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(01:52:43) cithlene: What were you going to say???
(01:52:44) cithlene:
(01:52:49) spiritualmonster: N-I-G-H-T
(01:52:54) cithlene: NO!
(01:52:55) cithlene: WHAT
(01:52:56) cithlene: WHAT
(01:53:00) spiritualmonster: BYE
(01:53:01) spiritualmonster: NIGHT
(01:53:02) spiritualmonster: SLEEP
(01:53:03) cithlene: NO
(01:53:04) cithlene: WHAT
(01:53:05) spiritualmonster: WALK DOGS
(01:53:05) spiritualmonster: PEE
(01:53:05) cithlene: WERE
(01:53:06) cithlene: YOU
(01:53:07) cithlene: GOING
(01:53:08) cithlene: TO
(01:53:09) spiritualmonster: URINE
(01:53:10) cithlene: SAY
(01:53:11) spiritualmonster: BLADDERS
(01:53:13) spiritualmonster: BURRRRRSTTTTT
(01:53:14) cithlene: WHAT
(01:53:16) cithlene: WERE
(01:53:17) cithlene: YOU
(01:53:20) cithlene: GOING
(01:53:21) cithlene: TO
(01:53:22) cithlene: SAY
(01:53:26) cithlene:
(01:53:37) spiritualmonster: WET FIRE HYDRANTS
(01:53:44) cithlene: Now I have to pee.
(01:53:49) cithlene: BUT
(01:53:50) cithlene: WHAT
(01:53:51) cithlene: WERR
(01:53:53) cithlene: *WERE
(01:53:54) cithlene: YOU
(01:53:54) cithlene: GOING
(01:53:55) cithlene: TO
(01:53:55) spiritualmonster: GO AND PEE
(01:53:56) cithlene: SAY
(01:53:57) spiritualmonster: LOSER
(01:54:12) spiritualmonster: or you know, i could keep you here and MAKE YOU SUFFER >:D

She's evil.

Haha.

Noémie - Merci Méli!!! says:
Hello Alexandra. My name is Brad and I'd like to cyber with you
alexandra says:
.....
Noémie - Merci Méli!!! says:
don't mind my pink font, I'm err.. colourblind and pink is the only colour i can see well
Noémie - Merci Méli!!! says:
I am a manly man


my goddamn crazy roommate

alexandra says:
i got a 75% on my freakin' phonology midterm
alexandra says:
that i hadn't been to since the third lecture
kerri says:
nice
kerri says:
I pull shit off like that too
alexandra says:
high five
kerri says:
and laugh at the stupid kids
alexandra says:
we're the people real students hate
kerri says:
hurrah!

FLO says:
Pauls on the phone
FLO says:
he says HI
paper thin says:
tell him i said hi
paper thin says:
tell him you're half naked...i bet that would turn him on
FLO says:
i just told him...
FLO says:
he laughed
paper thin says:
hahaha...is he turned on?
FLO says:
hes like "lets have some fun this"
paper thin says:
is he half naked too?
FLO says:
im scared now...
FLO says:
that was too much..
FLO says:
look what u started...
FLO says:
NOT KEWL!!!
paper thin says:
is he hot for you now?
FLO says:
i had to let him go...
FLO says:
he's was all into it and stuff
paper thin says:
i'm sorry...are you gonna have to make a booty call?
FLO says:
nah... but paul might...
paper thin says:
hahahha
FLO says:
he's like... "are u seriously naked?"

happening fish wrote:alexandra says:
i got a 75% on my freakin' phonology midterm
alexandra says:
that i hadn't been to since the third lecture
kerri says:
nice
kerri says:
I pull shit off like that too
alexandra says:
high five
kerri says:
and laugh at the stupid kids
alexandra says:
we're the people real students hate
kerri says:
hurrah!

you most certainly do not want to be either of us
believe me when i tell you this

just a mirror for the sun says:
(ANIMATED EMOTICON UNDISCLOSED TO PRESERVE YOUR PURITY)

just a mirror for the sun says:
do you see it?

I might just get up and dance, or buy some acid-wash pants. says:
...

