You Must Choose Game

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/25/2004, 11:18 am

being bald, I'd get used to it :lol:

Having very large feet and a three foot tall frame

or

having a seven foot tall frame, and teeny tiny feet?

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 5/25/2004, 11:27 am

Having very large feet and a three foot tall frame, i guess, i'd get use to the large feet and i'm already short so i know what that's like.

being stranded on the coldest place on earth, naked

or

being stranded on the hottest place on earth with a ton of clothes you can't take off

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/25/2004, 12:10 pm

option 2...although neither is one I'd really want

having no nose

or

having no lips?

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/25/2004, 12:17 pm

no nose! my sense of smell sucks to begin with, and I require my lips for.. um.. eating. :roll:

every time you see something that is ____ you have to eat it. or at least try to eat it, regardless of the consequences on your dignity or health.

orange
or
purple

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/25/2004, 12:35 pm

orange, there is way less orange than purple around me :lol:

I had a discussion about this last night.

If you had to be one of these "super" heroes, which would you be?

Extra armed guy. An extra arm can pop out of your torso at any time when needed to punch people or whatnot.

Or

Pus boy. You can control your zits to disarm enemies, disable them, or just make them scared.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/25/2004, 12:36 pm

you are aware that if you see a lovely orange sunset you will try to eat it?

or if you see a warehouse full of oranges you will have to go through each crate and consume ton after ton of sweet, citrusy goodness?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/25/2004, 2:03 pm

Yes...but that seems more appealing than trying to eat my clothes or maybe even lick the paint off both of my little sisters' walls.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 5/25/2004, 2:33 pm

70x7 wrote:If you had to be one of these "super" heroes, which would you be?

Extra armed guy. An extra arm can pop out of your torso at any time when needed to punch people or whatnot.

Or

Pus boy. You can control your zits to disarm enemies, disable them, or just make them scared.

Definately extra armed guy.

Okay...

Fall into a huge toilet that was just filled to the brim with solid waste - by someone else - and get it all over your clothes, in your hair and you even swallow a little. After this experience, you will always smell like shit. No way of getting rid of the smell.

or

Fall into a very slow shredder - this thing takes hours to do what it's going to do to you - maiming your left foot and right hand, making these two parts of your body completely unusable (except, I suppose, as weird shaped objects used to hit things, though that would hurt).

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 5/25/2004, 3:47 pm

Toilet. I'd ship myself to a deserted Island and live by myself.

Eaten alive by an army of red ants untill you die

or

Eat a army of red ants untill you die.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/26/2004, 3:04 pm

eating the red ants. food poisoning > ingestion.

getting slashed across the face once with a rusty razor blade. does it hit your eye? maybe.
or
everything you eat from now until the day you die tastes like banana. the only difference you experience is in shape and texture. otherwise, it's all banana to you.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 5/26/2004, 3:07 pm

getting slashed across the face.

no long term memory
or
no short term memory

lemonphile4 · Post by **lemonphile4** » 5/26/2004, 3:32 pm

short term

biting toenails in public or masterbating in public?

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 5/26/2004, 3:32 pm

Short Term.. i'd say.. no wait.. what was the question?

Being buried alive

or

Slowly being but in half at the stomach over a period of days. AKA "The pit and the pendulem"

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/26/2004, 3:36 pm

biting toenails in public or masterbating in public?

Biting toenails

Being buried alive

or

Slowly being but in half at the stomach over a period of days. AKA "The pit and the pendulem"

Buried alive. That second thing sounds horrible.

Having to be naked every day, regardless of weather, and everyone else gets to be clothed

or

Never having had brushed or flossed your teeth in your entire life, while everyone else gets nice, shiny, white teeth?

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 5/26/2004, 3:41 pm

70x7 wrote:
Buried alive. That second thing sounds horrible.

Really? I'd take anything over being buried alive. :neutral:

No floss or brushed teeth.

Being cut off from absolutely everyone for the rest of your life

or

Being surrounded by people at all times and never having a chance to be alone.

mosaik · Post by **mosaik** » 5/26/2004, 3:43 pm

eternal nudity... maybe i would get some sex out of it

how about this one:

Fight Mike Tyson or
Fuck Mike Tyson

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 5/26/2004, 3:46 pm

Outposted^

I'd fight Tyson.

Ok here it is again:
Being cut off from absolutely everyone for the rest of your life

or

Being surrounded by people at all times and never having a chance to be alone for the rest of your life.

mosaik · Post by **mosaik** » 5/26/2004, 3:48 pm

eternal solitude. i am an island.

brain damage from a bad frontal labotomy or just born retarded?

EDIT: BAD. BAD WITH A D EVEN. SHIT.

EDIT NUMBER TWO: FRONTAL. WITH AN "A" EVEN.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 5/26/2004, 3:50 pm

Bad frontal lobotomy, yo! Talk about a party story!

Skittles or M&M's?

mosaik · Post by **mosaik** » 5/26/2004, 3:53 pm

m&m's

plane crash or car crash?