HAPPY CANADA DAY

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 7/6/2004, 10:09 pm

I'm gonna be one of them cleaning-up/housekeeping people next summer. :nod:

half jill · Post by **half jill** » 7/6/2004, 10:16 pm

Sounds fun.

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 7/6/2004, 10:22 pm

Hey, at least I'll have somethng to do over the summer. *shrug*

lemonphile4 · Post by **lemonphile4** » 7/6/2004, 10:23 pm

Having responsibility over the summer sucks

half jill · Post by **half jill** » 7/6/2004, 10:25 pm

Working during the summer isn't that bad for me. Sure, I just got a job, but it's not like I'd have anything else to do.

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 7/6/2004, 11:40 pm

psycho groupie wrote:I couldn't believe it. I say now that Canada is the 52nd state. Right after Puerto Rico(51) and Mexico(53)

Also I never had any desire to go to Mexico. I should go this year if I do make it to San Diego. Then I could truly say I hit every country in North American.

no way if the US tried to annex Mexico i'm so fighting for the motherland.

also, mexico is soooo damn fun. you need to go, it's awsome.

Odio La Cabra · Post by **Odio La Cabra** » 7/7/2004, 10:55 am

Bandalero wrote:mexico fucking rocks, those who choose to avoid mexico are just plain boring, there i said it.

but nothings cheap over there anymore! you get better deals at the flea market!

:lol:

you cant do a texas u-ey in mexico! whats wrong with you?

lemonphile4 · Post by **lemonphile4** » 7/7/2004, 12:57 pm

odio_la_cabra wrote: you cant do a texas u-ey in mexico! whats wrong with you?

What's a Texas u-ey? Is it different from a normal one?

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 7/7/2004, 11:48 pm

odio_la_cabra wrote:
Bandalero wrote:mexico fucking rocks, those who choose to avoid mexico are just plain boring, there i said it.

but nothings cheap over there anymore! you get better deals at the flea market!

you cant do a texas u-ey in mexico! whats wrong with you?

yeah when you go to progreso it's expensive stuff, but when you go to nuevo laredo, or reynosa, or juarez, or acua everything is cheep.

by the way, you can do whatever the hell you want in mexico, for example, i can make texas u-eys and no one will say anything about it, but when the crooked cop wants his ten bucks, he'll pretend to be official. and even then, it's not on my record, no one got hurt. i made my texas u-ey, the cop made 10 bucks. Mexico baybie, it's a win-win type of place.

a Texas u-ey is the same thing as a regular u-ey, lizard breath here is just making things up. :lol:

Odio La Cabra · Post by **Odio La Cabra** » 7/8/2004, 9:49 am

Bandalero wrote:
odio_la_cabra wrote:
Bandalero wrote:mexico fucking rocks, those who choose to avoid mexico are just plain boring, there i said it.

but nothings cheap over there anymore! you get better deals at the flea market!

you cant do a texas u-ey in mexico! whats wrong with you?

yeah
a Texas u-ey is the same thing as a regular u-ey, lizard breath here is just making things up.

yup that i am :mrgreen:

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 7/8/2004, 10:58 pm

shut up and go get a taco

Odio La Cabra · Post by **Odio La Cabra** » 7/9/2004, 7:33 am

im too damn cheap to go buy one and i cant cook

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 7/9/2004, 10:43 am

can somebody make me a pizza? please

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 7/9/2004, 10:40 pm

no way rusty, you and lizard breath go get a taco.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 7/10/2004, 8:46 am

fine i will go get a taco you lazy bastards, and who is this lizard breath i'm going with?

half jill · Post by **half jill** » 7/10/2004, 2:27 pm

odio_la_cabra

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 7/10/2004, 8:39 pm

alright then where is she?

half jill · Post by **half jill** » 7/10/2004, 8:51 pm

behind you *nods*

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 7/10/2004, 8:53 pm

*looks behind him* i don't see anyone...

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 7/10/2004, 11:25 pm

the ambush that lizard breath is set....i'm just letting you know.

in response to my expirience in mexico, a friend of mine sent me another tale of great Mexico proportion. i nor my friend took part in this:

A good friend of mine went through the same old thing. But this guy didn't do a chicano U-turn (what lizzo calls a Texas U-ey). This fucker did a couple of donuts in a main road. Knowing that he was going to get stopped, he hid all his belongings and so did his four other friends. This one cop tells him "Que pinche pendejadas estas hacendo" (What kind of stupid shit are u doing). The cop took everyones Licenses and told them to follow him to the station. Everyone knows that if u don't pay the cop right then and there that you will get withdrawn like an atm in the station...c'mon now...think..

So what my friends did they pulled over (in some abandon street with a torn down house in site) and asked the cop "Ay guey, cuanto quieres". Cop said "pos cuanto tienes" So all friends get off the truck and walk to the front where the cop is standing and start looking through there wallets. each grab about 3-4 bucks...gave it to the cop...
As soon as they had seen him pull out his FAT wallet out of his back pocket...friend#3 leans back and with a close fist and KNOCKS THE FUCK OUT THE COP....one punch is all it took...plus some kicks and elbow slams from the rest <--(just to have fun was what he told me)
They took the cops wallet...with about 500 bucks in US and about 200 more in pesos...
They took the keys from the car and one of there friends drove it around a little and drove the car into the small house i had told u about...grabbed the keys and launches them out into the woods.

While two other friends were gaurding the cop like pitbulls they managed to grab his other belongings, hide his weapon in the woods and take his boots for a final toss over the electrical wires....While leaving mexico, they get pulled over in the U.S... only to remember that they had forgotten to get their licenses from the car...D'oh

As Stupid as it sounds it really did happen cause one of my stupid cousins was the one that shitted himself when friend#3 punched the cop.....

Moral of the story is don't be a cop in mexico and pull over a vehicle with more than two guys...and don't forget to get your license back....