I might just get up and dance, or buy some acid-wash pants. says:
...

I might just get up and dance, or buy some acid-wash pants. says:
holy...

just a mirror for the sun says:
ITS AWFUL

I might just get up and dance, or buy some acid-wash pants. says:
*scrubs eyes with soap*

just a mirror for the sun says:
it's scarring!

I might just get up and dance, or buy some acid-wash pants. says:
ugh, where are her legs!!!

just a mirror for the sun says:
beneath all THE FAT

I might just get up and dance, or buy some acid-wash pants. says:
(UNDISCLOSED ANIMATED EMOTICON THAT, WHILE MORE BEARABLE, REMAINS UNDISCLOSED TO PRESERVE YOUR PURITY)

I might just get up and dance, or buy some acid-wash pants. says:
let's look at this guy instead. he is more bearable.

just a mirror for the sun says:
hahaha, he is.

just a mirror for the sun says:
he's also going faster, and is less...bouncy

I might just get up and dance, or buy some acid-wash pants. says:
but god....in the first one, what is she doing-- ...why....WHY DO ALL FAT PEOPLE IN EMOTICONS ENJOY BOUNCING!???

just a mirror for the sun says:
I DONT KNOOWOWOWOWOW

just a mirror for the sun says:
I THINK IT SHOWS OF THEIR FATNESS

I might just get up and dance, or buy some acid-wash pants. says:
holy........ froik..........

i went to the store. i wil be back says:
im horny
i went to the store. i wil be back says:
im like a lock
yannic says:
you're like a lock...?
yannic says:
and you're talking about sex...
yannic says:
think about that one for a sec
i went to the store. i wil be back says:
you got to work on me to get me open
yannic says:
what i meant was, if you're a lock, then who has the key?
yannic says:
GET IT?
yannic says:
I'M SAYING YOU HAVE A VAGINA

crystal: silly rabbit, trix are for kids!!!
me: I HATE THOSE KDIS!
me: *kids
me: selfish bastards
crystal: i know
me: like it would kill them to give the rabbit one bowl of trix
me: THEY"VE GOT A WHOLE DAMN BOX!
crystal: lol....you should write the company and bitch about it
me: maybe i will
crystal: you so should!!!

kerri says:
I think we need to start a bowling team
kerri says:
we can have shirts with our names on them!
alexandra says:
:O
alexandra says:
can they be black, pink, and turquoise satin?
kerri says:
can they?
kerri says:
they must be!
alexandra says:
i'm in.
alexandra says:
let's never bowl
alexandra says:
let's just show up at the bowling alley wearing the shirts
alexandra says:
get shitfaced on $2 beers
alexandra says:
and start throwing pins at the patrons
kerri says:
and throwing the balls everywhere but down the lanes
alexandra says:
roll them into the claw game
kerri says:
I'm gonna get me that fucking harmonica
alexandra says:
i can just see you sitting in the wreckage of the game and playing the harmonica
kerri says:
just like Neil Young!
kerri says:
I will play Heart of Gold on my guitar, and for once, will have that crucial guitar part!
alexandra says:
that didn't make any sense
alexandra says:
so it sounds like a great addition to this plan
kerri says:
haha, I am so 'tarded
alexandra says:
or as they say around here, "en retard"

"I'm gonna get me that fucking harmonica"

alexandra says:
Wanna do my phonology homework for me?
alexandra says:
question one: propose an analysis of the syllable structure of this language that restrics the medial clusters to sequences of the types illustrated in the data
Dona eis requiem. says:
hapablabablaboo
Dona eis requiem. says:
*brainsplosion*
alexandra says:
thanks for your help
Dona eis requiem. says:
hey now.
Dona eis requiem. says:
that was a satisfactory answer to the question as I understood it.
alexandra says:
you assumed sarcasm on my part, as opposed to considering the very real possibility that i just wrote your answer down on my assignment.

That's me!

Yay!

Yay!

Did you, um, actually write down, "hapablabablaboo"?

I'm just curious.

i've written pretty close to "nothing" at this point, so your guess is as good as mine.