fun. But I had to go down a really fast lane and ya know how those places have the hills? Well, halfway down I started to get really high everytime, and on the very last hill, I flew so far, and when I came down, it whipped my head down and smashed my face into the ice. I got knocked silly for a while and I couldn't stand up straight. my face is so scraped up. I have a horrible cut all down the front of my nose, and the right side of my face is all scraped up. I have a bad black eye and a fat lip.

Fun, wow.

putting up roofs when it's 80 degrees would be horrible.


heh, my friend just had this message left on her cell phone:

Anthony? This is your Nanna, you have two choices: either come home right now, or don't come home at ALL!!!

sucks for anthony.

that sounds like it hurts.

and we have get fuzzy in the comics section of our paper. it is too complex for me to comprehend.

You're so damned lucky to get that in the paper!

Not that you couldn't just go to the website...

And how is it complicated? There's Bucky the sarcastic cat, Stachell, the stupid dog and Rob the stressed out guardian.

joke.

I found this one in a newspaper at school. It's now taped up on my desk:

what a hottie

Oh man. I just laughed so hard I cried. I love those moments... LOL! I was talking to my fiancee while he was working (which his job is so slack, he basically gets paid to talk to me all day) and we got to talking about Cops... and he's walking towards the train or whatever. And he's like "I wrote a song about the chick cops on Cops once" and I was like "Oh? I wanna hear!" and he starts singing "I'm a dude with a vagina, I'm a dude with a vagina, I'm a dude with a vaginnnnaaa!" and I kept laughing and he's like "What?" and I'm like, "Is everybody staring at you?" and then he's there like "Oh my G-d! They are! And I just sang that REALLY loud"

**that's probably not as funny as it actually was. i'll never be able to recreate the funniness of that.

lol, I just laughed. I can't remember what your fiancee looks like, but somehow I can imagine most any guy going around singing that.

I think I only posted a picture of him wearing a plastic bunny head (he bought this blow up bunny and named it Liberache... and his friend popped him, so he took the head and cut it off his body and wore it)... LOL! I think the only CM'er who saw a real picture of him was Alan. But man! That lady cop thing was hilarious.

i'm growing my hair out like dave grohl's

I'm bored, Sundays are very boring ... but I HAVE A CASTLE!!

... my bored-ness has driven me to a new level insanity ... whoo hooo!

Val, I ADORE your sig.

I had a dream last night involving me, Jeremy Taggart, and Devo.

OLPMazurite wrote::( I need a vacation from my vacation now.

You'll have to excuse me
I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a week
I've been drunk since I left
These so-called vacations
Will soon be my death
I'm so sick from the drink
I need home for a rest!

um...but I didn't drink?

sorry, my brain's not working at 100% capacity right now