Posted: 10/20/2003, 8:00 am
my computer's name is Betsy
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Posted: 10/20/2003, 8:45 am
the cock squacks at the crack of dawn
Posted: 10/20/2003, 2:05 pm
Stop the goldfish thief!
Posted: 10/20/2003, 2:15 pm
it smells like cake in my room
Posted: 10/20/2003, 2:18 pm
quit drinking all my beer you son of a bitch!
Posted: 10/20/2003, 2:22 pm
Ahhhh, My parents new Jeep is the best 
Posted: 10/20/2003, 2:34 pm
Bandalero wrote:quit drinking all my beer you son of a bitch!
im quite familiar with that line...beer is not safe here
Posted: 10/20/2003, 3:24 pm
I went to my sisters this weekend, and she offered me a beer, but I couldn't drink because I had to go visit my mom like 5 minutes after. 
Posted: 10/20/2003, 4:53 pm
i hate my feet 
Posted: 10/20/2003, 5:18 pm
I think i'm still asleep
Posted: 10/20/2003, 5:21 pm
i hate Flavell and his damn cognitive development textbook that is not written in english 
Posted: 10/20/2003, 5:53 pm
that random french exchange student that helped me on my french paper today is my new best friend
Posted: 10/20/2003, 6:31 pm
Phosphorous trichloride, biatch.
Posted: 10/20/2003, 6:32 pm
MAMA FUDGE!
Posted: 10/20/2003, 10:53 pm
Today I traded my work ethic for a banana.
Posted: 10/20/2003, 10:55 pm
I am having a piece of cheese now
Posted: 10/20/2003, 11:59 pm
^ eats a lot of cheese from the mousetrap
Posted: 10/21/2003, 9:55 am
^gets turned on by cheese
Posted: 10/21/2003, 12:23 pm
^ cut the cheese 
Posted: 10/21/2003, 12:45 pm
^sexed up the cheese 