Posted: 2/19/2003, 12:20 pm
*applause*
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Posted: 2/19/2003, 12:20 pm
*deletes two posts and claims 1000 as his own*
Posted: 2/19/2003, 12:21 pm
You dirty rat bastard.
Posted: 2/19/2003, 2:33 pm
thats what i am going to name my band
Posted: 2/19/2003, 6:46 pm
My friend named his band... Individually Twisted.
that KILLS me.
that KILLS me.Posted: 2/22/2003, 3:53 pm
oh jesus... this is too good not to post... prepare yourself.
it's a mushroom. i swear to god.
it's a mushroom. i swear to god.
Posted: 2/22/2003, 3:55 pm
mushroom? you are shitting me
Posted: 2/22/2003, 3:56 pm
i could say what i thought it was ... but lets keep this board G rated ...
Posted: 2/22/2003, 3:57 pm
no i'm not 
i wish i was. it's called a "dog stinkhorn."
my mom's weird and bought a book about mushrooms, i was flipping through it and saw a picture of... that. i almost died...
i wish i was. it's called a "dog stinkhorn."my mom's weird and bought a book about mushrooms, i was flipping through it and saw a picture of... that. i almost died...
Posted: 2/22/2003, 4:00 pm
that is.. uhh.. very disturbing.
Posted: 2/22/2003, 4:05 pm
Posted: 2/22/2003, 4:09 pm
are you sure this isn't the incident where a woman cut up her husband?
Posted: 2/22/2003, 4:11 pm
and burned him a little?
Posted: 2/22/2003, 4:12 pm
that's just the affects of weather.
Posted: 2/22/2003, 4:14 pm
supposedly the "dog stinkhorn" has a close relative called the "devil's dipstick."
Posted: 2/22/2003, 4:14 pm
oh ok. glad we cleared that one up.
Posted: 2/22/2003, 4:18 pm
haha devil's dipstick... also known by country folks as the "dog-pecker"
Posted: 2/22/2003, 4:21 pm
"It's not only their shape, it's also the fact that they've got a hole at the end which oozes a liquid containing the spores. It's easy to smell it from 40 or 50 feet away, and flies just love it - presumably this is how it disperses the spores. "
"Other stinkhorns have Latin names Phallus impudicus and Geastrum fornicatum, so you get the idea!"
"Other stinkhorns have Latin names Phallus impudicus and Geastrum fornicatum, so you get the idea!"
Posted: 2/22/2003, 4:24 pm
good thing they're not edible. imagine getting that on a pizza? 
Posted: 2/22/2003, 4:25 pm
apparently these Latin people also had the same idea as many when naming the thing.